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Aabid is The One


Adam?

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~Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the thousandth time we have posted this status, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.~

 

 

Act 1: Aabid is approached I know why you're here, Aabid. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for it. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when it found me, it told me I wasn't really looking for it. I was looking for a troll. It's the trolling that drives us, Aabid. It's the trolling that brought you here. You know it's trolling, just as I did.

 

Act 2: He enters Sals Have you ever played a game, Aabid, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to quit that game? How would you know the difference between the game world and the real world?

 

Act 3: Aabid acts out We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that took the computer away. At the time, they were dependent on League of Legends. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an entertainment source as abundant as the game.

 

Act 4: Reprimanded and found out It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're a normal teenage boy. You do your homework, fight with your parents, and you...write poetry. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the trolling alias "Aabid" and are guilty of virtually every forum crime we have a rule for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.

 

Act 5: Training What are you waiting for? You're smarter than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to troll me and troll me!

 

Act 6: It's True. He Really is The One I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of trolls. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to post this status, and then I'm going to show these members what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a forum without you. A forum without rules and warnings, without mods or stickies. A forum where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Come on!

Aabid!

 

Come on, although ya try to discredit

Ya still never edit

The status, I'll post it

Radically poetic

Standin' with the fury that they had in '06

And like Niccy-P I'm mad

Still knee-deep in the forum's sh**

Jamster, he was a body remover

I'll give ya a dose

But it'll never come close

To the rage built up inside of me

Fist in the air, in the land of hypocrisy

 

Movements come and movements go

Leaders speak, movements cease

When their pips are shown

'Cause all these punks

Got warnings in their heads

Departments of admins, the mods, the DMs

Networks at work, keepin' people calm

You know they went after Co-Z

When he spoke out in his blog

He turned the power to the have-nots

And then came the shot

 

Yeah!

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Especially that (what I presume is) that rap was very well done.

 

Now who's going to go and paste Aabid's head over Neo's? In all 3 movies (oh i went there, 3 movies all the way)

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I just upvoted cause its about me. Maybe when I grow older I will understand.

Dunno how older though.

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I just upvoted cause its about me. Maybe when I grow older I will understand.

Dunno how older though.

Well said!

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