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  1. Zooey


    is water wet
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    fortmonthly topic

    lonely gave me a virus
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    the kit that isn't a kit

    he got them hips
  4. Hi all, welcome to my skill log! Hopefully I'll document my journey on 2007scape and bring you along with me. It's 2019-08-02 and my account is over 13 years old. That's kind of weird. Current Levels Updated semi-daily Goals and Recent Achievements I'm currently going for: 80 Wooductting 65 Crafting 75 Slayer 85 Fishing Probably gonna quest too. Quests Completed (not sure why I was tracking this but ok) Waterfall Quest Doric's Quest The Knight's Sword Merlin's Crystal The Holy Grail Clue Scrolls Beginner: [1] 2019-08-01, Bank Pic August 1st 2019 February 24th 2013 February 24th 2013 Supporters Bump if you'd like to support me! Cheese Myth, Kyogre589, iLonelyWolf, Trey Strukel, Guitarguy, Wartoc, Barr n00b, Ice, N3wb, Common Sense, Jure, Shadowkid, Totodile, Micael Fatia, Da Shark Age, Swagga, Sk8skull
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    anyone Read?

    I've gone in-and-out of reading phases but am back in it with some David Foster Wallace, I read Murakami's 1Q84 last year and really liked it alongside some nondescript psych books. Anyone else been reading anything good in their free time lately?
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    anyone Read?

    Hey I loved The Sirens of Titan, I've been meaning to reread it along with Jailbird. What'd you think of Mother Night? I really like how Vonnegut isn't so verbose and lengthy that it becomes a chore to finish. (here I am, sitting at page ~650 of Infinite Jest) You guys all have just lengthed my to-read list raaaaaaah Isaac Asimov sounds like a blast though. Hey!! Long time no see!! Admittedly non-fiction is not something I ever pick up, what'd you think of it? is that primarily the content you read? is picking subjects you're naturally interested in the best way to get started there?
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    anyone Read?

    Oh man, a re-read of The Count of Monte Cristo is very high-up on to-do list; I gotta say all the classics I read for school then come back to? I appreciate them so much more. It's a funny phenomena, I disliked being asked questions about them then and basically just read looking for answers, but I'd really like that kind of thing now. I guess that's what growing up is I know very little of YA fiction, Eragon is basically my only "ha-ha what a fun read" there, but no mild sexuality in that no sir SIDE NOTE: being able to react to posts with custom emojis like in Slack would be hilarious
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    Yeah, I can't change mine either; seems like you're stuck with whatever you had
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    A Joke Topic

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    I didn't make that topic.

    I'm the detective, you should change your vote Vote: Sobend
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    Welcome to the new sal's realm

    looks good, reminds me kind of what tip.it used to be like depressing that the wikipedia and subreddit removes any traffic; I'd be shocked if there's over a hundred real visitors a month. positing ideas, there could be content like Sal's old screenshots and notes from people who donated - i.e. content not reproducible or relevant anywhere else that gave the site personality. a dynamic background would be kinda cool, imagining something like this ((((((never finished it i suck)))))
  12. I did this for minecraft and got like 4 responses from 20,000 messages sent you're only saying this to fool us into thinking you haven't already done this and lead the most successful pyramid scheme in the world
  13. Zooey

    Best Edition of RuneScape?

    I keep intending to play an OSRS ironman but am too chicken
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    Death Dose 110+ Most Active

    can i join without roving elves
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  16. Zooey

    Why was I IP banned?

