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Your Secretive Leader, Salmoneus

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Since 2003, your leader (Salmoneus) has been secretive and mysterious about personal details. In 2005 he posted this information about himself:

 

Name: Rick

Age: 20

Location: Massachusetts

My Appearance: Dark brown hair that's almost always messy, brown eyes, about 6' or so.

I Like: Cheese sandwiches, hot chocolate, Doritos and other various crunchy snacks, driving really fast, metal and rock music, the sun on a cool autumn day, a cool breeze on a summer day, RuneScape, working on this website and forum.

I Dislike: Midterm and Final exams, cold and rainy days, black ice (the kind you can't see), brussel sprouts and black-eyed peas.

Other Comments: My favorite smiley is the Santa smiley. I'm currently in college, majoring in Computer Science and things are going fairly well.

 

Now I am happy to reveal my research:

 

Name: Rick

Age: 21 (born July 9)

Location: LEICESTER, Massachusetts

My Appearance: http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images0...cd02272a4a9.png

I Like (general): Music, hanging out with friends, watching tv, software programming and computers.

I Like (music): Bullet for My Valentine, Crossbreed, Juno Reactor, Nickelback, Nightwish, Social Distortion, Stabbing Westward, Paul Oakenfold, Atreyu, Crystal Method, Sugarcult, Smash Mouth, Pitchshifter, Seether, Rush, Green Day.

I Like (films): Blade, The Matrix, Conspiracy Theory, Manchurian Candidate, Night at the Roxbury, Donnie Darko, Interview With the Vampire, Paranoia 1.0, Happy Gilmore, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

I Like (TV): Dexter, Psych, Masters of Horror, The Riches, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, The X-Files, Outer Limits.

I Like (Books): Catcher in the Rye, The Hobbit, Dreamcatcher, I Am the Cheese, 1984.

Status: Single

Orientation: Straight

Body type: 182cm / Average

Ethnicity: White / Caucasian

Religion: Agnostic

Zodiac Sign: Cancer

Education: In college

Occupation: Student

 

I could reveal much much more, but I fear I may get myself banned, so without permission I won't go any further.

Sal: Make your myspace private :blink:

 

Now you are even closer to the great Salmoneus! :(

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Lol, nice joke, Sal'd never realease his P.D.

And this forum started on October of 2005

Edited by Falcon

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Falcon, one sec I will prove to you via PM

EDIT: And the forum started 2003 on invisionfree

Edited by An Old Friend

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Wow. Umm, keep up the good work?

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His music taste is meh :blink:

 

Yeah seriously. :( This dude needs some Foals or MGMT.

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Guest Emanick

Is a zodiac cancer sign a good sign, a sign of cancer, or what? :blink:

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Is a zodiac cancer sign a good sign, a sign of cancer, or what? :blink:

It's a star sign, nub :(

Based on what time of the year you are born

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Dad: I expect his age was updated last year

Edited by An Old Friend

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Guest Emanick
Is a zodiac cancer sign a good sign, a sign of cancer, or what? :blink:

It's a star sign, nub :o

Based on what time of the year you are born

 

I wasn't being serious, thanks for killing the joke. :(

 

@ Sofee: You had to do that, didn't you? :P

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All righty, let's go stalk him then hack this forums and banz you all :blink:

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Sal has his own myspace? :o

 

Run, RICK! RUN AWAY FROM THE HAXORS! :P

 

All righty, let's go stalk him then hack this forums and banz you all :blink:

 

How about I join the evil club? :(

Edited by Spleen Cake

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Is a zodiac cancer sign a good sign, a sign of cancer, or what? :(

It's a star sign, nub :D

Based on what time of the year you are born

 

I wasn't being serious, thanks for killing the joke. :o

The joke was never alive :P

Finisterra: I also know the college he attends. Let's get to work :blink:

Edited by An Old Friend

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If you care that much it would probably have been easier to find out his IP and work out where it came from.

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I'm cancer too. :blink:

 

4 days later than his birthday. :(

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This can't be Sar, Our Grorious reader wourd never risten to such tripe.

 

EDIT: And the forum started 2003 on invisionfree

I thought that was common knowledge

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All we need is 3, 683 sals agents to raid every home - and we've got him! Or we could just look at the census results :blink:

 

~Magical

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