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Morte

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  1. Morte

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    My father is adamant he succeeded
  2. Morte

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    The trick is to give them so many issues that it loops around into points of strength. Apparently.
  3. Morte

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    Bold of you to assume Gen Z has any will to live in general.
  4. Morte

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    Nope, it was a solid joke and I just didn't transition it well enough to the classic "is that a threat or a promise" line. Some would describe my humor at this stage of my life as "cheerfully suicidal".
  5. Morte

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    idk if this is a threat, but I'm hoping it's a promise.
  6. Morte

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    It's funny because his name is Beret.
  7. Morte

    Sal's Guestbook v2.0

    That, detective, is the RIGHT question.
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    Dragon Sal Guestbook
  9. Morte

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    Fiji hasn't killed any famous explorers I'm aware of, unlike Hawaii and the Philippines
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    Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that heb0 does go on.
  11. Morte

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    I just realized my avatar is Gravity Rush. That game was good :(
  12. Morte

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    Sals is just a Truman show for Heb0
  13. Morte

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    They probably should be tbh
  14. Morte

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    draw me some art for free riot points
  15. Morte

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    Sobend are so bendy
  16. Morte

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    Omg reported dani will get you rawr for one word bump
  17. Morte

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    You won for 16 hours
  18. Morte

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    It's me, I'm the system
  19. Morte

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    America says you spelled that wrong.
  20. I done seen you online just now. Boop

     

    1. Sofee

      Sofee

      I'm here now boop boop

  21. A NEW HAND TOUCHES TH- Wait, wrong fantasy series.
  22. Morte

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    Hi remember how we used to be such great friends on Runescape free st00f pls
  23. Morte

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    I am beyond envious
  24. Morte

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    I said to myself years ago "I'm never spending $300 on a Gaea's Cradle". Turns out I monkey pawed myself.
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