Challenger

I was expecting sloth powder.

Sloths are the worst animal though, like they can starve to death on a full stomach because their metabolism can slow down so much and they can confuse their arms for a tree branch and fall to their deaths wow evolution hates them

yeah, there's a huge skeleton of that in the Natural History Museum in London, so cool :o

that deer is just like oshi im outa here

damn nature u scary

They're on the losing side of evolution? Which one is extinct and which one isn't, hmm?

Well they sure didn't improve that's for true, sloths accidentally kill themselves on a daily basis and their digestive system is capable of killing them lol

But they're soooo cute! Where can I buy one?

You can find lots at the local job centre/unemployment office.

 

If you want to find a truly professional sloth, try a government department.

I'm filing the papers to adopt a local government official tomorrow! I have outfits and everything picked out! I'll post the adorable photos when it all goes through. Thanks Bwauder!

I want Sloth Burgers

 

but it's meant to be fast food, not ridiculously-slow-and-adorable food

lilshu, on , said:

 

I want Sloth Burgers

 

but it's meant to be fast food, not ridiculously-slow-and-adorable food

terrible

I'd give it an 8/10