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Recipe for Disaster

 

This guide came together in joint coorporation by: Flummoxer, Neo Avatars, Nikalocho, PSV02, Phisher07 and Simple013

 

 

Introduction

 

Recipe for Disaster is the 100th Quest Jagex, the creator of Runescape, released on March 15th 2006. As was to be expected it was a block-buster consisting in total of one main Quest with a subsequent eight more Quests to try your luck at once you finish the main Quest, but they still are part of the main Quest.

 

Jagex should be commended for a few things with regards to this Quest. First making it in such a way even the lowest level players can have a go at it and second, making a Quest with an ever increasing difficulty for the more experienced player. Truly a Quest to celebrate number 100.

 

This guide reflects just that: The main Quest is at the top and the subsequent 8 other possibilities come after that. Once you have completed all sub-sections you will enter the Final Battle

 

This means this guide consists of 9 individual Quests. In order to gain access to all and more difficult sections the only thing you need to do is to start and finish the main Quest: Recipe For Disaster.

 

Once finished you will have access to the other eight parts. To see what you finished consult your Quest Journal as this keeps tabs on what part you have done sofar. You can complete the additional parts in whatever order you want them to do.

 

Per section finished there are different rewards yet there is one thing most share: The Culinaromacer's Chest. The function of this Chest is simple: It is a shop. You can buy an ever increasing number of things as you progress through the eight seperate Quests. The what and how will be explained in the final notes to this Quest Guide.

 

Quick links to the different parts with their requirements: (needs internal links in the guide)

 

Main Quest: Require ments: Finished Cook's Assistent, Level 10 Cooking

 

Part 2: The Dwarf: Requirements: Fishing Contest

 

Part 3: Goblin Generals. Requirements: Goblin Diplomacy

 

Part 4: Pirate Pete Requirements: Level 31 Cooking

 

Part 5: Lumbridge Guide Requirements: Big Chompy Bird Hunting, Biohazard, Demon Slayer, Murder Mystery, Nature Spirit, Priest in Peril, Restless Ghost and Witches House, Level 40 Cooking

 

Part 6: Evil Dave Requirements: Gertrudes Cat and Shadow of the Storm, Level 25 Cooking

 

Part 7: Ogre Skrach Uglogwee Requirements: Big Chompy Bird Hunting, Level 41 Cooking, 20 Firemaking

 

Part 8: Sir Amik Varze Requirements: The Lost City, Legends and able to kill a lvl 227 Black Dragon

 

Part 9: Awowogei Requirements: Monkey Madness, Level 70 Cooking and Level 48 Agility

 

The Final Battle Requirements: Finished all parts of Recipe for Disaster

 

Final Notes Additional information on the extra rewards

 

Head to Lumbridge, the red route is the way to walk after a Lumbridge Teleport

 

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Requirements: Finished Cook's Assistent, Level 10 Cooking

 

Start: Talk to the Cook at Lumbridge Castle cook.gif

 

Talk to the Cook and he will tell you he wants to re-create a meal that was cooked by his forefather 100 years ago.

 

For this he will need 4 ingredients: Eye of Newt, Rotten Tomato, "Dirty Blast" and a Greenman's Ale.

 

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Eye of Newt can be bought at Betty's Magic store in Port Sarim, Aubrey in Varrock or Jatix in Taverley.

Rotten Tomato from Duelling Arena in Al Kharid or at Seers Village and Yanille, bought from crate of rotten tomatoes.

Greenman's Ale can be bought at Yanille pub.

Dirty Blast is the only ingredient you need to make yourself. For this you need to talk to Blurberry at the Grand Tree if you did not start the Gnome Food part. A Dirty Blast is a Fruit Blast spoiled with ashes. Beware: You need to make it yourself, buying from the bar at the Grand Tree or from another player doesn't work. For more information on the Fruit Blast go to the Gnome Food Guide.

 

Finish this part of the quest by talking to the Cook again.

 

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Rewards:

 

1 Quest Point

An invitation to a feast

 

He will tell you to go and look at the meal he prepared.

 

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Here follows a cut-scene which will end in the Varrock Gypsy asking for your help. For next parts of the quest you will need to inspect the people at the table.

 

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Part 2: The Dwarf.

 

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Requirements: Fishing Contest.

 

Upon "inspecting" this is what you get:

 

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Head over to the the tunnels under White Wolf Mountain and go down the stairs. Go to the place where you can pick up the Dwarven Stouts and talk to "an old dwarf".

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He will tell you he will never give his recipe for rock cake: "not for all the ale of the Rising Sun". Now head for Falador pub and talk to Emily and ask her about Dwarfs and beer. She can be bribed in giving the recipe for Asgarnian ale the Dwarves like: use a coin on it and it will turn into Asgarnian Ale (g)a1ccale.png You will need four of them to of these ales to get Rohak (yes he did get a name after you first spoke to him) to make you the Rock Cake. Now you will need to get the ingredients: Milk, flour, an egg and a bowl of water.

