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WARNING!!! OLD AND PROBABLY BORING HOW MANY TIMES YOU HAVE HEARD IT

 

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car

Yo mama so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say "go"

Yo mama so ugly she looked out a window and got arrested for mooning

 

Chuck Norris jokes are better.

Chuck Norris is old. Why must you mock him? :wizard:

Yeah but yo mama is old![/epic burn]

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WARNING!!! OLD AND PROBABLY BORING HOW MANY TIMES YOU HAVE HEARD IT

 

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car

Yo mama so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say "go"

Yo mama so ugly she looked out a window and got arrested for mooning

 

Chuck Norris jokes are better.

Chuck Norris is old. Why must you mock him? :wizard:

Yeah but yo mama is old![/epic burn]

My mother is dead!!!! :box:

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Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade

 

Yo mama so old she took Moses to prom

 

Yo mama so poor the last time I visited her trailer two ants tripped me and a cockroach tried to steal my wallet

 

 

the last one is actually funny.

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This thread is immoral and offensive to people without Mothers. As well as to people that do have mothers.

 

i agree with my mentor, this is immoral.

 

I third this motion.

 

It's appalling, and my parents have both suffered a lot over the years of their lives. They are very accomplished people, and deserve respect!

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yo mamas like a doorknob.....everybody gets a turn

 

yo mama so fat she walked out in high heels came back in flip flops

 

yo mama so dumb when i asked why she was carrying 50 cent around she said "i heard he was going platinum"

 

yo mama so poor i asked her if she had color television she said "i ran outta crayons"

 

yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to she how long she slept

 

yo mama so dumb she dropped you off at micheal jacksons house :wizard:

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Your mama is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Now THAT was good.

 

Your mama's so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

 

Your mama's so stupid she starved to death when she got locked in a grocery store.

 

Your mama's so stupid she slept on the floor when she got locked in a mattress store. :wizard:

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