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Guitarguy last won the day on May 20 2018

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About Guitarguy

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    Oxford Comma,
  • Birthday August 29

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    the hell is a Jabber?

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    Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA, North America, Earth, Milkyway, Universe
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    I'm a fudgeing brony happy face


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    Brassica Prime
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    Sals LOL

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  1. Guitarguy

    I didn't make that topic.

    Some of you may have recently stumbled upon this topic. You may have then assumed that this topic was posted by me. After all, the topic is utterly hilarious; who but I would conceive of a topic with such a brilliant mix of brevity, self-deprecation, and fourth-wall breakage? The very concept cracks me up. (Also, the topic was posted by "Guitarguy," which may have also been compelling evidence that I posted it, for I am he.) BUT—and oh, what a but!—I did not make that topic. In fact, I recall very explicitly not making that topic. And I wasn't even on Ambien last night. This begs the question: What dastard did make that topic in my great name? Well, it must be somebody with the ability to log in as me (which I'm aware high-ranking users can do on IPB), or to post a topic in my name (which... might be a thing on IPB, but that would kind of be a weird feature). Also, presumably, it must have been somebody who was online in the time since that topic was posted. With a quick look at the staff directory, this narrows the list to two people: I suspect lilshu, not only because the time he was last online more closely matches the time the topic was posted, but because he has a habit of abusing his admin powers. For example, he put a comma after the "Oxford Comma" above my name to the left. That comma is NOT an Oxford comma! As anybody familiar with my madd grammatical skillz knows, I would never commit this error! Additionally, he put, next to "Interests" in my profile. My humor isn't that self-deprecating, and I'm too depressed a person to put on a "happy face." But the alternative explanation is that Sobend did this and framed lilshu, in which case bravo. To be safe, please send your hate mail to both of them.
  2. Guitarguy

    A Joke Topic

    This isn't very funny.
  3. Guitarguy

    The one where I spill the beans

    Oh yeah? I got an uncut DRAGONSTONE of a baby boy. Check urself before you wreck urself, noob.
  4. Guitarguy

    THE BORING 20s


    1. Sobend


      How do you pronounce it?

    2. Guitarguy


      ni-MAH-nik, as opposed to noo-MAH-nik.

  6. Guitarguy

    Why was I IP banned?

    This keeps happening to people randomly, and then it eventually self-resolves. It even happened to me! And nobody wants me banned, of course. Right guys? Right?
  7. A More Scientific Look into A Scientific Look Into... [ Click here to read more.. ] Background The predominant view within the scientific community holds that the decline in the Sal's Realm of RuneScape forum's activity from 2009 to the present is attributable to Guitarguy's adoption of a pony avatar.[1] However, this view has recently fallen under scrutiny as experts in the field question the scientific rigor behind the study on which it was based.[2] Our investigation uncovered an alternative explanation for the phenomenon of Sal's Realm's decline in activity. Methods We conducted a statistical analysis using Google Trends data and examined major events in Sal's Realm history to determine what might have contributed to the forum's decline in activity. We took a screenshot of the Google page and edited it in Photoshop, but Photoshop was too hard so we used MS Paint. Results See Figure 1 (Figure 1). Figure 1: Figure 1. Discussion It appears that Zooey's entrance into the forums precipitated the forum's decline. Some may question the internal validity of attributing the forum's decline in activity to a single member's entrance. However, these people are wrong. Conclusion Our research suggests that, contrary to popular belief, the decline in activity on the Sal's Realm of RuneScape forums is attributable entirely to the entrance and subsequent undesired existence of the member Zooey. References Zooey et al. A Scientific Look Into [ Click here to read more.. ]: Sal's Realm of RuneScape Forums. https://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/topic/368443-a-scientific-look-into-click-here-to-read-more/ Accessed November 2019. Guitarguy et al. November 3rd, 2019 Status Update: Sal's Realm of RuneScape Forums. https://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/profile/59235-guitarguy/?status=6480&type=status Accessed November 2019.
  8. zooey's study sucks

  9. I remember the good ole days when you could go to Lumbridge and find an account with maxed non-combat skills for sale at $5.
  10. bump (this time for a better status update)

  11. Guitarguy

    does this ever happen to you?

    we need to be able to combine emojis to fully express our emotions
  12. Guitarguy

    Runescape Fanclub Renaissance

    why am i only on there twice like some pleb
  13. Guitarguy

    Sal's Shoddy Guestbook

    My font appears to be "Constantia," unbolded, unitalicized, size 22.

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