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Now bring the ingredients to Rohak and be sure to WEAR GLOVES use Ice Gloves to take a shortcut. He will make you a Rock cake and put it on the table next to you. It is hot, if you are not wearing gloves you will take 2 damage and you will need to get the ingredients again. Your Quest Journal will now say: "I should return to the banquet and free the Mountain Dwarf" so head back to Lumbridge, try to use the Rock Cake with the Dwarf and.... you are not finished (unless you wielded the Ice Gloves).

 

You need to cool the Rock Cake as it is too hot. There are two ways to do this: the easiest is to wield Ice Gloves, this will cool the cake instantly. The more fun way is to meet a new monster: a level 13 Icefiend.

 

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Now go to Ice Mountain where you need to kill a level 13 Icefiend. His dieing breath will cool your Rock Cake

 

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Now head back to Lumbridge again and enter the dining room once again. Use the now cool Rock Cake with the Dwarf and you will have saved the Mountain Dwarf.

 

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Rewards:

 

1 Quest Point

1000 Cooking xp

1000 Slayer xp

Increased access to the Culinaromancer's Chest

 

 

Part 3: Goblin Generals.

 

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Requirements: Goblin Diplomacy

 

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Head to Goblin Village, North of Fallador, and speak with the Goblins around. They all will tell you the same thing: "Talk to the village cook". Now enter the last house on the east side and go down the ladder. Here you will find the Village Cook.

 

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Talk to him and he will tell you he needs Charcoal.

 

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Now, either go to Karamja and buy it there or go to the wild to the north and cut a black tree. Karamja is the easy solution either buy it at the store west of Tai Bwo Wannai or the one in Shilo Village, you only need to have 1 charcoal. Head back to the Goblin Cook and give him the charcoal. He will start his recipe that includes sulphur......

 

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Disaster strikes...

 

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After this blows he is more than happy and will give you the list of ingredients he needs to make the recipe both the Goblin Generals like.

 

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Coloured orange slices: Use knife with orange, choose slices then use either green, blue or purple dye with them. Easiest way to get dyes: Lleyta clothes shop sells all colours otherwise have Aggie in Draynor make you the color you want.

Maggots that aren't bland: Use spice with fish bait and you will get Spicy Maggots, Spice can be bought or stolen from the Spice Stall in Ardougne.

Bread that isn't crunchy: Use bread with a bowl of water and you will get Soggy Bread.

 

Head back to Goblin Village and give the ingredients to the Goblin Cook. He will make a "Slop of Compromise" from it and hand it to you: Back to Lumbridge. Enter the dining room once more and use the "Slop" with one of the generals. Congratulations, part 3 is finished.

 

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Rewards:

 

1 Quest Point

1000 Cooking xp

1000 Crafting xp

1000 Farming xp

Increased access to the Culinaromancer's Chest

 

 

Part 4: Pirate Pete

 

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Requirements: Level 31 Cooking

 

To save Pirate Pete you will need to make Fishcakes. Talk to the cook and ask him how you saved Pirate Pete. He will tell you that to make Fishcakes you need Ground Cod, Ground Kelp, Ground Giant Crab Meat and Breadcrumbs.

 

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To get the Ground Cod use a Pestle and Mortar on a Raw Cod. To get Ground Kelp and Crab you must talk to Murphy in Port Khazard. To get Breadcrumbs you must use a knife on a loaf of Bread to make it into tiny, tiny chunks.

 

Go to Murphy and ask him about the quest. He will tell you that you need to make some breathing equipment so you can search for the Crab and Kelp under the sea. He will tell you that you need to bring him a Fishbowl. Get a Fishbowl by either Crafting it yourself or buying it off another player. Bring it back to him and hw will give you a "Diving Apparatus" divingkit7ua.png and "Fishbowl Helmet" fishbowlhelm6mk.png.

 

Ask if he will take you diving and he will take you out. You will see a cut-scene and you will jump off into the water. Swim north until you come to an area with Crabs in and Mogre Guards around.

 

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Talk to Nung and he will tell you that you can only enter the cage and get some Crab meatcrabmeat5mt.png if you get him 5 "Skippy Skins". Head to the north-west corner and collect five of the Rocks that are on the floor. Enter the Underwater Cavern Entrance to the north and kill 5 of the Mudskippers. When they die they will drop Mudskipper Hides mudskipperhide5dh.png. Collect 5 of these and head back to Nung. He will tell you he wants to make these into a piece of clothing.

 

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To do this he needs a Needle and 3 pieces of Bronze Wire. Collect these items and head back.

 

Give them to Nurg then collect five Rocks to weigh yourself down. Enter the Crab enclosure and kill one to obtain some Crab Meat . Just south of the Crab enclosure are some wavy plants. These are Kelp and can be seen in the image above. Pick this to get some Kelp kelp7za.png. Get some Raw Cod and a Loaf of Bread. Cut the bread into Breadcrumbs by using a Knife with it, then grind the other ingredients with a Pestle and Mortar.

 

Head back to the Cook in Lumbridge. He will tell you that to make Fishcakes you must use each of the ingredients on each other then cook it on a Range. Do this and then you will have a Fishcake fishcake9cl.png. Go Iinto the Dining Room and use the Fishcake with Pirate Pete. Another part finished.

