While inferior candidates attempt to make an issue out of income inequality or rising sea waters, we can always count on one man to give us real substance.
Future President Lincoln Chafee has proven that he's the most trustworthy candidate (once again) with our grammatical standards. This might even rival his granite-hard support for switching to the metric system.
Chafee recently tweeted a study that assessed the grammatical fortitude of his followers when compared to that of other candidates. To nobody's surprise, his came out on top with only 3.1 mistakes per 100 words.
Will President Chafee at last bring our nation to the officialization of the Oxford comma that it has long sought? We'll have to see whether Congress can put the bill through for his executive approval.