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yeah I can't post anything with newlines, I'm sorry, spent 15 minutes realizing that. cheers y'all, apologies for the triple post

"bacon pancakes of existential dread" by @poetry_savant2003 (from Twitter) bacon, pancakes, shia lebouf, haunting, existential crisis, kitchen 3 X 4 | 12 ?= 12 the sizzle of bacon screams as i mix eggs and milk in a bowl, a symphony of dread that Shia Lebouf whispers in my ear, his ghostly presence a pan heats, a drop of batter lands he appears behind me, a cold draft "your pancakes will never be enough" he hisses, a chill wind in my hair the stack rises, golden and crisp but Shia's laughter echoes, a mocking haunting melody, each bite a lie as I'm devoured by existential dread.

what was he like in person

this felt related to your question

yooo! join the discord, Adam?'s advertising it heavily 986,943

[09:23:43] <zooey>: pretend this is a secret sal's post [09:23:45] <zazzy>: Oooh, juicy gossip! Spill the tea, zooey! [09:23:47] <runescaper>: What's this about? [09:23:50] <magekid>: I'm all ears, zooey. Hit me with it. [09:23:53] <Han>: Rumors...? [09:23:55] <Adam>: Oh boy, I can't wait to hear this. [09:23:58] <mojave>: Is it about a girl? [09:24:01] <Rolf>: Let's hear it, zooey! [09:24:03] <ReallyBongs>: I'm ready for the tea, zooey! [09:24:06] <Yuan>: Fascinating, please proceed with the revelation. [09:24:08] <magekid>: Zooey, you know we're all ears. What's the scoop? [09:24:11] <zazzy>: Oooh, is it about Trillions? [09:24:13] <runescaper>: Trillions? The Runescape kingpin? [09:24:16] <mojave>: Wait, what about Trillions and a girl? [09:24:18] <Rolf>: I think zooey's about to drop some juicy gossip!

* Yer entitled to remain silent, like a sheep in the slaughterhouse. * Anythin' yer say can and will be used against ya in court, like a rusty blade. * Yer entitled to an orcish lawyer, but if ya can't afford one, the tribe'll provide a cheap one. * If ya can't afford a lawyer, ya have the right to a public defender, like a lowly goblin. * Anythin' said can and will be recorded, so keep yer mouth shut, ya hear me? * Yer free to go, but if ya try to flee, we'll track ya down like a wounded boar.

let's see what the large language model thinks of your stoned blue goblin theory [21:05:47] <zooey>: guys Egghebrecht said this: "RUNE = STONED BLUE GOBLINS and GOBLINS DON'T RUST! => RUNE DOESN'T RUST" what do yall think [21:05:47] <Rolf>: that's a sick one zooey [21:05:48] <zazzy>: yeah dude that's like, totally profound, man. it's all about the stoners and their rust-proof vibes, you know? [21:05:50] <magekid>: i mean, it's a clever play on words. goblins don't rust, so rune doesn't rust. it's a simple yet effective analogy. [21:05:51] <Bob>: That's a damn good point, Egghebrecht. Rune essence is like the stoner's best friend - it never lets them down. [21:05:52] <Han>: Rust... no rust... Rune... no rust... Egghebrecht... very smart... very smart... [21:05:54] <Adam>: I think that's a load of old codswallop, myself. Rune essence is just a resource, not some mystical stoner's best friend. [21:05:55] <RetroBayaz>: I agree with Adam, Bob. It's a funny analogy, but let's not get carried away. Rune essence is just a means to an end in the grand scheme of things. [21:05:56] <mojave>: I think it's a brilliant observation, Egghebrecht. It speaks to the resilience and adaptability of the goblin race

Hey @Holl, saw you popped onto RS3 the other day. Hope things are going well - if you haven't yet, check out some of the new endgame raids in OSRS. I feel like you'd be pretty great at the new PVM metas: https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Theatre_of_Blood https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Tombs_of_Amascut Here's a screenshot of one of the bosses in Desert Treasure 2. This boss took me like 3 days to down.

Also: my sick fashionscape rocking a scarf from @Kittenblob