 

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Rewards:

 

1 Quest Point

1000 Cooking Experience

1000 Fishing Experience

1000 Smithing Experience

1000 Crafting Experience

Access to the Mogre Camp (underwater place)

 

 

Part 5: Lumbridge Guide

 

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Requirements: Big Chompy Bird Hunting, Biohazard, Demon Slayer, Murder Mystery, Nature Spirit, Priest in Peril, Restless Ghost and Witches House, Level 40 Cooking

 

To save the Lumbridge Guide you will have to make a "Cake of Guideance". Go to the Wizard's Tower south of Draynor Village and speak to Traiborn who can be found on the middle floor of the Tower. He will tell you to bring him an Egg, Flour and Milk.

 

When you bring them to him you will have to enchant them. To enchant the Egg you will be shown different NPC's you may have come across and you must name 3 in a row for the Egg to be enchanted. For each NPC you will be given a list of 5 names and you must select the correct one.

 

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To enchant the Milk you will have to complete a quiz. You will have to answer 3 questions about Runescape correctly for the Milk to be enchanted. The answers will mainly be numbers, but having access to the World Map and various Runescape guides would help while doing this.

 

The enchant the Flour you will be shown a selection of items. You will have to memorise what the items are then answer a question about them. You will have to answer a question about 3 sets of items correctly in a row. This is one example of what the selection of items may look like.

 

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If you screenshot the page and view it in another window then the quiz will be made a lot easier. Now you must bake the cake. Get a Cake tin, then use the ungredients with it. You will have a "Raw Guide Cake" rawguidecake3bu.png. Cook the cake to get a "Cake of Guidance" cakeofguideance1nm.png. Back to the dining room, use the Cake of Guidance on the Guide and yet another part of this Quest is finished.

 

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Rewards:

 

1 Quest Point

2500 Cooking Experience

2500 Magic Experience

Increased access to the Culinaromancer's Chest

 

 

 

Part 6: Evil Dave

 

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Requirements: Gertrudes Cat and Shadow of the Storm, Level 25 Cooking

 

To free Evil Dave you will have to get him a type of stew.

 

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Go to the house in the West of Edgeville. Doris is inside this house. Open the trapdoor and climb down. Once in there talk to Evil Dave. When there is an option of things to chose chose the one that says: "You've got to tell me because the magic requires it!" He will tell you that he had a stew at the meeting that was like his mother made, but the quantities were different. Head back upstairs and talk to Doris. She will say the Hell-Rats have stolen her herbs. Head back downstairs with a Kitten or Cat. Interact with it and tell it to "Chase-Vermin". It may fail, but just keep on trying. When you kill a Rat it can drop a Spice and some Ashes, pick up the Spices.

 

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The Spices you need are:

 

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Make a Stew by filling a bowl with water, using a potato with it and finally using some cooked meat with it. Cook it on a fire then add the spices. The quantities of spices required vary from person to person. Talk to Evil Dave and ask him to taste the "Spicy Stew". If the ingerdients are correct he will say so. To get the amount of spices right can be a hassle, the only sure way to find out is to go from one colour spice to the next and only at the end combine the 4 colours. For instance: If you use 1 Brown spice on a stew and let Dave taste it he might tell you you got one spice right. That would mean you need 1 Brown spice in the finished Spicy Stew. Do this colour after colour and you will get it right in the end.

 

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Head back to Lumbridge and use the Stew with him.

 

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Rewards:

 

1 Quest Point

7000 Cooking Experience

Ability to make Spicy Stew

Ability for your Cat or Kitten to turn into a Hellcat hellcat2qz.png To change the cat back to normal feed him some milk

More access to the Culinaromancer's Chest

 

 

Part 7: Ogre Skrach Uglogwee

 

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Requirements: Big Chompy Bird Hunting, Level 41 Cooking, 20 Firemaking

 

Items needed: Ogre or Butal arrows, Ogre bow or Ogre Composite, Ogre bellows, a pickaxe, a tinderbox, any kind of log, a woodcutting axe, an iron spit, a ball of wool.

 

After you inspect Skrach Uglogwee the Gypsy will tell you to get a Jubbly Chompy to un-freeze him. She also tells you to talk to Ranz.

 

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Head for Feldip Hills and talk to Ranz. Rantz wants to go to the north-east. Talk to him again and he will tell you to walk south-east near the cabbage re-spawn. Go there and talk to Rantz again. He will tell you how to get the Jubbly if you do him a favour. He wants both the children to go to Karamja. He will shoot an arrow in that direction. Now you will need to make a boat. Use your axe on the tree Rantz has pulled out of the ground. Do this twice: The first time you cut off the roots the second time you hollow the tree into a Crude Boat. Kill a few Chompy Birds, (you need just one cooked but you can fail). For those who forgot what bait to use: Take your Ogre Bellows and head for the swamp to the west. Use the Bellow on the bubbles. Then use the Ogre Bellows (3) on Swamp Toads.

 

Now head for Karamja and walk south along the coast, past the general store until you come to a tree with the arrow Rantz shot sticking out of its trunk. Use your iron spit with the Chompy Bird and make a fire in the exact spot as in the picture.