    it has something to do with the cloudfront load balancer/threat management; I was banned too but it never went away. I just got a new IP :-) in reality it's probably for the better, we're all doomed here without Mr. Fang
  17. Abstract The study of user activity here at Salmoneus' Realm of Runescape (henceforth referred to as The Realm in this study.) has been a major point of focus for the previous decade - at the time of this writing, since 2009 forwards. Many theories and solutions have been presented but there has been no solid scientific studies performed to precisely explain why and how the decline of The Realm occurred. This paper will strive to identify and blame a single user. Figure 0.1: Sal's Realm of Runescape Official Google Analytics Data The Rest of The Post I believe my scientific study speaks entirely for itself, but I would accept any thoughts and criticisms towards my analysis. I spent quite some time collecting data points (1: Guitarguy joining, and 2: Guitarguy using a pony avatar.) and fitting it to the trends of activity here at the realm. Conclusion I am not putting this forward with any suggestions or thoughts, merely a completely objective point of view. I would appreciate any solutions or actions to be taken following this study. Hugs and Kisses, Zooey
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    Sals Minecraft Topic

    yeah, sure, here it is: IP: mc.salscraft.com Map: mc.salscraft.com:8123 Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/bx54EXA
  19. A Much More Scientific Look into A More Scientific Look into A Scientific Look Into... [ Click here to read more.. ] Abstract A number of highly impressive social scientists were consulted with the focus on two studies conducted in the fall of 2019[1]. The goal of these scientists was set into motion after both studies were scrutinized over many nights. This study will delve to the true answer of the real question: The second study in question sidestepped the original issue entirely[2] and failed in numerous aspects of the scientific method, as well as utilizing a common method: intentional ignorance[3]. As our first study proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that Guitarguy did in fact kill the realm, we focus on the why in this white paper. Key words: Adoption probability, Guitarguy, Salmoneus, The Realm, Sal's TMZ, Yelo did nothing wrong, Adoption probability 1. Introduction and Getting Up To Speed Following the original study[1], we can see with empirical data that Fiddleman's presence was in fact the sole contributor and cause of the downfall of The Realm. The bias found in the second study, conducted by the perpetrator in question himself. It is a foundation of modern society that unfair biases are never allowed, ever. Therefore, the study conducted by Fiddleman himself has been thrown out. At this point, we can conduct the real meaningful studies. 2. Key Factors Underlying Adoption Decision: Theoretical Foundations and Operationalization We review relevant social network theories that point to several key factors underlying a social entity’s adoption decision, and then propose ways to operationalize these factors with social network data. 3. Why Did he Do It? Analysing why exactly Guitarman ruthlessly slaughtered The Realm took many hours of intensive research and inner questioning by the scientists conducting the study. This methodology was forced to stay in the realm of science, as often the question of 'why' leads to the introduction of both morality and judgment of character. We ensured this did not happen, because Guitarman is a smooth criminal. This gave our team enough information to confirm that his motivations lay behind the TV show My Little Pony[3]. There are a number of episodes that specifically give instructions to kill institutions of friendly conversation and happiness. We conclude that Guitarman's association with ponies[5] in fact precipitated and motivated his merciless slaughter of The Realm. [1] https://runescape .salmoneus.net/forums/topic/368443-a-scientific-look-into-click-here-to-read-more/?tab=comments#comment-4168758 [2] Begging the Question [3] Ad Hominem [4] See [5] [5] See [4]
  20. Zooey

    more prints

    trying to do prints that people would buy
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    HEY GUYS! I'm back. Zazzy gave me an oldschool bond for a week; anyone else playing oldschool still?? #SALS_CC #SALMONEUS_LIVES I made a Patreon and am slating myself as producing Generative Art & Critical Thinking-based posts, but I've got 3D printing ideas and a lot of other stuff going around; if y'all have any thoughts (critical!! I wanna hear them!!) about my first post I'd love to hear them. Link is here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/24773177 Anyways, enough about me, what's everyone been up to lately? I miss Runescape and the community here; crazy how it's been over a decade for (almost? I'm guessing EVERYONE) the typical user here! Weird growing up around a video game as our common interest. Talking about playing Castle Wars is way more fun than talking about beer, drugs and the weather
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    The last person to post here wins

    I could believe filthy frank was ezra
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    more prints

    very good point, thanks for the advice. I'll retake them when I put my next round up yeah once i have some $ i'd like to get a custom domain, bigcartel is just nice for now cause it's free

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