Challenger

maple syrup?

how do you legalise moose

legalize it eh?

no you can't go around smoking maple syrup young man!

1000 people die daily for injecting maple syrup, talk to your kids about maple syrup before someone else does

...searching for "maple syrup death" and "maple syrup related deaths" is surprisingly depressing, I totally hoped for someone drowned in a vat or something but there's a medical condition with that name :(

...searching for "maple syrup death" and "maple syrup related deaths" is surprisingly depressing, I totally hoped for someone drowned in a vat or something but there's a medical condition with that name :(

If it makes you feel better I didn't expect that either

Well on the bright side at least you wouldn't have to buy any more maple syrup.