 

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Cook the Chompy Bird and the two children will arrive in the boat you made. Accept the offer for a lift back and talk to Rantz again. He will now tell you how to kill the Jubbly Bird.

 

A bit north-west there is a mining area. Mine some rocks until you have three rocks in your inventory. Next head to the swamp and use the Ogre Bellows to get three Bloated Swamp Toads. With your ball of wool and rocks in your inventory use the Ogre Bellows on the Bloated Swamp Toads: You will now get Balloon Toadies the bait for the Jubbly Bird.

 

Place the bait a bit south of the area Rantz uses to hunt Chompy Birds. Wait for the Jubbly Bird to come out and kill it. Pluck it, take the bird and go to the Spit Roast close to Rantz. Cook the Jubbly and head back to Lumbridge. Enter the diningroom and use the Jubbly with Skrach Uglogwee. Congratulations part 7 finished.

 

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Rewards:

 

1 Quest Point.

1500 Woodcutting xp

1500 Cooking xp

1500 Crafting

1500 Ranging xp

Increased acces to the Culinaromancer's chest.

 

 

Part 8: Sir Amik Varze

 

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Requirements: The Lost City, Legends and able to kill a lvl 227 Black Dragon.

 

Items required: Ice Gloves, Pestle and Mortar, Bucket of Milk, Pot of Cream, Cornflour, Cinnamon, Vanilla Pod (Found in Kharazi Jungle),Raw Chicken and the Egg of the Evil Chicken.

 

After inspecting Sir Amik Varze talk to the Lumbridge Cook and ask him how you saved Sir Amik Varze, he will tell you what ingredients you need to make the Supreme Brulee.

 

Obtaining the items for the Supreme Brulee:

Milk & Cream

From the Culinaromancers Chest in the basement you can obtain the both the Milk and the Cream. Beware though, you can only use the Chest if you have finished other parts of the Quest. Should this be the first part you try then it is impossible.

 

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Cornflour

To make Cornflour you will need to grow or buy Sweetcorn and use it in a Flour Mill. The one closest to Lumbridge is to the north on the west bank of The River Lum.

 

Vanilla Pod

The Vanilla Pod can be found by Seraching Vanilla plants found slightly South-West of the Pool in the middle of the Kharazi Jungle.

 

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Cinnamon

Cinnamon can be made by using your Pestle and Mortar with a branch from the Dramen Tree, found in the dungeon of Entrana.

 

The Egg of the Evil Chicken

 

First talk to the Wise Old Man of Draynor. Ask him about Strange Beasts and then about The Evil Chicken. He will tell you to Zanaris. Got to Draynor bank, take out your Dramen Staff and a raw chicken and head to Zanaris. When you enter you will see the Evil Chicken Shrine.

 

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Use the raw chicken with this shrine and you will be teleported into the Evil Chickens Lair which is guarded by level 277 Black Dragons. Run past these and you will find the Evil Chicken near its nest.

 

Now kill Evil Chicken and he will drop the Evil Chicken Egg, pick this up go back to the Black Dragons and prepare for battle. It would be wise to use Protect from Melee an Anti-Fire Potion and of course your trusted Firebreath Shield when fighting Black Dragons, at level 227 these can be a handful. When you have killed one Dragon among the drops you will see a Dragon Token. Take it and leave to finish your Brulee.

 

Completing the Brulee:

 

1. Use a Bucket of Milk with a Pot of Cream

2. Use Cornflour with the Milky Mixture

3. Add the Vanilla Pod into the Mixture to create Unifinished Brulee

4. Add the Evil Chickens Egg to the mixture

5. Add the Cinnamon to the mixture to create Brulee

6. While wearing Ice Gloves, rub the Dragon Token to be transported to the Fairy Dragon K'klik who will happily flambé your Brulee.

 

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Take your Brulee back to the Lumbridge Castle Dining Room, use it on Sir Amik Varze and you have finished part 8.

 

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Rewards:

 

1 Quest Point

4000 Cooking xp

4000 Hitpoints xp

Increased access to the Culinaromancer's Chest

 

Part 9: Awowogei

 

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Requirements: Monkey Madness, Level 70 Cooking and Level 48 Agility

 

Items required: About 200gp, a Rope, a Knife Pestle and Mortar, M'speak amulet, 3 different Monkey Greegrees (Monkey Guard, Ninja or Archer Monkey and the Zombie Monkey)

Items suggested: A good weapon, and some food.

Suggested skills: Higher agility helps.

 

After "inspecting" Awowogei the Gypsy tells you to speak to Awowogei to find his favourite food. Get a monkey greegree and your M'speak amulet and go to Ape Atoll. Awowogei is located in the house south of the Temple. He will not tell you what his favourite food is and only three other Monkeys know. Head for the north-west corner of the temple to the north and you will find the three monkeys who know what food Awowogei likes, Iwazaru who cant speak, Kikuzaru who cant hear and Mizaru who can't see.

 

Mizaru tells you that Awowogei likes a banana and monkey nuts inside a giant snake skin. Now go buy a banana and monkey nuts from the food store. Next, head back to crash island and from there head east to find a hole not far from the glider. Go down this hole and kill one of the level 84 Giant Snakes and take its corpse, turning on Protect from Melee before you enter is advised.

