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Hey all, As you may have noticed, Sal's went offline last month. Our server crashed after years of being unmaintained () and we had some data corruption. Unfortunately, backups of the server and data broke at some point... which would have made the process so much easier! I was eventually able to recover the community data, but needed to rebuild the server, essentially from scratch. Apparently a lot changes in 6 years for web servers, so a lot of banging-head-against-keyboard ensued until I was finally able to get things into a good state. And... here we are! Apologies for the delay in getting things back up and running. Let me know if you have any questions! Cheers, Sal

If you're looking for a place to connect with new players or reconnect with older community members, stop by the Sal's Realm Discord at THIS LINK. We have many old and new members of the community on this Discord, and not all are here on the forum. On the discord, we not only coordinate in-game events, we also stream them through the platform. If you are keen on showing off your singing voice, we have three voice chats ("Falador Park" "Varrock Square" and "Ardougne Tavern"). If you're looking for active in-game chats on RuneScape 3 and Old School RuneScape, visit the following-- RuneScape 3 -- the "Sals Realm" clan chat The official RuneScape 3 Sal's Realm clan chat. How to Join Click the community icon on the interface: Click the clan chat list icon: You should now see a list. On the bottom right, click the green dot (in between the orange and red dots). Click the speech bubble with a plus sign then type in "Sals Realm." You should now find yourself in the clan chat! From here, you can stay as a guest or ask for an invitation. If you are a guest, you will need to place three forward slashes ("///") to send your message to the chat. If you are a member of the clan, you only need two. Old School RuneScape -- the "Sals Realm" chat There's also an Old School clan chat. Special thanks to Heb0 for providing these instructions: You can join by navigating to the chats tab, then searching under the clans subtab for "Sals Realm". This will let you join the chat as a guest. You can join the clan one of two ways: 1. Ask a current member to turn "Invite Applications" on in the clan. If nobody is online, you can PM me or a deputy owner on discord. This is a world-specific action, so you will have to hop to their world or they to yours. You can then request to join via the clan settings menu, and they can then approve your application 2. Meet a current member on their world. They can use their clan banner on you to invite you to the clan. You must have "Accept Aid" on for this to work.

Content of the episode aside, I think I would like to talk a bit about emotions. When I read the episode, it is easy to laugh and smile over the humor and memes, but I was caught off-guard over how I felt after reading it. There were two things that stood out to me in particular: The entire aspect of mental health, dissociation, and struggling to stay in control over your own mind, is something that hits far harder to me now, than when episode 41 was released. This is because mental health has become a constant in my life, partly due to work, partly due to people in my life that has developed mental health issues. Not to mention having had a stress-related crash about 4 years ago, where my brain went into slow-mode, and for a month, life was just... scarily limited. I think episode 42 portray the mental health aspects in a very genuine manner. When I read it, I could not help thinking about a couple of students I had that had memory gaps and disassociation frequently, to the point where they could not piece together where they were, when they had an episode. What they would say about their medication was something you nailed. Another thing that is hard to not feel emotional about is the entire nostalgia aspect of the episode. Half a life time ago, I joined Sal's, and it has given me so many memories, allowed me to meet so many fantastic people, and learn a myriad of things I would otherwise have been oblivious to. That pure joy of nostalgia hit me hard in that episode, because it was easy to think back to simpler days. I like how your writing naturally evolved through the episodes to start including additional layers and dimensions to your storytelling, beyond the obvious message(s). You have done quite a good job, Adam?.

... but men do, through the roads they walk." - Me just now, blatantly stealing from Fallout And my road changed, and took me away from this place I spent so much time in as a teen and a young man. How long as it been? Probably half a decade only, and yet it feels it's been so much longer. I came here out of nostalgia, answering a question my future fiancé asked me about how I learned my English. I immediately thought of RuneScape, but more specifically of Sal's and the good times I spent here. The fun people, the drama, the competitions. Man I did miss this place. I wonder who's still around or even remembers me? I used to be cool I think. At least that's how I prefer to remember my times here. But I can easily admit looking back without bias that I was also tremendously cringe at some points, and immature beyond words. I prefer to believe I had a positive impact in this community though, the same way the community impacted me. Hope you're all faring well, and remain safe in this time of crisis. With the pandemic and all. Stay well friends. Miss you.

