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I always wondered whether girls liked me for my personality rather than that behemoth in my pants. This website has helped me get thru a lot.

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Theres a guy (I think I saw him on eurotrash) who has a massive penis, and he wears tight shiny cycling shorts to emphasise the situation. They filmed him walking around a city and peoples responses to clocking his 'situation'.

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You can, just not short shorts!

 

You underestimate my situation :rolleyes:

I can't even wear pants anymore because of it!

Posted
You can, just not short shorts!

 

You underestimate my situation :rolleyes:

I can't even wear pants anymore because of it!

 

Yeah do you have to wrap it around your leg as well? xD

Posted
You can, just not short shorts!

 

You underestimate my situation :rolleyes:

I can't even wear pants anymore because of it!

 

Yeah do you have to wrap it around your leg as well? xD

I had to invest millions in an alternate dimensional pocket!

Posted (edited)

*sigh* there is this wierd kid at our school, who feels its neccessary to wear extremely tight short...everyday.

I, on the other hand, simply wear jeans, which keeps it pretty well situated.

 

 

 

EDIT: unless i pop a big one. :rolleyes:

Edited by The Skiller
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I know this is a sensitive topic to many people, but I believe we need to erect a statue of some sort to remember the problem sweeping our great nation. We will not be shafted by these outsiders. Well will stand up straight for all of our people. Everyone will need to be firm in knowing that they are helping people in the LPSG. We represent every Dick, Willy, and Johnson that has this problem. I hope people grab onto this idea of a better future. I have thought long and hard on this subject and I came to the conclusion that this is the best thing to do to raise support for our cause.

 

Thank you.

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I never knew you could put this many bad penis size jokes in a single topic. :<

Yeah... I would have to agree with you...

I have to have it go upward, to my armpit :rolleyes:

Edited by SatansFate
Posted
I know this is a sensitive topic to many people, but I believe we need to erect a statue of some sort to remember the problem sweeping our great nation. We will not be shafted by these outsiders. Well will stand up straight for all of our people. Everyone will need to be firm in knowing that they are helping people in the LPSG. We represent every Dick, Willy, and Johnson that has this problem. I hope people grab onto this idea of a better future. I have thought long and hard on this subject and I came to the conclusion that this is the best thing to do to raise support for our cause.

 

Thank you.

Was that intentional? :rolleyes:

 

I don't think i got the biggest... well, if it stays down, i would say so. But after swimming and when i wear my long-shorts, i have to correct the shorts a little bit to not outline the inflatable pole. (I tell you, its as visible as a blue ball on a green football pitch, even though the shorts is mostly in a single color.)

Does anyone know if its normal that it almost reaches up to the navel? (It goes pretty much straight up when the flag is about to be raised...)

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