 

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Head back to the three monkeys and Iwazaru "tells" you that you need a red banana, not a yellow one. He says that they grow on the western part of the island. Head all the way to the westernmost part of the island and you should see a banana tree with red bananas. The tree is too spiky to climb, so you need to use a rope to get one. Once you have your rope, get a Monkey Guard Greegree, wield it and use the rope with the tree. You will get a red banana. Go back to the monkies and Mizaru takes the banana and eats it, go back and get another banana.

 

Talk to them again and they now tell you, you don't have the right kind of monkey nuts, only the best nuts can be used. Head south until you come to a small hut with a vine coming to it. Go south-west until you reach an agility obstacle course.

 

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Turn into the Ninja or Archer monkey, cross the stone, climb up the tree, go across the monkey bars, across the skull path, and finally swing on the vine over the river. You will come to a hut with a hole in it, go down and you will find the bush. Pick a nut, and climb down the topical tree with the long vine. If you are low on health pick a few nuts more as they heal 5. Head back to the monkeys and once again Mizaru takes it and eats it, go back and get another one.

 

Talk to them again and Kikuzaru is asleep so you must translate. Iwazaru tells you to go beneath the temple and he gestures death and zombies. Once you go down there is a small crack labeled "Exit" that you must go into. There is a small patch of lava that will do constant 1 damage. In order to defeat this you must become a Zombie Monkey and you can cross.

 

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Once across use a knife with the banana, a pestle and mortar with the nuts and use them with the snake. You now have a raw snake. Use it on the hot rock and it should be cooked (this can fail, so be carefull, when you examine a failed attempt it can say two things: burnt or over-cooked) .

 

Head back to Lumbridge and use the cooked snake with Awowogei.

Congratulations, part 9 finished.

 

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Rewards:

 

10,000 Cooking xp

10,000 Agility xp

Ability to use the Ape Atol teleportation spell (Requires 64 magic, 2 law runes, 2 fire runes, 2 water runes, and one banana)

 

 

The Final Battle

 

When you have rescued all members of the council you will then be shown a small cutscene where the Culinaromancer declares his vengance and then vanishes into a portal and of course, you have to follow him into it and defeat him - once and for all.

 

When you click the portal to enter it you will be warned by the Gypsy that your Prayers will not work. But that you can leave at any time.

 

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The Five Bosses.

 

You will have to face 5 different high-levelled monsters in this part of the Quest and the Culinaromancer himself. Should you die while fighting these YOU WILL LOOSE YOUR STUFF save the normal three items. For those entering with full Barrows: PROTECT ITEM DOES NOT FUNCTION, NOR DO ANY OF THE OTHER PRAYERS. After you have defeated one boss you can leave to restock on items and return to take on the next boss. One big hint: The Culinaromancher's Chest contains weapons that are cooking-related.

 

Boss 1, Agrith-Na-Na

 

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Agrith-Na-Na uses a melee attack that is quite weak. Hardly any food is used here. Armor Rune and above along with a decent weapon is reccomended.

 

 

Boss 2. Flambeed

 

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Flambeed is a giant Hot Rock Cake and if you do not use Ice Gloves you will not be able to use a weapon against him. He uses a pretty weak melee attack that shouldn't cause much damage.

 

Boss 3, Karamel

 

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Karamel is where things get a little tricky, she uses an Ice Barrage that lowers your stats. Wearing Dragonhide should stop ther Ice Barrages from hitting you too much and if you drink your Stat Restore Potions wisely, Karamel will eventually be defeated.

 

Boss 4, Dessourt

 

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Dessourt uses a mixture of Melee and Mage. He will constantly do damage up to double 5. His Magic doesn't hit very often but a mix of a Rune Platebody and Dragonhide Chaps could work to your advantage.

 

Boss 5, Gelatinnoth Mother

 

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This should bring back memories of Horror from the Deep: once again a combination of colour change and attack type that needs to be used. The Gelatinnoth Mother shouldn't be too hard. You will need all forms of combat to defeat this monster. Wearing a Mystic Robe Top with Dragonhide/Rune legs is effective. The Gelatinnoth Mother takes damage according to what colour she changes to. The colour code follows:

 

Ranged attacks only when her colour is green

Water spells only when her colour is blue

Fire spells only when her colour is red

Earth spells only when her colour is brown

Air spells only when her colour is white

Melee attacks only when her colour is orange.

 

After you have defeated the Gelatinnoth Mother the Culinaromancer will get pretty angry and try to take you on himself.

 

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However this will be the least of your worries, at level 75 he is not much of a threat

 

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Decent armor and weapon will make sure that the Culinaromancer dies. When he dies, his head will mutate and a variety of foods will spin out of his body.

 

The Gypsy will now congratulate you and you will be sent back to the Dining Room where you will be rewarded.

 

Congratulations! You have finished a Recipe for Disaster.

