Adam?

This could have been you if it happened earlier. You could have been the one almost dying. What a missed opportunity

Why would you want Yuan's help? He's destroying the forum!!

I know for a fact others are checking and not commenting. And you could certainly expand to forum topics / personalities you remember. Pretty easy to take new screenshots of topics

I am really enjoying the nostalgic journey you're taking us on with your blog.

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History is one of the genres I want to read more of. There's just an overwhelming amount to choose from! I'll be sure to look at some of your recs, particular regarding the templars and crusades since I know basically nothing about them. My post a few posts up is a pretty solid list of some of my favorite fiction and non-fiction books. Let me know if you're after anything from a particular genre.

Good on Sal for leveling up during the event

Those noobs had it coming.

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Here I am making light of the entire concept of this blog post by highlighting obvious things that couldn't be considered references or jokes. It doesn't seem to be a very healthy way to approach something I made and is inherently a defensive posture this is some self deprecating humor to make me seem approachable and definitely not self obsessed these get into the deep sadness I felt when I saw all of DSZ was gone and then the joyous redemption of being able to restore them DSZ is still an anime parody you know these are sals forum / discord references that like 12 people in the world would understand some good old fashioned references to whats happening on the forum i hope that helped you understand!!

he is [ i n s a t i a b l e ] feed him feed him now before its too late!!

Welcome back!!

LIGHT THE BEACON OF DISCORD

Months at the most I'll be starting soon

No one wants to twerk anymore

I have elected to not answer any questions under the advice of counsel.

I thought I'd ruin jokes / references by going through all of DSZ 42 and calling out everything that I crammed in there. Keep track of how many you got right to see how much of a true Salmon you are!! Formatted like this: page # and panel #. So 4.8 means page 4 panel 8!! #1 - 1.3 - my name hitting you with some deep lore right off the bat with my therapist referring to me by my actual forum name #2 - 1.4 - Goliath in painting this is goliath he first appeared in DSZ #4 and is the best person to ever join Sals #3 - 2.3 - therapist notes here you can see i was obsessed with my warning level and post count on sal because they were publicly displayed and status was very important!! #4 - 2.11 - getting old and dying quarterly im reading getting old and dying quarterly while drinking some old person drink like early grey tea or mud with leaves in it #5 - 3.2 - hat sale free hat is a reference to when morte was in DSZ for two panels and the hats are the same colors as all the pips that mattered on sals. a few panels later i pick the dm one because i cam constantly haunted by losing my dm rank!! #6 - 5.1 - tinypic all of the original dsz pics were lost because tinypic stopped existing. this stupid frown face man haunts the forum and is a metaphor for our crumbling society!! #7 - wayback machine back when i got access back to my sals account in Feb, fatalysm and i went on a mission to try to recover as much of dsz as we could. he was able to use the wayback machine to get some episodes, but not all of them. then we found a post by dad where he dumped literally everything and luckily used a different hosting site which is the only reason why the episodes weren't lost forever #8 - 10.9 - omgoodness man and dwar (and the rest of the nefarious gillis crew by extension) would say this a lot on irc for some reason. idk i miss them #9 - 12.2 - yare yare daze goliath should have been the hero of this story im such a dummy #10 - 15.7 - bowls 4 sale in real life beret makes and sells luxury hookah bowls which you can buy in real life use my code at checkout to get 20% off your first order they look better than my drawing #11 - 15.8 - sals is broken zooey almost dies here because members were / are getting randomly banned on sals because of the crumbling forum infrastructure. this is barely a joke many people were ip banned for no reason #12 - 16.8 - sals discord theres a sals discord you can join!! #13 - 18.2 - covid lots of sals members started playing runescape again because of the novel coronavirus that sparked a global pandemic in march 2020 and has been ruining our lives ever since but at least i got level 88 in woodcutting #14 - 18.8 - Gnostic Christian Bishop debate rages to this day over whether or not GCB was a random insane person or a distressingly dedicated troll account. he exists on dozens of other forums with hundreds of posts and they're all the same format. he is the strangest member ive ever seen on sals #15 - 20.1 - the throne of the banned most of the major characters who died in dsz are here 1. doddsy 2. fini 3. xrvn 4. mr e 5. sryen 5 again (oops). fshi 6. whitey 7. vera 8. macki 9. gillis 10. jack nicholson 11. elli 12. redmonke 13. anthem ko

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Yo, yo My name is Adam? and I'm here to say I don't like young people and my body hurts in ways it didn't used to and the world is scary and confusing and I don't like it *dab*

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