Hello! I thought it was time I made an into post. I am Rolf aka 6 i r t h y. I am Rolf on discord with 6 i r t h y being my runescape iron. I assume most here know me from the discord but the cruel Adam? and Synapsi have forced my hand to post here as well. Those who don't know me, I KNOW YOU. I have absorbed the lore into my being and become the nu wave. For real, hello. I played f2p barely in like 2006 -2007. Picked OSRS back up around 2 years ago now and have a 2000 total main and a 1575 iron with a new fire cape as of today.

Every fake I ever made!

EPISODE 42!!!!!!! Tip for reading: Zoom in and out to find the preferred page size on desktop!!! Starring: @Adam? @Goliath @Fatalysm @Cameron @Topdog @Dad @Goggie @Emanick @yelo @Xaria @Beret @Andyana @Zooey @daniel @Gnostic Christian Bishop @venom @Yuanrang

awesome, currently sketching out your name in this style I have an amazing sparkly gold pen for this, currently figuring out using different pens and how to plot everything out correctly. I'll add you in, thanks!! thansk for the submision sobned. i I got back to town and spent some time trying to move stuff around, I clearly have a lot of fixing-up to do of my SVG creation and pen coordinates/spacing, but rough status (Morte intersection/difference needs fixing, I don't have good micron pens for Sofee, ugh, so many problems) After I get everything fixed up I'll start reaching out / and/or adding in re-done entries from the first guestbook, cuz I did an awful job

I can’t believe Adam? talked me into going afk for years in order to force the time skip arc.

@Kingy @The Enigma @Steve @Cookthechef @Andyana @Zooey @Arrogance @Beret @Prashanna @Desireful @gazisere @Un0 @Un_t0uch @Celtic @MRC @Haru @Venomblood @venom @Teh Crappy @Doom @Kwinten @Topdog @SlashingUK @Pixel Bunnie @Master Neverdead @Phoenix Rider @Kittenblob @Entrility @Falcon @Adam? @Jethraw @Tabt @Doddsy @iToast @Cxkslei @Lily Haaron @Merch Gwyar @Lee M16 @ZacharyB @Kesthetic @Micael Fatia @Sofee @As @Twist of Fate @Mr FANG @Whiskas @Nitua @Finway @Synapsi @Army of One @chaosor @Fabis @reepicheep @wartoc @Sk8skull @Ambo100 @Old Ben @Evin290 @heb0 @Jnr J @Common Sense @iSlam @King Of Monra @lord earth13 @Speedwagon @zellychan @Arborus @Ambo100 @Chaoss There's so many people I'm forgetting about. Perks of growing ancient I suppose.

Oh my goodness! Look! Sobend got 99 Archaeology, the best of all the new skills! What do you know, Chaoss didn't know this skill existed until now! C'mon Chaoss, you're on the most active , most descriptive and frequently-visited update forum for Runescape - you should know this stuff by now! I bet you didn't know they came out with Sailing too! Sobend has 99 in that too! The next skill is about raising ponies. Sobend said he won't get 99 in that. That would be weird. I can't believe it though! Sobend got another 99! He's growing up so fast, next thing you know he'll have a max cap- wait, he has one??

Hey there everyone! Believe it or not, the site and forum have been living on the same sever for more than a decade! In computer years, that's like 100 million and 3 years, give or take a year or 2 million. Basically, the forum is being served by a Stegosaurus, or something like that. It also turns out that a comet is about to destroy the very part of the datacenter housing our server, so there's that tiny detail too. Anyways, the server is really, really old, and it's living in a really old building that's about to be demolished pretty soon. Seriously, this is all true, I promise! So, I've spent a lot of time building a new server environment elsewhere which should be easier to maintain and upgrade, and it should cost a lot less to run! It also seems to run a bit faster/smoother, and we'll have the benefit of running on all the latest and greatest server software! I'm planning on running the final part of the migration on Wednesday, 9/26, which is basically the part where the forum database is moved over to the new server. My plan is to take the board offline on Wednesday night, copy over the database, run the final maintenance steps, and then update the DNS to point to the new server. For you, this update should be completely painless, except for the fact that the forum will be offline for awhile (oh noes?). I'll update this topic when the work is complete! If you have questions, or just want to post pictures of your favorite dinosaurs to celebrate the life (and impending shutdown) of the old server, please do so in this topic! Cheers, Sal

If the town wins, Dwar is unbanned. If the Mafia wins, then Dwar is publicly executed. Results announced in 2033.

