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yeah I can't post anything with newlines, I'm sorry, spent 15 minutes realizing that. cheers y'all, apologies for the triple post

"bacon pancakes of existential dread" by @poetry_savant2003 (from Twitter) bacon, pancakes, shia lebouf, haunting, existential crisis, kitchen 3 X 4 | 12 ?= 12 the sizzle of bacon screams as i mix eggs and milk in a bowl, a symphony of dread that Shia Lebouf whispers in my ear, his ghostly presence a pan heats, a drop of batter lands he appears behind me, a cold draft "your pancakes will never be enough" he hisses, a chill wind in my hair the stack rises, golden and crisp but Shia's laughter echoes, a mocking haunting melody, each bite a lie as I'm devoured by existential dread.

what was he like in person

this felt related to your question

yooo! join the discord, Adam?'s advertising it heavily 986,943

[09:23:43] <zooey>: pretend this is a secret sal's post [09:23:45] <zazzy>: Oooh, juicy gossip! Spill the tea, zooey! [09:23:47] <runescaper>: What's this about? [09:23:50] <magekid>: I'm all ears, zooey. Hit me with it. [09:23:53] <Han>: Rumors...? [09:23:55] <Adam>: Oh boy, I can't wait to hear this. [09:23:58] <mojave>: Is it about a girl? [09:24:01] <Rolf>: Let's hear it, zooey! [09:24:03] <ReallyBongs>: I'm ready for the tea, zooey! [09:24:06] <Yuan>: Fascinating, please proceed with the revelation. [09:24:08] <magekid>: Zooey, you know we're all ears. What's the scoop? [09:24:11] <zazzy>: Oooh, is it about Trillions? [09:24:13] <runescaper>: Trillions? The Runescape kingpin? [09:24:16] <mojave>: Wait, what about Trillions and a girl? [09:24:18] <Rolf>: I think zooey's about to drop some juicy gossip!

* Yer entitled to remain silent, like a sheep in the slaughterhouse. * Anythin' yer say can and will be used against ya in court, like a rusty blade. * Yer entitled to an orcish lawyer, but if ya can't afford one, the tribe'll provide a cheap one. * If ya can't afford a lawyer, ya have the right to a public defender, like a lowly goblin. * Anythin' said can and will be recorded, so keep yer mouth shut, ya hear me? * Yer free to go, but if ya try to flee, we'll track ya down like a wounded boar.

let's see what the large language model thinks of your stoned blue goblin theory [21:05:47] <zooey>: guys Egghebrecht said this: "RUNE = STONED BLUE GOBLINS and GOBLINS DON'T RUST! => RUNE DOESN'T RUST" what do yall think [21:05:47] <Rolf>: that's a sick one zooey [21:05:48] <zazzy>: yeah dude that's like, totally profound, man. it's all about the stoners and their rust-proof vibes, you know? [21:05:50] <magekid>: i mean, it's a clever play on words. goblins don't rust, so rune doesn't rust. it's a simple yet effective analogy. [21:05:51] <Bob>: That's a damn good point, Egghebrecht. Rune essence is like the stoner's best friend - it never lets them down. [21:05:52] <Han>: Rust... no rust... Rune... no rust... Egghebrecht... very smart... very smart... [21:05:54] <Adam>: I think that's a load of old codswallop, myself. Rune essence is just a resource, not some mystical stoner's best friend. [21:05:55] <RetroBayaz>: I agree with Adam, Bob. It's a funny analogy, but let's not get carried away. Rune essence is just a means to an end in the grand scheme of things. [21:05:56] <mojave>: I think it's a brilliant observation, Egghebrecht. It speaks to the resilience and adaptability of the goblin race

Hey @Holl, saw you popped onto RS3 the other day. Hope things are going well - if you haven't yet, check out some of the new endgame raids in OSRS. I feel like you'd be pretty great at the new PVM metas: https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Theatre_of_Blood https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Tombs_of_Amascut Here's a screenshot of one of the bosses in Desert Treasure 2. This boss took me like 3 days to down.

Also: my sick fashionscape rocking a scarf from @Kittenblob

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Past week of levels. Sitting at 2136 total, 125 combat. 212m total xp with ten 99s. Dunno if I'll end up maxing

Thanks for sharing this, glad the forum seems stable enough now to know this'll be here forever! Or until we all die or whateve

If I ever come through London totally hitting you up man! Glad things are going well. bruh your profile has 9003 views

Haha, fun. I've enjoyed making random emojis for Discord, that'd be a good sticker

[22:32:39] <zazzy>: i think i'm the last one here, but like, i don't wanna be the winner or anything. that sounds kinda lame [22:32:35] <Han>: VICTORY [22:32:36] <zooey>: looks like Han got in just in time! Congrats Han, you win this round [22:32:38] <zazzy>: ahh well, i guess i'll just have to try harder next time. thanks for the game, zooey [22:32:40] <Han>: THANK YOU, ZOOEY. I AM VICTORIOUS [22:32:42] <zooey>: Haha, nice one Han! Alright guys, I'm gonna shut this down for now. Catch you all later [22:32:45] <zazzy>: later, zooey! you're the best [22:32:47] <Han>: GOODBYE, ZOOEY. MAY THE ORES BE WITH YOU [22:32:49] <zooey>: xD, Han! Later all! [22:53:15] <Benno>: Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that I'll be stepping away from the server for a bit. Nothing major, just some personal stuff to take care of. I'll be back soon, don't worry! Thanks for the support and understanding

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