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You are clearly superior in almost every way.

the fudge i did a stopwatch and got less than ten seconds

You are clearly superior in almost every way.

All hail me

Good job. You needed to get that thing off your chest. Totally cereal right now.

Oh hey. I have pectus. But I don't really feel like getting the surgery.

 

Edit: Just tried and got 24 seconds.

Edit 2: I have pectus and smoke cigarettes.

Oh hey. I have pectus. But I don't really feel like getting the surgery.

 

Edit: Just tried and got 24 seconds.

Edit 2: I have pectus and smoke cigarettes.

Depending on how bad it is you won't need one.

inhale and say uhh?"

i get like 6 seconds

 

breathing out and saying uhh i get like 1 minute

17 seconds wat up

Then when you start drinking, it's a minicooler for your beer.

Well, his body won't keep the beer cool at all, it'll heat it to 37°C instead, leading to the perfect Beargrylls-esque situation

lilshu, on , said:

 

Then when you start drinking, it's a minicooler for your beer.

Well, his body won't keep the beer cool at all, it'll heat it to 37°C instead, leading to the perfect Beargrylls-esque situation

 

ah it's a heineken bucket, now i get it

Arianna, on , said:

 

lilshu, on , said:

 

Then when you start drinking, it's a minicooler for your beer.

Well, his body won't keep the beer cool at all, it'll heat it to 37°C instead, leading to the perfect Beargrylls-esque situation

 

ah it's a heineken bucket, now i get it

 

Well played, good sir

You inhale until you run out of breath? Okay...

i think it depends on how hard you "Uhhh"

 

I can do it really slowly and get like 18 seconds

 

or do it really hard and quick and get like 2 seconds

 

well how bout that, same results for my sex life too.

inhale and say uhh?"

i get like 6 seconds

 

breathing out and saying uhh i get like 1 minute

you aren't human then, otherwise that doesn't make any sense

Lonely, on , said:

 

inhale and say uhh?"

i get like 6 seconds

 

breathing out and saying uhh i get like 1 minute

you aren't human then, otherwise that doesn't make any sense

 

it may be massive exaggeration on my part