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Arianna

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My boss asked me to come along to get [other boss]'s car from the mechanic while the latter was busy in a meeting.

 

We get to the mechanic, get the car, then he gives me [other boss]'s keys and asks me to get back to the workplace; my face was then frozen in an utter "WHAT" face

 

Basically, my task was driving a friggin' Audi A8 for more or less 30 kilometres

 

Familiarise with the car's displays and button for 15 minutes, then start the engine, touch throttle with tip of foot, find self strapped ass-first to a rocket (that car has 385 bhp - the most I had ever driven had 110 bhp)

 

 

Summary of the trip: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

red light

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(enter motorway)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

pay toll

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

park

 

ohgodohgodohgod I have to find a parking spot far away from all the other cars shizzle a dent in the bumper would cost like ten thousand years of work spiritofayrtonsennaguidemeplease ontheotherhandnoit'sokdon'tmind

 

stop the car, enter office, breathe sigh of relief



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*Googles Audi A8 out of automotive ignorance*

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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You obviously have alot of attachment to your life & belongings.

 

Alternative trip; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

red light

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

chop shop

collect cash & long holiday

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You obviously have alot of attachment to your life & belongings.

 

Alternative trip; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

red light

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

chop shop

collect cash & long holiday

I have a lot of attachment to my own ass, you know

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Dud

You obviously have alot of attachment to your life & belongings.

 

Alternative trip; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

red light

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

chop shop

collect cash & long holiday

Dude, he is Italian. He would find himself scattered all around the world, disguised as many tiny bits of Salami if he ever tried that. :P

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Bwauder, on , said:

 

You obviously have alot of attachment to your life & belongings.

 

Alternative trip; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

red light

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

chop shop

collect cash & long holiday

Dude, he is Italian. He would find himself scattered all around the world, disguised as many tiny bits of Salami if he ever tried that. :P

Nah, my boss is alright, he'd just shoot me and fire my corpse

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Nah, my boss is alright, he'd just shoot me and fire my corpse

 

...out of a cannon.

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Arianna, on , said:

 

 

Nah, my boss is alright, he'd just shoot me and fire my corpse

 

...out of a cannon.

 

...into a volcano.

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