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Artists are pillars of society, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, Kemosabi's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kemosabi's national animal is the Retard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Credit.

 

wait wat

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Kemosabi's national animal is the Retard, which is also the nation's favorite main course

I lol'd

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Kemosabi's national animal is the Retard, which is also the nation's favorite main course,

I fell backwards off of my chair.

 

 

Thanks for possibly damaging my neck! :(

 

"Voting is compulsory, all tariffs have been abolished, Miencraft's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Miencraft's national animal is the Creeper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Diamond."

 

 

 

That is so true.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists

Edited by hot gal6666

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"I think uniforms are great," says Buffy Wu, your Minister of Education during a cabinet meeting. "They instil a sense of community within our schools which lowers crime - and the pupils can go about their daily business without having to worry about being browbeaten by their classmates for not wearing the latest trainers. Miencraft simply cannot do without them. If the children don't like them, then hard cheese."

 

 

"Dude, your plan stinks," says Johann Jones, leader of The Students Union. "Our clothing is part of who we are; it lets us express ourselves just by passing someone in the corridor. To say we must wear these inhibiting uniforms is an affront to our personal freedom! So back off with the uniforms, dude, students should be allowed to go to school dressed however they like. Or not dressed, if that's their style."

 

 

 

 

I could come up with way better arguments on both sides.

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Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State

Civil Rights: Very Good

Economy: Imploded

Political Freedoms: Excellent

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Issue

 

In order to curb youth-related crime, the police have suggested a national curfew.

 

The Debate

 

1. "The youth-related crime statistics in Jili-kaa are appalling," says police chief Chastity Christmas. "If kids can't go out at night, they won't have any opportunity to roam around in their baggy pants and backwards hats mugging the elderly and causing a general ruckus. Just last night I had to run down some punk who tried to steal a mailbox right off the post! This is getting ridiculous. Sure, it'll require more funding, but think of all the mailboxes we'll save! Our youth need to spend the wee hours sleeping or studying--not out gallivanting with their friends."

 

 

2. "I'm not a criminal just because I'm seventeen!" shouts honors student, Jazz Falopian. "Yeah, I like to go out partying, but I'd never hurt anybody! Besides, we've already got enough problems with these pigs breathing down our necks. If anything we need MORE freedom. It's time for the government to step up to the plate and tell these power hungry swine to stop cramping our style!"

 

Halp plz.

 

idk wich 1 to tak.

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16 hours ago: Gensui was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".

16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gensui, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".

1 day 4 hours ago: Gensui was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".

 

 

lol

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Starting a new nation. Need names for a libertarian free market paradise.

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Starting a new nation. Need names for a libertarian free market paradise.

Just name it after something you're interested in but altered a little (Miencraft)

Or just think of something relating to an online alias you have.

 

 

"The Empire of Miencraft is a very large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed population of 125 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

 

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining industries.

 

The arms industry is strictly regulated, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Miencraft's national animal is the Creeper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Diamond.

 

Miencraft is ranked 22nd in Sals Realm and 64,790th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments."

 

Citizens, have more children please so I can come up with an emperor.

Edited by hot gal6666

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