How long has it been? What year is it? How did I get here? This can't be right. It's 2022, this isn't how things were supposed to be. How have you been the last decade? Dragon Sal Z - Episode 42: Unfinished Business. Is this real?

Masterful as always. Sal's is BACK

hey this forum is only for respected members how did u post this very good fake though i can see pixels on the rune pl8 tho. i would recommend our fake kits for help. kingsy and fatalysm and best 4 ur needs. best wishes https://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/forum/25-screenshot-fakes/?sortby=views&sortdirection=desc

He is not going to respond to you.

The only colors I favor is the red white and blue

There is no reviving Sal's. Do you not get it? I killed the forum. I killed you all. There is no hope. There are no more heroes. All that remains are the mangled corpses beneath my feet, and the broken skulls shattered amongst the remains. You all failed. This is not a fairy tale where good triumphs over evil, nor could good ever amount for anything when it is championed by spineless fools. I have, and shall forevermore, reign supreme. That is the natural order of the universe. ----------------------------- On a less dramatic, and far more personal, note, I think it is time that we peer-pressure Adam? into coming out of retirement so he can finally finish his masterpiece. This brilliant story of a young and plucky hero, having to overcome being harrassed by so many cruel do-good'ers and ne'er-do-wells, and obtain his goal for Forum (and World!) domination deserves to be finished. Besides, I think few things are as monumentally meme-worthy and unifying to our community as Dragon Sal Z was. The decades of nostalgia, and our forgotten brothers and sisters, call out to you Adam?. They cry for a finish to laughs started, and stories left unfinished. You have made us wait for too long. Rise up and fulfill your destiny by finishing the story! ...If nothing more because you have at least one fan in me waiting patiently, even if I might not ever have said that out loud. I guess it is time to take off the gloves and say it, in the same manner that it is time for you to buckle down and finish your magnum opus.

For years, I have thought about making such a list, writing a personal comment, but.. where the hell do one even begin? So many years. So many names. So many name-changes. So many memories. So many that are lost to time and the void of my goldfish-like memory. Sal's has changed my way in so many ways, some small, some absolutely life altering. At some point in time, this place will go down, and we will all leave a part of ourselves behind when it does. ...but until then, this is home away from home before I got my own home. You? You are my extremely dysfunctional family, and I love you all for it.

Vote: Cameron time for lynching

Alternatives that never made the cut New version of the old banner New version of the old logo I forgot how to wrap bottles properly. 80's inspired movie poster Casually ripping off rick and morty for dragon sal z fan art Making a comic for dragon sal z Unfinished doctor who poster

The mighty dragon Elvarg has been defeated. Praise be to Saradomin!

Can we unban daniel too?

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HXxi5Aqg8JVtsbCKcf6It-74Qy7I8Rme5DMCVeplS6E/ For people in clan chat who were asking.

What a beautiful anime. I am so happy to have randomly checked this website to see an update, and so sad my character has joined Yuanrang's evil empire.

9/10, only Beret gets 10/10

Glad to Finally get it! I could have gotten it on the last day of BXP but I wanted to wait for some other friends to be online to come. I've really enjoyed training this skill! When it came out I got Level 99 pretty Quick & I helped a lot of people open their Effigys so I got a lot of Exp from that.

I found this old gallery from a decade ago, which has a good amount of them: https://imgur.com/a/rVn36

here is me excitedly interacting with a cat at a jazz club in paris

I have put a placeholder in the next plot, and I think it's perfect if you don't want to say something like... "CANTING FOR LIFE"? I'd do that if I was cool enough to ever have been in Canting ;-p I am searching high and low for a perfect font and render for you, I'll be spending some time on this. I was thinking about some type of metal font (fshi got Nine Inch Nails) but I'm trying to think of a EU/Belgian-appropriate design for you.. maybe in style of a font from a Heffeweisen/Kolsch beer? have a favorite brew maybe? Thanks y'all for entertaining me, @heb0 I'll be sketching out what you describe with exact precision this coming week while I'm in CO snowboarding this week. If I can't get you picture-perfect, every new version I'll just color in your tree differently (the woodcutting rework will eventually be implemented, I'm sure of it) V2 pre-print as I move stuff around and learn how to bulk-print with my robot

