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Guitarguy

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Status Updates posted by Guitarguy

  1. I can't decide whom to vote for this election cycle—both of the candidates are great!

    1. Sobend

      Sobend

      Senility or craziness? Senility... or craziness?

    2. Yuanrang

      Yuanrang

      Either way, your reputation towards the rest of the World will be damaged for the next decade. :thumbs:

  2. Onion bagels shouldn't exist.

    1. Sobend

      Sobend

      What is your take on the French toast bagel?

    2. Guitarguy

      Guitarguy

      I've never tried it nor even heard of it, but I approve.

  3. DEAR EVERYONE: PLEASE STOP MISPRONOUNCING "mnemonic" AS "pneumonic"

    1. Sobend

      Sobend

      How do you pronounce it?

    2. Guitarguy

      Guitarguy

      ni-MAH-nik, as opposed to noo-MAH-nik.

  4. zooey's study sucks

  5. bump (this time for a better status update)

  6. WHEN I AM PRESIDENT, EVERY WASP WILL BE DEAD.

    1. Sobend

      Sobend

      As a white anglo-saxon protestant, I am greatly offended by your vitriol!

    2. Zooey
  7. merry christmas, buttmunches

    1. Sobend

      Sobend

      Merry Christmas

  8. happy april fools.

    forum is delete.

    just kidding.

    is april fools.

  9. I think everyone should be promoted to Distinguished Member, because remaining on this forum is a distinction.

    1. Beret

      Beret

      I agree. I remember I tried so hard to get it in the past.

    2. Sobend

      Sobend

      I was thinking respected member.

    3. Yuanrang

      Yuanrang

      Bear in mind that some people are actually physically forced to log in due to being locked away in the dungeon.

  10. omg

    1. Sobend

      Sobend

      I'll see you at the parade! I think I saw you on TV. You were the guy climbing the pole, right?

    2. Guitarguy

      Guitarguy

      No, I was the guy lying awake all night discerning fireworks from gunshots.

  11. The phrase "to cut something up" should really be "to cut something down."

  12. The recent update seems to have suddenly and dramatically increased my post count. However, this means that my like:post ratio has decreased accordingly. I want my money back.

    1. Fatalysm

      Fatalysm

      Might be adding your post count from the super secret forums or something. I don't think my post count has increased.

      As for the like ratio thing, well you're just gonna have to deal with the fact that truly you aren't that popular :closedeyes:

    2. Guitarguy

      Guitarguy

      That would I mean that I have, like, 2,000 posts from the super secret forums.

      Alright, I admit, we're the Illuminati.

    3. Fatalysm

      Fatalysm

      Saving your quality content in the forums that nobody can see I'm sure. :cute:

  13. That "Mark site read" button shall be the bane of my existence someday. I know it.

    1. Fatalysm

      Fatalysm

      I don't even need it. The activity on here is so low, I literally keep up with everything. :(

    2. Chaoss

      Chaoss

      Have to agree Fatalysm.. I think the forums would look the same to me!

  14. I see that with the new forum, posting a status update doesn't cause your previous one to disappear from the "RECENT STATUS UPDATES" list. This pleases me.

  15. WHERE'S THE :CLOSEDEYES: SMILEY

  16. Why did the typist blow his fingers off with fireworks?

    1. Guitarguy

      Guitarguy

      He wanted a "severance" package.

    2. Sobend

      Sobend

      Yolk of the month!

  17. Happy Steam Bad Rats sale!

    1. Egghebrecht

      Egghebrecht

      rats are bad m'kay!

  18. I like how you can type the whole word "weather" with only your left hand.

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    2. Bwauder

      Bwauder

      What are you doing with the right that makes it unavailable?

    3. Guitarguy

      Guitarguy

      Stroking my... cat.

    4. Young Leo

      Young Leo

      also water

  19. It bothers me that the word "restive" means the opposite of what you would think it means.

  20. This holiday season, tune into literally any channel to enjoy "A Christmas Story," more commonly known as "kids screaming for two hours straight."

    1. Sobend

      Sobend

      Hey! I like that movie. Jean Shepherd is the man.

    1. Sobend

      Sobend

      A vote for Bernie Sanders is a vote for Donald Trump!!!11

       

  21. I just opened a two-pack of starbursts and both of them were pink, so I think I'll be succeeding Sal as leader now.

    1. Nitua

      Nitua

      What shall we do, new fearless leader?

    2. Guitarguy

      Guitarguy

      DECLARE WAR UPON THE RUNESCAPE WIKI. WE'VE ALREADY DEFEATED THOSE MONGRELS AT ZYBEZ.

    3. Nitua

      Nitua

      Consider it done!

  22. WHEN I AM PRESIDENT, ALL MICROWAVES WILL HAVE A MUTE BUTTON

    1. Sobend

      Sobend

      WHEN I AM PRESIDENT VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM TUBS WILL BE HALF AND HALF NOT 60% VANILLA AND 40% CHOCOLATE

    2. Young Leo

      Young Leo

      Can we also have a electrocute-anyone-who-opens-the-microwave-early-and-doesn't-reset-the-timer button

    3. Army of One

      Army of One

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  23. when someone on the Talk page disses your source http://i.imgur.com/gb2SuaX.png

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