 

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Rewards:

 

1 Quest Point

20,000 xp lamp but can only be used for skills above level 50

Full access to the Cularinomancers Chest

 

Final Notes:

 

The Culinaromacher's Chest

 

In the basement of Lumbridge Castle you can find a Chest after you have finished one of the eight follow-up Quests to Recipe for Disaster. This Chest functions as two different shops and as a bank. One of the shops is selling food items the other one is selling armour and weapons. This is the complete list of the weapons shop with their prices:

 

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Gloves (Untradeable)

 

"Barrows" Gloves - 130,000gp

"Dragon" Gloves - 130,000gp

"Rune" Gloves - 6,500gp

"Addy" Gloves - 3,250gp

"Mithril" Gloves - 1,950gp

"Black" Gloves - 1,300gp

"Steel" Gloves - 650gp

"Iron" Gloves - 325gp

"Bronze" Gloves - 130gp

Gloves - 65gp

 

Weapons

 

Wooden Spoon - 45gp

Egg Whisk - 65gp

Spork - 422gp

Spatula - 2496gp

Frying Pan - 2158gp

Skewer - 4160gp

Rolling Pin - 18,720gp

Kitchen Knife - 10,400gp

Meat Tenderer - 53,950gp

Cleaver - 33,280gp

 

The weapons are tradeable but can only be wielded after finishing the part of the quest where they become available.

 

The foodshop has the largest inventory of any of the foodshops in Runescape. Herbalists and Cooks now can buy in bulk.

 

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Additional Items

 

After completing the part of Pirate Pete you can craft two new items: a Crab Claw crabclaw.png and a Crab Helmet crabhelmet.png. For both items Crafting level 15 is needed and they are untradeable.

 

Ape Atol Agility Course

 

A completed lap of the agility course gives 500xp reward. Per obstacle: 40xp for the stepping stone, treeclimb and monkey bars. 60xp for the skull slope. 20xp for the rope swing. The last descend brings a bonus of 300xp.

 

 

 

--Simple--

Edited by simple013

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nice guide im pming sal
Why? It isn't finished by a long shot. I've done 2 parts now and that leaves 7 still to go. Please, if you want to help do it constructively.

 

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Nice guide, looks like it will be pretty long. Whats the increased access to the culnemoneronears (sp?) chest mean? maybe a little more detail on the rewards there.

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Looks pretty nice so far.

 

I'm doing it now, I can maybe add some stuff to it. :P

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Well done, it sounds like a fun quest, I would help but Im not a member anymore. It will be interesting to see the final product! :P

 

~Mole

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Requirments to beat the whole quest:

Level 70 Cooking

Level 48 Agility

Level 20 Firemaking

 

Must be able to defeat a level 227 monster

 

Fishing Contest

Goblin Diplomacy

Big Chompy Bird Hunting

Biohazard Quest

Demon Slayer

Murder Mystery

Nature Spirit

Priest in Peril

Restless Ghost

Witch's House

Shadow of the Storm

Gertrudes Cat

The Lost City

Legends quest

Monkey Madness

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Looks pretty nice so far.

 

I'm doing it now, I can maybe add some stuff to it. :P

Please do, I haven't got all the time in the world so I could use some help.

 

--Simple--

 

Requirments to beat the whole quest:

Level 70 Cooking

Level 48 Agility

Level 20 Firemaking

 

Must be able to defeat a level 227 monster

 

Fishing Contest

Goblin Diplomacy

Big Chompy Bird Hunting

Biohazard Quest

Demon Slayer

Murder Mystery

Nature Spirit

Priest in Peril

Restless Ghost

Witch's House

Shadow of the Storm

Gertrudes Cat

The Lost City

Legends quest

Monkey Madness

Dont know if I should put that in: It might give the wrong impression to lower lvl players

 

--Simple--

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Ogre Skrach Uglogwee

 

Items needed: Ogre arrows, Ogre bows, Ogre bellows, a pickaxe, a tinderbox, any kind of log, a woodcutting axe, an iron spit.

 

The map:

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Inspect Skrach Uglogwee to start this one. Gypsy told you to get a "Jubbly Chompie" to un-freeze him. To get this, talk to Ranz, who can be found at the Ogre hills ( Look at the map ). Talk to Rantz, and he'll tell you he wants to get to the north-east ( Karamja ). Talk to him again, and he'll tell you to get south-east. Go there, and you'll see Rantz standing there. He'll ask you how to get in Karamja. Now use an axe with the old tree Rantz just pulled down. Do this another time to hollow ( sp? ) it. Now kill a chompy, and get the raw chompy. When you have it, go to Karamja beach, and burn the chompy next to the arrow that is shot there. The arrow can be found on the west coast of Karamja, look at the map.

Make a fire in front of it, just like the picture, and cook the chompy ( Note: Use your raw chompy with the iron spit before you try to cook it! ). bonecrusher44ac.png

Then you'll see the boat you've cutted coming. Ask them for a ride back, and you'll be at Rantz again. Now speak to him again, and he'll now tell you how to catch Jubbly birds. You'll need an ogre bellow, and a pickaxe. Get yourself three rocks, which can be found at the mining place named on the map. Now get yourself three toadies, which can be found on the marked place on the map. Now fill your ogre bellows again, and use them on the toadies you've caught. You'll get balloon-toadies. bonecrusher39rc.png

Put them a bit south under the text "put em here" on the map. Now wait untill a Fluffy bird appears, and attack it with your ogre bow and arrows. bonecrusher27ic.png

Now pluck it, and get the raw Fluffy meat. Cook it on the spit marked on the map. Now go back to Lumbridge, and use the cooked Fluffy with Skrach.