hello! I remember Adam?, you must be an old battler like me! I'm just posting here because it's one of the only threads with activity, but I randomly thought of runescape, and then that I thought I once wrote a guide about something that got published on the site. And I had a sleuth and its still there! 15 years later BEHOLD: https://runescape.salmoneus.net/tips/wilderness-survival-guide.html#rune_rock_mining Im sure its even more irrelevant than it was back then, but good on Sal for still paying the bill each month. Shame I cant even log in to my RS account anymore and no chance I care enough to follow that up :lol: shout out to @Arianna @Yuanrang @Salmoneus hello edit- I just read that guide and christ I really knew my rune mining back then. great escape tips

@Fatalysm Nice of you to mention my name twice there I kind of feel the same way as Yuanrang, so many names to remember and I'm scared I'll leave someone out. There also many names I recognise but I also can't remember how...

My signature is better.

Please go read the rules.

Salmoneus FC crew!!!

Do you guys remember when the forum mods got mad that people only wrote "gratz" or something on these threads? Anyway gratz

Hi all, I know these boards are at a slow crawl, but I thought I'd see if any familiar faces ever lurked here. With Zybez dead, this is one of two forums (Tip.it) where we can browse old clan discussions/fights and potentially find each other. I hope each of you are doing well in your lives and still cherish the battles we had with and against each other. Today I opened Tempest, a community & F2P-based clan with tons of old clanners (including Sals greats such as Blade V1per, Slaughter17, Pker Nick PK & more) to take a more casual approach to the warring scene. That being said, I wanted this to be a bit of a smoke signal to old clanners looking for a place to scape (or even just to hang out in Discord) whether that's as a clan friend or a fully-armed warrer. Opening Thread Memberlist Discord Miss ya'll, stay safe during these crazy times.

Haven't posted seriously in about a decade but hope everyone is doing well and see you around if you stop by.

Searched google and got pretty jiggy with it. Crazy how much is still online really!

After all these years you are still the same insufferable, annoying and yet lovable all the same Guitarguy who can't get my name right. God damnit! Omg Sobend my dude! How's everything! You are by far one of the people I missed the most. Good times! And who are you, the proud lord said Leo! So nice to see you're still around! The person who took over my position as the top PvPer here. I missed all the fun stuff we used to do and talk about! Hope you're still kicking butt in the Wilderness. Howdy Chaoss! It's amazing you're still around too. I feel you've been here since forever. Part of the furniture! Oh my gosh this dude! How's family life going Eggy? I bet the kid's a young man (or woman, I forgot. Sorry!) now. You gotta tell me how everything's progressing. Soon enough I'll be having a family of my own and any tips would be amazing! Howdy Flames. Nice to see you popping back for a visit too. Oh please, like you weren't the moderator who liked me the most and even one of the people around with the most patience with me. Hahaha! Miss you a lot Yuan! You were like a mentor to me here, even if you never took the role. All I wanted was to be a good role model like you were.

Well, I suppose that means that at least one person thought so!

Today is my first time logging on in a very long time just reminiscing about all the good times on this forum. I remember all the signature request threads when the guys who were good at Photoshop would make whatever everyone asked for. I thought about the progress bars in my signature too when I was working on 99 Fletching haha! A lot has changed since then it seems. Especially RuneScape itself. It's nothing like the game I use to play. I definitely remember your username, Sobend, Chaoss and Egghebrecht. Hope all of you are doing well. Any of you guys still play? Moved on to other games?

old farts ftw

you misspelled "Michael" noob

Amen brotha! Screw those dang elitist guildmasters!!

Good luck with your account and welcome back to Sals! this is y we r the b3st fansite thx 4ur halp buddy

*With sad eyes* You shouldn't fight in here. This is a magical place. Yes, we need a new skin or two. Folks should look at this topic and help us choose! Otherwise I'm going to upload random skins based on my cat's reactions (and while she's a classy cat, she has no innate sense of web design so it will most likely end badly).