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The Noobiest Things We Did And Still Do

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1. Trying to wear gob mail (like everone else)

2. Using longswordsand b axes instead of scimmy

3. Telling my freind that ill make some armor for both us to go wildys (steel)

4. Using air staff to train str on farmers

5. Making money by mining ess

6. Air running

7. Cut oaks till like lvl 70

8. Get melee up then decide to be pure mage then go to melee

9. Not doing easter event 2005 (one getting rabbit hop emite and easter ring

(omg this is getting imbarsing)

10. Getting like lvl 30 crafting from making pottery

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I bought an iron kite from the general store and asked how to fly it....

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My clan and I still do this thing called "Pink Skirt Day".

 

We go to W 19 Varrock, suit up in pink skirts, and harass the general population of RS for about an hour. It's very nooby, but fun!

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I thought Runecrafting was p2p - didn't find out until I was about lvl 40 :aware:

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When I first came to RuneScape I did alot of dumb stuff as a noob such as....

 

1. Try to wear Goblin Mail (your not an experienced player till you have tryed it):aware:

 

2. Going into the wildy with my new armour and getting killed :/

 

3. Asking the jail house guard not to kill me when he was attacking me

 

4. Getting killed by a goblin in 2 hits :)

 

5. Didn't know how to train strength and defense till I was lvl 30

6. Carrying a shield and a stick w/leather body for protection till I was lvl 40 :aware:

7. The first time I made 500 coins I thought I was stinking rich

 

8. Afraid to go near the Barbarian village (one nearly killed me)

 

Just recently....sence I became member

 

1. Didn't know there was a mine under Falador

2. Got Rune Armour thought I was invincible then killed a whole bunch of times in Castle Wars :/

Now in the lvl 60's

 

1. Didn't know my magic bow had special attack after a week I got it :/

 

2. Didn't train magic till now

 

3. After earned my first mill again I thought I was rich :)

 

4. Finally did Dragon Slayer and nearly died (yeah right and my friend said it was easy :/)

 

Everyone of those things I did. Except the ones in bold.

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I always need to check how much money in my bank. I've always liked adding up the total amount of wealth in my bank. I don't think this is "nooby," but sometimes it does take a while to add up all the stuff.

 

Things of the past (early 2006):

1. I was so poor that I bought kebabs. Back then, you could lose hp if you ate a bad one, so once I did and I died. I was so upset losing my full iron...

2. I thought full mith was the best armor, and wore it til lvl 60. Then this rude guy came up to me and began ranting about how "nooby" I looked....

3. I was so confused the first time when I entered the wildy. Why did those red blasting spells come out of nowhere? I wondered.

4. I wanted full sara armor so badly that at one point I considered killing 20k+ cows and collecting their hides. I gave up at 3k.

5. I fell for the wine of zammy scam. Grabbed it and...uh-oh..

 

Things I do now:

1. I sorta quit quests.

2. I love chopping willows and fishing salmon/trout. I never cut mages or fish sharks.

3. I do not believe I have 215m+ gp even tho I do.

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Sometimes I forget to start the quest and end up trying to do half of it :aware:

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Sometimes I forget to start the quest and end up trying to do half of it :aware:

 

Thats exactly what I do! Over half of the quests I do I don't start them, and then wonder why nothing works. :aware:

 

Lol.

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I commited the worst possible crimes against player etiquette when I was still a noob. :aware:

 

 

1.) Opening the gate in Pest Control and letting the monsters cross.

 

2.) Collapsing the Castle Wars tunnel on a team member who was carrying the enemy flag.

 

3.) Created an insane amount of barricades to keep my teammates locked in and all enemies out.

 

4.) Purposely launched catapult rocks at teammates.

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Sold a Fly-Fishing rod for 1k and got a Donald Trump feeling ^^

 

Tried to lure someone into wildy (he was 12 lvls lower than me), but turned back because I got scared :aware:

 

-Insomnia

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Yeah when i Started playing i did all of that i kept on diying by the dark wizard and i didnt know what was happening lol so if people folo me i bring them by the dark wizards

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10. Thinking that approaching someone from the behind will cause him to not see me.

 

 

HAHA!!

 

That One Takes The Cake!

 

Let Me See..

