My boss asked me to come along to get [other boss]'s car from the mechanic while the latter was busy in a meeting.
We get to the mechanic, get the car, then he gives me [other boss]'s keys and asks me to get back to the workplace; my face was then frozen in an utter "WHAT" face
Basically, my task was driving a friggin' Audi A8 for more or less 30 kilometres
Familiarise with the car's displays and button for 15 minutes, then start the engine, touch throttle with tip of foot, find self strapped ass-first to a rocket (that car has 385 bhp - the most I had ever driven had 110 bhp)
Summary of the trip: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ohgodohgodohgod I have to find a parking spot far away from all the other cars shizzle a dent in the bumper would cost like ten thousand years of work spiritofayrtonsennaguidemeplease ontheotherhandnoit'sokdon'tmind
stop the car, enter office, breathe sigh of relief