El Bloggo del Heb0

attention whore i bet $1000 this is fake

heb0 please don't kill yourself we love you

holy crap i remember that one time you warned me rip you goosedown you get what you deserved

screw you guys im seirous this is for real

lol ya watever prove it

Guys this is heb0s mom he just killed himself i promise.

 

Look what you've done you jerks.

 

Love,

 

heb0's mom

since when are u facebook?

The beast arises. The World Wakes.

this is wat reddit does 2 u

also dont leave us again

rip in peace heb0

we will still try to get horses in runescape

hey heb0 you're still alive how's it going?

Oh noes.

I cared most about you.

Dear Redmonke,

 

I am well. Thank you for asking. Living out here is hard, but we work hard and try to make a better life for ourselves. My brother is planning to travel to California to become a prospector, and perhaps he will strike it rich and be able to support our family and buy a new cow. I spoke to father about your advice on getting rid of potato beetles, and he said he would give it a try.

 

How are things on your farm? Was this year's harvest good? Everyone around here had poor yields, and the potato beetles ruined much of what we had, but we will manage. Hopefully your crops fared better.

 

Please write soon. I read mother all your letters and she always wants to hear more from you.

 

Your pal,

 

heb0

Oh noes.

I cared most about you.

I took like ten hours trying to close the damn box

Comedy as an entire concept really peaked with this one.

Edited February 17 by heb0

In retrospect, I think I would have been more worried for you and how you were doing.

 

how was this ever an acceptable emoji

It was a simpler time

On 2/18/2022 at 5:21 PM, bros before hoes said:

 

how was this ever an acceptable emoji

#TimesUp for Salmoneus he must answer for his crimes 

On the other hand, truly ahead of his time with the trigger warning emoji

 

 

a time in life when the internet was so fun death threats were hilarious