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I have tried option A on occasion but I do not like it, I like to be able to see where my bog roll end is before I go scrabbling after it when I have consumed healthy potions of vindaloo.

 

Option B is the only sane course, at least then you can simply grab at it without the very possible reality of knocking said bogroll clear across the floor on a cold dark night.

This is the only proper course. Maximum safety and inventory checking.

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OMG! DO you people live in the freaking DARK AGES or what!>?!?!?!

 

Use a bidet!!!!!!

UNHOLY CONTRAPTION!

 

It wets that which should not be wet in this situation!

I've found that *every* British tourist fills bidets with socks when travelling abroad. I don't dare ask why.

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I pick B. Anything else is HERESY YOU HERE ME! HERESY! :)

 

OMG! DO you people live in the freaking DARK AGES or what!>?!?!?!

 

Use a bidet!!!!!!

 

You and your Science! -.- Burn her! :)

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OMG! DO you people live in the freaking DARK AGES or what!>?!?!?!

 

Use a bidet!!!!!!

UNHOLY CONTRAPTION!

 

It wets that which should not be wet in this situation!

I've found that *every* British tourist fills bidets with socks when travelling abroad. I don't dare ask why.

It's used as a baby bath too, look at the wiki article.

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OMG! DO you people live in the freaking DARK AGES or what!>?!?!?!

 

Use a bidet!!!!!!

UNHOLY CONTRAPTION!

 

It wets that which should not be wet in this situation!

I've found that *every* British tourist fills bidets with socks when travelling abroad. I don't dare ask why.

It's used as a baby bath too, look at the wiki article.

But that's not exclusive to British tourists since most people use it as a baby bath whenever not at home. You know, italian bathrooms have them. -.-

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OMG! DO you people live in the freaking DARK AGES or what!>?!?!?!

 

Use a bidet!!!!!!

UNHOLY CONTRAPTION!

 

It wets that which should not be wet in this situation!

I've found that *every* British tourist fills bidets with socks when travelling abroad. I don't dare ask why.

 

Um ... perhaps you should?

-.-

 

Oh - wait!!!

 

The Bidet is the way of SCIENCE!!!!

 

ALL HAIL SCIENCE!!!! ALL HAIL SCIENCE!!!! ALL HAIL SCIENCE!!!! ALL HAIL SCIENCE!!!!

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How is this even a debate, the moral/ethical values of tissue turning... How fudgeing stupid. It doesn't matter to me how it rolls, it doesn't do anything special and won't get any cleaner, it's only going a number of ways anyway. Here is a more interesting debate: "which way do you wipe"!

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science is cool, but using a water beam to clean up? NO.

 

So you'd rather leave skiddies in your skivvies? -.-

:)

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science is cool, but using a water beam to clean up? NO.

 

So you'd rather leave skiddies in your skivvies? -.-

:)

I wipe enough that I don't. Usually I go once a day and use about 20 pieces of paper. Doesn't clog up the toilet, and the less often I go, the less paper I use. SCIENCE!

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science is cool, but using a water beam to clean up? NO.

 

So you'd rather leave skiddies in your skivvies? -.-

:)

I wipe enough that I don't. Usually I go once a day and use about 20 pieces of paper. Doesn't clog up the toilet, and the less often I go, the less paper I use. SCIENCE!

 

Oh sure- but what about "cling-ons"?!?!?!

:)

 

 

You use TWENTY SHEETS for one poopie?!?!?! Dood! That's gotta be one EPIC dump!

 

:P

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B is the right path to take, whether your dump be epic, or runny, option B gives a clearer state of mind...peace...quiet...calm...

 

THIS! IS! SPARTA! AROOH! AROOH! AROOH!

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I couldn't stop laughing while reading this. To be honest though I feel less intelligent afterwards because I don't use either. I just set my toilet paper atop the mechanism thingy because I'm never in the bathroom long enough to fiddle with it.

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science is cool, but using a water beam to clean up? NO.

 

So you'd rather leave skiddies in your skivvies? -.-

:)

I wipe enough that I don't. Usually I go once a day and use about 20 pieces of paper. Doesn't clog up the toilet, and the less often I go, the less paper I use. SCIENCE!

 

Oh sure- but what about "cling-ons"?!?!?!

:)

 

 

You use TWENTY SHEETS for one poopie?!?!?! Dood! That's gotta be one EPIC dump!

 

:P

 

No Klingons, and yes, they are epic dumps.

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science is cool, but using a water beam to clean up? NO.

 

So you'd rather leave skiddies in your skivvies? -.-

:)

I wipe enough that I don't. Usually I go once a day and use about 20 pieces of paper. Doesn't clog up the toilet, and the less often I go, the less paper I use. SCIENCE!

 

Oh sure- but what about "cling-ons"?!?!?!

:)

 

You use TWENTY SHEETS for one poopie?!?!?! Dood! That's gotta be one EPIC dump!

 

:P

 

No Klingons, and yes, they are epic dumps.

 

Now wait one minute here -- if you're gonna claim EPIC POOPS requiring 20 sheets of bumwad and no bidet, I am going to have to see PROOF that there's no cling-ons ...

 

... not really - but for the sake of argument -- you know ...

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science is cool, but using a water beam to clean up? NO.

 

So you'd rather leave skiddies in your skivvies? -.-

:)

I wipe enough that I don't. Usually I go once a day and use about 20 pieces of paper. Doesn't clog up the toilet, and the less often I go, the less paper I use. SCIENCE!

 

Oh sure- but what about "cling-ons"?!?!?!

:)

 

You use TWENTY SHEETS for one poopie?!?!?! Dood! That's gotta be one EPIC dump!

 

:P

 

No Klingons, and yes, they are epic dumps.

 

Now wait one minute here -- if you're gonna claim EPIC POOPS requiring 20 sheets of bumwad and no bidet, I am going to have to see PROOF that there's no cling-ons ...

 

... not really - but for the sake of argument -- you know ...

 

I don't use paper that leaves anything behind.

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Wasn't it Cheryl Crow who said we should only use 1 piece per visit?

 

I bet she dosen't even take the roll in lest she give in to temptationand cause global warming! -.-

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Wasn't it Cheryl Crow who said we should only use 1 piece per visit?

 

I bet she dosen't even take the roll in lest she give in to temptationand cause global warming! -.-

1 piece is insane, unless you're TRYING to get a urinary infection.

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I just put my toilet paper on top of the toilet.

Genius. -.-

I agree, then you are neither giving in to the forces of good or evil. Thus, you are perfectley balanced. Source: Buddhist Monk at the Temple of TP.

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