20000_Posts Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 You’re walking along in your Speedo and your peers are all “here comes the behemoth!” All too often. Quote
The Leet World Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 Pretty glad to not be one of these guys just to not have everyone staring at my pants. Quote
eNVi Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 I always wondered whether girls liked me for my personality rather than that behemoth in my pants. This website has helped me get thru a lot. Quote
Goliath Posted April 24, 2010 Posted April 24, 2010 I'm glad I'm not one of these people. I don't know what I would do if I couldn't go skinny dipping with my friends. Quote
Desireful Posted April 24, 2010 Posted April 24, 2010 I'm glad I'm not one of these people. I don't know what I would do if I couldn't go skinny dipping with my friends. Go skinny dipping with tabt, or some other female. Quote
20000_Posts Posted April 24, 2010 Posted April 24, 2010 Awww you poor men with giant penises. What can I say? Life these days. It's pretty hard. Quote
Emo Nemo Posted April 24, 2010 Posted April 24, 2010 Awww you poor men with giant penises. Yeah its tough never can wear shorts. Quote
Emo Nemo Posted April 24, 2010 Posted April 24, 2010 You can, just not short shorts! You underestimate my situation Quote
Tabt Posted April 24, 2010 Posted April 24, 2010 Theres a guy (I think I saw him on eurotrash) who has a massive penis, and he wears tight shiny cycling shorts to emphasise the situation. They filmed him walking around a city and peoples responses to clocking his 'situation'. Quote
Morte Posted April 25, 2010 Posted April 25, 2010 You can, just not short shorts! You underestimate my situation I can't even wear pants anymore because of it! Quote
Emo Nemo Posted April 25, 2010 Posted April 25, 2010 You can, just not short shorts! You underestimate my situation I can't even wear pants anymore because of it! Yeah do you have to wrap it around your leg as well? xD Quote
Morte Posted April 25, 2010 Posted April 25, 2010 You can, just not short shorts! You underestimate my situation I can't even wear pants anymore because of it! Yeah do you have to wrap it around your leg as well? xD I had to invest millions in an alternate dimensional pocket! Quote
The Skiller Posted April 25, 2010 Posted April 25, 2010 (edited) *sigh* there is this wierd kid at our school, who feels its neccessary to wear extremely tight short...everyday. I, on the other hand, simply wear jeans, which keeps it pretty well situated. EDIT: unless i pop a big one. Edited April 25, 2010 by The Skiller Quote
Sgt.Pepper Posted April 25, 2010 Posted April 25, 2010 What can I say? Life these days. It's pretty hard. ...That's what she said ~Sgt.Pepper Quote
20000_Posts Posted April 25, 2010 Posted April 25, 2010 I know this is a sensitive topic to many people, but I believe we need to erect a statue of some sort to remember the problem sweeping our great nation. We will not be shafted by these outsiders. Well will stand up straight for all of our people. Everyone will need to be firm in knowing that they are helping people in the LPSG. We represent every Dick, Willy, and Johnson that has this problem. I hope people grab onto this idea of a better future. I have thought long and hard on this subject and I came to the conclusion that this is the best thing to do to raise support for our cause. Thank you. Quote
Samurai Kenji Posted April 25, 2010 Posted April 25, 2010 Does being Asian with an average sized penis qualify me? Quote
Rene Posted April 25, 2010 Posted April 25, 2010 I never knew you could put this many bad penis size jokes in a single topic. :< Quote
Siemon Posted April 25, 2010 Posted April 25, 2010 (edited) I never knew you could put this many bad penis size jokes in a single topic. :< Yeah... I would have to agree with you... I have to have it go upward, to my armpit Edited April 25, 2010 by SatansFate Quote
Popcorn Posted April 25, 2010 Posted April 25, 2010 I know this is a sensitive topic to many people, but I believe we need to erect a statue of some sort to remember the problem sweeping our great nation. We will not be shafted by these outsiders. Well will stand up straight for all of our people. Everyone will need to be firm in knowing that they are helping people in the LPSG. We represent every Dick, Willy, and Johnson that has this problem. I hope people grab onto this idea of a better future. I have thought long and hard on this subject and I came to the conclusion that this is the best thing to do to raise support for our cause. Thank you. Was that intentional? I don't think i got the biggest... well, if it stays down, i would say so. But after swimming and when i wear my long-shorts, i have to correct the shorts a little bit to not outline the inflatable pole. (I tell you, its as visible as a blue ball on a green football pitch, even though the shorts is mostly in a single color.) Does anyone know if its normal that it almost reaches up to the navel? (It goes pretty much straight up when the flag is about to be raised...) Quote
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