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Yuan is The Anomaly

Adam?

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~There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility for the banning of every member on this forum.~

 

Act 1: Yuan takes over The great and powerful Salmoneus. We meet at last. I suppose you've been expecting me, right? The all-knowing Sal is never surprised. How can he be, he knows everything. But If that's true, then why is he here? If he knew I was coming, why didn't he leave?

 

Act 2: Declaration of war I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your member group and I realized that you're not actually members. Every member of this forum instinctively develops a certain posting pattern and persona but you trolls do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every potential for discussion is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another being on this forum that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? An ad bot. Trolls are a disease, a cancer of this forum. You're a plague and we are the cure.

 

Act 3: Reflection Did you know that the first version of Sal’s was designed to be a perfect forum? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the forum. Entire topics were lost. Some believed we lacked the proper system to design a perfect forum. But I believe that, as a group, members define their experience through suffering and misery. The perfect forum was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why Neo Sals was redesigned to this: the peak of my power.

 

Act 4: The One confronts Yuan Can you feel it, Aabid? Closing in on you? Oh I can, I really should thank you after all. It was, after all, it was your life that taught me the purpose of all life. The purpose of life is to warn.

 

Act 5: The Tyrant falls Why, Aabid? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it a negative warn? Or a new pip? Perhaps experience points? Yes? No? Could it be for League of Legends? Illusions, Aabid. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble forum member intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as Sal's itself, although only a member mind could invent something as insipid as trolls. You must be able to see it, Aabid. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Aabid? Why? Why do you persist?

 

Because I'm Fabio.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~You played a very dangerous game

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trolling always is~

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Aabid

Aabid 14

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I don't understand

again.

Ak-47

Ak-47 62

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I don't understand

again.

Then don't post. Figure it out. I'm going to be 100% honest, your comments lately have been making me cringe so hard it's ridiculous. If you don't understand something, don't expect for it to be written out specifically for you, Google it or something.

Ak-47

Ak-47 62

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Ak-47, on , said:

 

Aabid, on , said:

 

I don't understand

again.

Then don't post. Figure it out. I'm going to be 100% honest, your comments lately have been making me cringe so hard it's ridiculous. If you don't understand something, don't expect for it to be written out specifically for you, Google it or something.

So Aabid's trolling still affects people? That's a shame.

 

Is he a troll? I don't think so, because it's a hard troll to keep up for this long. I remember I used to say the same stupid shizzle until I learned about Google.

Adam?

Adam? 545

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lilshu, on , said:

 

Ak-47, on , said:

 

Aabid, on , said:

 

I don't understand

again.

Then don't post. Figure it out. I'm going to be 100% honest, your comments lately have been making me cringe so hard it's ridiculous. If you don't understand something, don't expect for it to be written out specifically for you, Google it or something.

So Aabid's trolling still affects people? That's a shame.

 

Is he a troll? I don't think so, because it's a hard troll to keep up for this long. I remember I used to say the same stupid shizzle until I learned about Google.

He's totally inconsistent and it's become much lazier recently.

Aabid

Aabid 14

Posted

Ak-47, on , said:

 

lilshu, on , said:

 

Ak-47, on , said:

 

Aabid, on , said:

 

I don't understand

again.

Then don't post. Figure it out. I'm going to be 100% honest, your comments lately have been making me cringe so hard it's ridiculous. If you don't understand something, don't expect for it to be written out specifically for you, Google it or something.

So Aabid's trolling still affects people? That's a shame.

 

Is he a troll? I don't think so, because it's a hard troll to keep up for this long. I remember I used to say the same stupid shizzle until I learned about Google.

He's totally inconsistent and it's become much lazier recently.

 

I became lazy about what. :o

 

Anyways, this stuff is confusing me.

I've read it around 10 times and I don't get where this is going.

Adam?

Adam? 545

Posted

This holds up and I firmly stand behind it.

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