Update to last entry
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I've hidden the last entry but here is the Part II. For those who haven't seen it, the very short version of the issue at hand is: problems with gf.
So we had a very big discussion involving a lot of tissues in a quiet little park. All our problems were laid bare and we tried to find solutions/compromises for them. In the end, we decided to try our best to work through our problems this summer break, and if it doesn't work out, then it doesn't work out. We've got a lot of good things planned, so hopefully things don't take another nosedive. Relationships = hard work.
But the main reason I'm writing an entry closer than 6 months apart is that something happened that I can't possibly not tell the entire world.
I've worked the Saturday night KFC shift for at least 3 years now, which is the night where we get all the drunk and high customers past a certain time. Of course with this comes countless slurred 'so what are you doing after work', 'can I get your number', you know the drill. Some of these people are really sweet, but 95% of them are sleazy guys that are much older than me, just looking for a quick fudge. Who else to prey on than poor innocent-looking girls at KFC? To the guys reading: yep, it really is as easy as you think it is for an above 4/10 girl to sleep with a guy. Yay equality.
Of course, being a) taken b) not-so-straight and c) someone who has standards, over time I've learned how to reject these guys without stuttering and blushing and making a fool out of myself. For example, the most popular and original 'can I get your number' comment gets the response something along the lines of 'sorry, I can only give you what's on the menu', then charm my way through completely changing the subject. It's always a delight when I get a different pickup line, because I can get a bit more creative with my rejection. Which brings me to my shift 2 nights ago...
A chick with a group of drunken people in her car came through the drive-thru and ordered, we had a small chat, she asked what I was doing after my shift, and invited me to come to her party afterwards (not in a 'let's fudge' way). I thought to the Jim Carrey movie 'Yes Man' and thought I shouldn't pass up on something like this, so for the first time ever, I accepted someone's number through the drive-thru. They drove through, and I served the next car. Lo and behold, a guy in his 30s asked 'Do you wanna catch up after this?'. I picked up a packet of tomato sauce beside me and pretended to mishear him, saying 'Ketchup?', and he must've been so blown away by my response that he dropped it completely. I don't think I'll ever be able to top myself there.
In other news, tomorrow I'm getting a haircut that will end my hairstyle that has been relatively unchanged for about 10 years, and I'm gonna get tested for ADD. Exciting times.
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