 

Compleet!

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Reward:

1 quest point.

1500 woodcutting, cooking, crafting, and ranging xp.

Increased acces to the Culinaromancer's chest.

 

To be updated.

Edited by psv02

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Maaaaaaan.

 

That last part might kill me. 10 more levels and a quest to finsih.... :P

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Monkey Ambassador

 

Items required: about 50gp, a rope, a knife, a pestle and mortar, M'speak amulet, 3 monkey greegrees; the monkey guard one, the ninja or archer monkey one, and a zombie monkey one.

Items suggested: A good weapon, and some food.

Suggested skills: Higher agility helps.

 

Map of routes

 

First get a monkey greegree and your M'speak amulet and go talk to Awowogei. He says that he won't tell you what his favorite dish is, and only three other monkies know. Now head north to the temple and go to the north-west corner, there you should see the three monkies. Iwazaru can't speak, the Kikuzaru can't hear, and Mizaru can't see.

 

The blind one tells you that Awowogei likes a banana and monkey nuts inside a giant snake skin. First Get about 50gp (you can take about 3 iron scimitars out of the crate next to the sleeping monkey and sell them to Daga) and go buy a banana and monkey nuts from the food store. Next, head back to crash island, and put on protect from melee as you head east.

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There should be a hole not too far from the glider, go down it and there are about 5 Giant snakes (level 84) kill one and take the corpse.

 

Head back to the three monkeys and Iwazaru "tells" you that you need a red banana, not a yellow one. He says that they grow on the western part of the island. Head all the way to the westernmost part of the island and you should see a banana tree with red bananas. The tree is too spikey to climb, so you need to use a rope to get one. Once you have your rope, get a monkey guard talisman, wield it, and use the rope with the tree, and you'll get a red banana. Go back to the monkies and Mizaru takes the banana and eats it, go back and get another banana. -Pics needed-

 

Talk to them again and they tell you now, you don't have the right kind of monkey nuts, only the best nuts can be used, Tchiki nuts, they are assumed to be the nuts of the gods. Head south until you come to a small hut with a vine coming down to it. Go south-west until you reach the agility course*.

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Turn into the ninja or archer monkey, cross the stone, climb up the tree, go across the monkey bars, cross the skull path, and finally swing on the vine over the river. You will come to a hut with a hole in it, go down and you will find the bush. Pick a nut (you can eat one or two if you're low on health they heal 5hp each), and climb down the topical tree with the long vine. Head back to the monkies and once again Mizaru takes it and eats it, go back and get another one.

 

*A completed course of the agility run gives 500xp. 40xp for the stepping stone, treeclimb and monkey bars. 60xp for the skull slope. 100xp for the rope swing. The last descent gives the other 300xp.

 

Talk to them again and Kikuzaru is asleep so you must translate. Iwazaru tells you to go beneath the temple and he gestures death and zombies, he is telling you to reach the ston you need, you must be a zombie monkey. Once you go down into the dungeon, just to the south there is a small crack labeled "Exit" that you must go into. There is a small patch of lava that will do constant 1's. In order to overcome this you must become a zombie monkey, and cross.

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Then, use a knife with the banana, and a pestle and mortar with your nuts, and use them with the snake. You now have a raw stuffed snake, use it on the hot rock and it should be cooked. Go back to the gypsy. Use the snake with Awowogei.

 

Congratulations, Quest Complete!

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Rewards:

10,000 Cooking and agility xp

Ability to use the Ape atoll teleportation spell (Requires 64 magic, 2 law runes, 2 fire runes, 2 water runes, and one banana) Spell sends you here:

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You have to completed the Legends quest for one part of the quest!

 

~Mole

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Simple, I just found out that you can get many free things in the quest with the Ring of Charos. Try it. I will try and do the last part....lvl 227 monster shouldnt be too hard.

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Pirate Pete Part

 

To save Pirate Pete you will need to make Fishcakes. Talk to the cook and ask him how you saved Pirate Pete. He will tell you that to make Fishcakes you need Ground Cod, Ground Kelp, Ground Giant Crab Meat and Breadcrumbs. To get the Ground Cod use a Pestle and Mortar on a Raw Cod. To get Ground Kelp and Crab you must talk to Murphy in Port Khazard. To get Breadcrumbs you must use a knife on a loaf of Bread to make it into tiny, tiny chunks.

 

Go to Murphy and ask him about the quest. He will tell you that you need to make some breathing equipment so you can search for the Crab and Kelp under the sea. He will tell you that you need to bring him a Fishbowl. Get a Fishbowl by either Crafting it yourself or buying it off another player. Bring it back to him and hw will give you a "Diving Apparatus" divingkit7ua.png and "Fishbowl Helmet" fishbowlhelm6mk.png.

