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  1. Topdog

    HBO's The Newsroom

    tess is hot i'd do her
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    Sex story kinda

    So I was at a party on Sunday night (different from the Saturday night ranch party from my other post), and I know all of the girls there, and they're either taken or unattractive to me. So, I sit down with one of my friends gf's and we're talkative and such (I find her attractive, but I wouldn't try anything). We call each other gossip buddies all night, I give her one of my mike's hard lemonades because I enjoy talking to her. Anyway, by the end of the night, I'm pretty tipsy and the host (one of my good friends)'s girlfriend comes over. She says to me, "I wouldn't usually come but I heard you were gonna be here and (her boyfriend) doesn't really sit down with her at these parties." We've had times where he's invited me to eat with her and I'll just kino the living fudge out of her, where he looks like the greatest chump in the world. I think she's really cute and we have cute interactions together. After we help my friend clean up, he can't drive because he's buzzed, so our DD takes her home with us (she lives 2 doors down from me). We go to taco bell and then wall greens. When we're in wallgreens, she follows me into the condom aisle (as a joke) and I have a lot of sexual innuendo and general facts that I know about orgasms and sex from TED talks. Anyway, she leaves her arizona can with me and I "Ain't havin none of that" so tried to put it down her shirt/in her skirt etc. and she's having a great time and so am I. When we finally get home (I insist she gets dropped off first) I have my arm around her in the back seat. She says it's really dark so I'm like "ok I'll walk you to your door." Once we arrive at her door, I go in for a hug and she says "This is the most awkward ki..."(she goes in for it) and we hug then she says "I don't know why I just said that." I know exactly why, so I kiss her on the cheek and I make sure I have her number. I don't know if I should escalate further, because it's my good friend's girlfriend, or if I should just keep this between us and try to get a friends with benefits thing going (which would be my ideal choice), or if I should just drop it and forget it existed.
  3. Topdog

    League of Legends

    just leave it huge timesuck. I would find myself getting mad and screaming at the computer at 1 AM because some brazilian retard couldn't speak english
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    I'm fuming right now (video of friend lifting with horrible form thinking he's the shizzle) https://fbcdn-video-a.akamaihd.net/cfs-ak-ash4/v/437493/840/1856409948220_52880.mp4?oh=85787f7fb3a4d4b3a95f4d4eedf8ad0d&oe=501F4920&__gda__=1344227616_61ea0a3faaf85b370d22c70480ff9189
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    This Is Enough

    lol Aabid try being Topdog in 2007/2008
  6. Topdog

    College and university?

    Correct. College typically refers to undergraduate studies... and liberal arts colleges only offer undergrad degrees
  7. Topdog

    College and university?

    College = Small institution, or a small entity of a university (Harvard College is an entity of Harvard University) University = Institution as a whole (Harvard College, Harvard Business School, Harvard Law School make up Harvard University) are you free next weekend? let's have a skype date
  8. Topdog

    How sketchy is this party going to be?

    I've never gone to any of these, but I always get invited and I'm kinda curious. Round 3 is tomorrow night. tl;dr - Round 3 tomorrow night - Sloots will be slooting - Pretty sure the cops came the other rounds - I don't feel like going to jail/getting a ticket Round 2:
  9. Topdog

    How sketchy is this party going to be?

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    How sketchy is this party going to be?

    17 later this month... "Topdog you're 14/15" is just a running joke from when I actually was 14/15 It's mostly kids from other schools going, and it's not really my type of party... I prefer just 15-20 people just chilling... this has hundreds of kids Idk though... nothing really to lose other than potential popo trouble
  11. Topdog

    Ode to Sofee

    Hello heavenly blessed beauty whose inner beauty and outter beauty is simply divine and everlasting, Yours is an ancient beauty, the kind of muse that inspired Omar Khayyam or the Chauraspanchasika. Surely it was an angel like you who wooed Odysseus as he stood tied to the mast or whose light burst from the balcony that inspired Romeo... to song. Oh be my muse, fair princess and we shall teach the generations to come how to love.
  12. Topdog

    Texting a girl

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    sofee did I ever tell you that I've had a crush on you for years
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    Twist of Fate and I share our 5th year anniversary on this site today! HALF A DECADE
  16. Topdog

    Most honest piece of television ever

    meh he talks like that and the next few episodes he acts like a one-sided radical left-winger. still good show, though. tess is hot.
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    why i am nice guy, sofee :)
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    lol you're so funny sofee :) :)
  19. Topdog

    Hey You!

    i want sofee to be my gf
  20. Topdog

    r u aware

  21. Topdog

    Dat feel

    when I realize how much of a happy face I was at 12 on these forums http://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/topic/217012-%26gt%3B-%26-8224%3B-topdogs-skill-log-%26-8224%3B-%26lt%3B/
  22. Topdog

    Dat feel

    shut the fudge up
  23. Topdog

    Subject selection halp

    sofee will u be my girlfriend
  24. Topdog

    Kid from a neighboring school

    He goes to another school in town and I only know him from a couple of parties. The video popped up on my Twitter feed tonight, though. The chorus is definitely autotuned, but I'm really digging the vibe of the song.

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