maturity

i got idea to get him good

 

4 some stupid reason he leaves a little milk in every gallon jug he buys and never drinks it. he just buys a new gallon and leaves the old milk in the fridge. at one point i had to throw out 4 jugs with old nasty spoiled milk in the bottom because he is too lazy to do it himself, some of the milk was almost a month past the best by date

 

here is wat im gonna do. poor all the old spoiled milk in his new milk an when he has cheerio in the morning he taste nasty spoiled milk.

 

good idea?

yes

yes

Let's fudgeing beat his ass and light his house on fire and tp it ;et's fudgeed rage guys

move out

get over the xbox thing,

it's his xbox, he shouldn't be playing it without permission tbh

but srs answer is stop leaving your dishes in the sink, get over the xbox thing, and ask him not to eat your food

 

I only leave my dishes in the sink for a max 3 days at a time. He, on the other hand, leave ALL of his dishes in the sink and washes one bowl and one spoon in the morning for cereal and then puts the bowl back. I have washed his dishes to get them out of the way at least 5 times this semester.

 

It would be different if he asked if he could use my Xbox. It's not that I mind, it's just that it's my property and the polite thing to do is ask before you use it.

 

I have asked, and actually told, him not to eat my food. So now he eats it when I'm not there. I had a whole 12 pack of powdered donuts (lol fat) and had two packs and left for the weekend and they were all gone.

move out

 

i cant. signed off for two semester. even if i left i'd have to pay for the room.

skin him alive and use it as a coat for the winter

Zooey, on , said:

 

skin him alive and use it as a coat for the winter

The winter is coming

 

after all

you know nothing, lil snow

Where do u liev i'll send u a carepckge

guys i will go on operation S.P.O.I.L.E.D. M.I.L.K. codename kids next door style very soon. im waiting for milk to go very bad. will post picks when i undertake this mission

 

sell him some cocaine and cut it w/ baby laxative

i got idea to get him good

 

here is wat im gonna do. poor all the old spoiled milk in his new milk an when he has cheerio in the morning he taste nasty spoiled milk.

 

good idea?

 

Yes but you need to add that special touch to make his week.

Get some chilli powder (hottest you can find) but ideally a close colour match to his cereal/bowl etc. 1st day add some to the milk, 2nd day coat his clean bowl with a thin layer (in case he checks the milk), then the spoon... his sugar if he adds it & for a finale pour the remaining powder into the new pack of cereal when he thinks that may fix it.

 

After @ least a week of that he'll clean everthing he can possibly find to & throw out all the old food etc, just to remove any chance of a remaining contamination.

 

If he slips back into disgusting habits again, repeat the process - possibly with a peanut based product if hes allergic?

You should download some underage porn on his computer, then report him! ;)

throw up in his mouth while kissing him : - )

confront him or report him.

bros before hoes, on , said:

 

i got idea to get him good

 

here is wat im gonna do. poor all the old spoiled milk in his new milk an when he has cheerio in the morning he taste nasty spoiled milk.

 

good idea?

 

Yes but you need to add that special touch to make his week.

Get some chilli powder (hottest you can find) but ideally a close colour match to his cereal/bowl etc. 1st day add some to the milk, 2nd day coat his clean bowl with a thin layer (in case he checks the milk), then the spoon... his sugar if he adds it & for a finale pour the remaining powder into the new pack of cereal when he thinks that may fix it.

 

After @ least a week of that he'll clean everthing he can possibly find to & throw out all the old food etc, just to remove any chance of a remaining contamination.

 

If he slips back into disgusting habits again, repeat the process - possibly with a peanut based product if hes allergic?

 

lol that is good stuff. i might actually try that

confront him or report him.

 

no mods irl

Here is a pic of my fridge. All milk jugs seen here are just about empty, just enough milk for about one glass left in them. There is a third 1/2 gallon milk jug on the door which is actually my 3rd roommates milk, I believe that he (the lame annoying roommate that I actually share a room with) is currently mooching off of that milk. I'm gonna wait until he buys another 1/2 gallon before I undertake my operation.

 

this one is best by dec 17th, not old but still in the way

 

 

 

milk on door is 3rd roommate. best by date of dec 4th. its half full rite now

 

 

this one is best by nov 25th. its been in my fridge since a week before thanksgiving

 

 

on another note, i walked in on this lame guy shaving his chest with an electric razor in our room the other day (he is VERY hairy. has to trim leg hairs so hairy). I have randomly been hearing the noise from the razor all semester but i wasnt sure what it was and didnt really want to find out. but now i know that he has been shaving his chest in our room, which explains the massive amount of tiny hairs ALL over the floor. guess how many times he has cleaned up the hairs, or cleaned at all for that matter? 0 times. I talked to my 3rd roommate today about him and he said he has walked in on him just walking around our apartment shaving his face, getting hair everywhere. he is pissed with him too and i told him about my plan with the milk. he thinks its funny

You should punch him in the stomach while he is drinking water. Not fun.

You should punch him in the stomach while he is drinking water. Not fun.

 

i thought about that except while he is sleeping but in the throat... with a knife

tell him to leave

throw a soft cuddly teddy bear at him

 

that's made of bricks

hire a hooker to date rape him and give him aidz