 

Ask if he will take you diving and he will take you out. You will see a cut-scene and you will jump off into the water. Swim north until you come to an area with Crabs in and Mogre Guards around.

 

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Talk to Nung and he will tell you that you can only enter the cage and get some Crab meat if you get him 5 "Skippy Skins". Head to the north-west corner and collect some of the Rocks that are on the floor. Enter the Underwater Cavern Entrance to the north and kill 5 of the Midskippers. When they die they will drop Mudskipper Hides mudskipperhide5dh.png. Collect 5 of these and head back to Nung. He will tell you he wants to make these into a piece of clothing and to do this he needs a Needle and 3 pieces of Bronze Wire. Collect these items and head back.

 

Give them to Nurg then collect 5 Rocks to weigh yourself down. Enter the Crab enclosure and kill one to obtain some Crab Meat crabmeat5mt.png. Just south of the Crab enclosure are some wavy plants. These are Kelp and can be seen in the image above. Pick this to get some Kelp kelp7za.png. Get some Raw Cod and a Loaf of Bread. Cut the bread into Breadcrumbs by using a Knife with it, then grind the otehr ingredients with a Pestle and Mortar.

 

Head back to the Cook in Lumbridge. He will tell you that to make Fishcakes you must use each of the ingredients on each other then cook it on a Range. Do this and then you will have a Fishcake fishcake9cl.png.

 

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Rewards:

 

1 Quest Point

1000 Cooking Experience

1000 Fishing Experience

1000 Smithing Experience

1000 Crafting Experience

Access to the Mogre Camp (underwater place)

 

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Lumbridge Guide Part

 

To save the Lumbridge Guide you will have to make a "Cake of Guideance". Go to the Wizard's Tower south of Draynor Village and speak to Traiborn who can be found on the middle floor of the Tower. He will tell you to bring him an Egg, Flour and Milk.

 

When you bring them to him you will have to enchant them. To enchant the Egg you will be shown different NPC's you may have come across and you must name 3 in a row for the Egg to be enchanted. For each NPC you will be given a list of 5 names and you must select the correct one.

 

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To enchant the Milk you will have to complete a quiz. You will have to answer 3 questions about Runescape correctly for the Milk to be enchanted. The answers will mainly be numbers, but having access to the World Map and various Runescape guides would help while doing this.

 

The enchant the Flour you will be shown a selection of items. You will have to memorise what the items are then answer a question about them. You will have to answer a question about 3 sets of items correctly in a row. This is one example of what the selection of items may look like.

 

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If you screenshot the page and view it in another window then the quiz will be made a lot easier. Now you must bake the cake. Get a Cake tin, then use the ungredients with it. You will have a "Raw Guide Cake" rawguidecake3bu.png. Cook the cake to get a "Cake of Guidance" cakeofguideance1nm.png.

 

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Rewards:

 

1 Quest Point

2500 Cooking Experience

2500 Magic Experience

Increased access to the Culinaromancer's Chest

 

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Evil Dave Part

 

To free Evil Dave you will have to get him a type of stew. Go to the house in the West of Edgeville. Doris is inside this house. Open the trapdoor and climb down. Once in there talk to Evil Dave. When there is an option of things to chose chose the one that says: "You've got to tell me because the magic requires it!" He will tell you that he had a stew at the meeting that was like his mother made, but the quantities were different. Head back upstairs and talk to Doris. She will say the Hell-Rats have stolen her herbs. Head back downstairs with a Kitten or Cat. Interact with it and tell it to "Chase-Vermin". It may fail, but just keep on trying. When you kill a Rat it will drop a Spice and some Ashes.

 

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The Spices you need are:

 

Red Spice redspice8hm.png

Yellow Spice yellowspice1go.png

Brown Spice brownspice3ah.png

Orange Spice orangespice1ll.png

 

Make a Stew by filling a bowl with water, using a potato with it and finally using some meat with it. Cook it on a fire then add the spices. The quantities of spices required vary from person to person. Talk to Evil Dave and ask him to taste the "Spicy Stew". If the ingerdients are correct he will say so.

 

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Head back to Lumbridge and use the Stew with him.

 

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Rewards:

 

1 Quest Point

7000 Cooking Experience

Ability to make Spicy Stew

Ability for your Cat or Kitten to turn into a Hellcat hellcat2qz.png

More access to the Culinaromancer's Chest

Edited by Neo Avatars

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can u tell me how to make cocktail like wat order n stuff

 

Here it is:

 

http://runescape.salmoneus.net/gnome_food.html

 

Simple, I just found out that you can get many free things in the quest with the Ring of Charos. Try it. I will try and do the last part....lvl 227 monster shouldnt be too hard.

 

What kind of free stuff???

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Pretty well written Simple. Sal's is prided on our ability to turn out a quest guide fast. Let's keep up the trend and get this one out as fast as possible while preserving the good quality. :deformed:

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To all: Thanks for the support sofar. I'll be back on in 2 hours or so. Neo I'll use the part you sent: Thanks a billion. As for the rest: Keep the info coming in so we can get this thing on asap.\

 

 

 

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