> Ask girl I'm dating out to the movies to go watch the new Star Wars with me
> She says yes
> Great success!
> But wait there's more!
> She insists she should be the one paying because I paid for it last time
> I say lol no, give multiple reasons as to why I should pay
> She plays the ultimate argument winning card "you either let me pay or we're not going"
> Okay then you win
> It's almost too perfect
> Of course it was too good to be true
> She says "... but can we please watch something else other than Star Wars? I haven't followed the movies"
> She hasn't watched Star Wars
> WTF is this
> Try Jedi mind trick
> Nope, she wants to go watch "The Dressmaker" with Kate Winslet or "Love The Coopers" possibly the most boring comedy movie released the past couple months/years
> She must be a Toydarian
> MFW I wanted to go watch the new Star Wars and end up having to watch a super boring movie with a girl who never watched Star Wars her entire life