fudgeing shizzle coochies
1. idiot cameron decides to promise a referendum to swing votes away from UKIP
2. shizzle coochie politicians decide to chat shizzle for the 2 or 3 months of campaigning when the actual referendum should have been at least a year down the line
3. remain were too fudgeing negative and leave lied the entire campaign
4. why wasn't it a 2/3rds majority???? this is fudgeing important
5. over 60s looking to fudge up the lives of those under 30
6. 18-23 year olds not fudgeing voting
7. BLAIRITES. fudgeING HATE THEM. JUST fudge OFF. BLAIR SHOULD BE IN PRISON. YOU SELF SERVING RICHARDHEADS.
8. fudgeING TORIES. fudge OFF. JUST fudge OFF. STOP fudgeING UP THE LIVES OF THE DISABLED AND POOR AND SUCKING RUPERT MURDOCHS IN AN AREA THAT I HAVE TO CENSOR
9. Cameron jumping ship, then that lying sack of shizzle boris johnson who decided to lead the leave campaign to score political points(even though hes been mainly pro eu most of his political career) and then not run for prime minister after cameron resigned
10. michael fudgeing gove. slimy shizzle. fudgeed up education before moving to a different parliamentary position instead of fudgeing off
11. JUST PAY THE JUNIOR DOCTORS, FIREFIGHTERS AND TEACHERS THE APPROPRIATE WAGE AND STOP MAKING THEM DO ADMIN WORK. DONT COMPLAIN BECAUSE THEY'RE ON STRIKE WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO fudge THEM OVER.
12. SNOOPERS CHARTER. STOP TRYING TO SPY ON US.
13. SORT OUT THE fudgeING ECONOMY LOOK AT THE STATE OF THE POUND.
14. how shizzle the pound is gonna get when article 50 gets activated
15. the two people who are lined up to be prime minister are theresa may, who is a psychopath who wants to spy on people and doesn't even know our immigration laws even though shes home secretary and andrea leadsom who is against gay marriage, wants to remove minimum wage, wants to remove paid maternity leave and wants to blindly activate article 50 which'll start the removal process from the EU
16. actually removing ourselves from the EU even though we live the era of globalisation.
17. the numpties who voted leave to kick out the foreigners and other xenophobic shizzle
18. the richardheads in wales, cornwall and poor areas who voted leave even though the EU funds any infrastructural development in those areas and now are upset because the govt aren't gonna provide similar subsidies.
19. losing the ability to travel without a visa across europe
20. scotland potentially leaving the UK
21. NI re-uniting with ROI
but hey at least we got control and showed those people in brussels!