  • Fished For Hundreds Of Shrimp & Wondered Why They Werent Selling.
  • Of Course, The Goblin Mail Thing
  • Wondered What At Draynor Manor Kept Hitting Me(Found Out It Was The Tree)
  • Kept Trying To Take The Sara Staff At The Wise Old Man's House
  • Go To The Wild & Talk Smack To The High Levels That Couldnt Touch Me lol

  • Spend GP On 'Girlfriends' Who Never Logged Back In.
  • Get Pwned By Hobgoblins(sp?)
  • Got Scammed By This Guy. He Bought Cow Hides From Me For 10GP Each, & They Were 100 Ea.
  • Not Knowing How To Train Def/Strength Until I Was In The Teen-Levels

A Few More Things. Couldnt List Them Right Now. Im Too Tired.

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hmmmmm noobiest things...

1. went into the abyss without any means of teleportation and died. Twice.

2. went to thzaar and attacked TzHaar-Hur (because of lowest level, obviously!) and wondered why evry1 attacked me *sobs*

3. spent AGES at PC before realising that it's now quicker to train on monsters

4. The obvious goblin mail thing

5. got called an infidel a lot in al-kharid

6 mined and dropped ore till mining lvl 25 before realising the existence of the smithing skill.

7. bought dragon dagger from the guy near the waterfall for lots of money.

8. bought various dragon items wihout the levels and quests to use them

9. stole from baking stall then tried to sell stolen items back to shop- guards weren't impressed :aware:

 

that's pretty much it!

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Lets see.....

 

Tried to wear Goblin armour

Got killed by a cow

Got killed by a Barbarian Woman

Avoided the Druidic Circle outside of Varrock because i got killed there once

Fell for a Luring scam and lived thankfully

Nearly traded all my money for an addy kite

Traded a lava battlestaff for some item of similar value, then traded that item for hunter pots because i didnt know the value of them....come to find out i ended up losing tons of money in the process

Refused to finish Dragon Slayer for 4 months because at lvl 45 I thought i would die instantly against the dragon.

Thought that being a lvl 40 or so was awesome and that i was no longer a noob

Thought that Autoers were real people, and tried to talk to them.

Avoided the wildy for like a year and a half because i was scared of getting killed, until i realized i could just walk out with no armour on and not lose anything.

 

And that is all i can think of at the moment, i'll add more as i think of them.

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Here are 3 really nooby things ive done. Right when i started, i was facinated by smithing. I got my lvl so i could smith a bronze mace. I made 5, and went around trying to sell them. This guy broke my heart lol when he told me bronze maces stink.

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When I first came to RuneScape I did alot of dumb stuff as a noob such as....

 

1. Try to wear Goblin Mail (your not an experienced player till you have tryed it):aware:

 

2. Going into the wildy with my new armour and getting killed :xd:

 

3. Asking the jail house guard not to kill me when he was attacking me

 

4. Getting killed by a goblin in 2 hits :)

 

5. Didn't know how to train strength and defense till I was lvl 30

 

6. Carrying a shield and a stick w/leather body for protection till I was lvl 40 :)

 

7. The first time I made 500 coins I thought I was stinking rich

 

8. Afraid to go near the Barbarian village (one nearly killed me)

 

Just recently....sence I became member

 

1. Didn't know there was a mine under Falador

 

2. Got Rune Armour thought I was invincible then killed a whole bunch of times in Castle Wars :xd:

 

Now in the lvl 60's

 

1. Didn't know my magic bow had special attack after a week I got it :xd:

 

2. Didn't train magic till now

 

3. After earned my first mill again I thought I was rich :P

 

4. Finally did Dragon Slayer and nearly died (yeah right and my friend said it was easy :s)

omg i did the same things. and more. only i thought that i was filthy rich when i got 300gp when i sold a pot. now i have over 1m ;) ... i wish

 

EDIT: i really have 1m i'm just not rich

Edited by LP Forever

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When I first started I accidentally wandered into Varrock. When I returned to Lumbridge I didn't know how to get there again so I asked a more experienced player how to get there. He said he would take me if I would give him my shield.

 

I did and he logged out the moment the trade was done.

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nothing to be ashamed of those things I've done most on the non mem ones.

 

Most nub thing I can remember was not knowing how to get myself around the place by myself and getting lost. Thanks god im over that, it was annoying. :aware:

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basically, the only noobish thing i did was that i had bought barrows armor and went into wildy and got killed lol.

 

I lost all my armour, it was like a lesson learn situation after that lol.

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