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Defend From The Above Poster And Attack The Next

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I eat pebbles,just like pac man.

 

I lock the next poster in an empty room and fill it with chilli sauce.

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I'm voldemort you cant kill me

 

I cast expelliarmus (sp?) on the next poster

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I cast a Shield Charm (Protego).

 

I kick a blitzball head into your head.

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I open the door and climb out of the microwave.

 

I vigorously poke the next poster.

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The microwave is too small so I break it. NOT AGAIN

You poke until you break your finger.

 

I toss the next person down an active Volcano.

Edited by O hai im RAAM

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I make a new account. :grindteeth:

 

I start hacking away at the next posters leg with an EXTREMELY blunt saw.

 

I have a prosthetic leg.

 

The next poster accidentally the entire internet.

Edited by Neko-Koneko

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since that is not grammatically correct you blow up.

 

the next poster blows up.

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I deal with it.

 

I ban the next poster from Sals, ban their IP address, and restrict them from renewing their IP adress.

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I move to another house, and create a new account.

I hurl the next poster into 4Chan, to be devoured by ravenous trolls and spammers.

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I give the trolls a well-thought out, logical lecture on why they should stop being mean. As they think of something to insult me with, I make a run for it.

 

I spray axe in the next poster's eyes.

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I inhale so quickly that the axe is diverted from my eyes and into my lungs.

 

I exhale said axe in a condensed blade form into the below posters stomach.

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but then Barack Obama walks by and gets killed, then God shuns you from existing.

 

God shuns the next poster from existing.

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I hire Satan to object from this action, then we go into a court and settle the conflict when I eventually win the case due to me doing nothing serious enough to be punished in a way that shuns me from existence.

 

I send George W. Bush at the next poster.

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I hire Abraham Lincoln to settle this dispute.

 

I hire an assassin to assassinate the next poster.

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I hire a bodyguard to defend me.

 

I hire the bodyguard to come with me to kill the next poster.

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I hire Abraham Lincoln to settle this dispute.

Lincon can not beat bush, especially in a lightsaber battle.

 

On topic: My gang takes out your bodygaurd no problem with their semi-auto shotguns

 

I Throw A copy of eclipse at the next poster, and set loose the fangirls

 

Edit: Then i burn my hand to cleanse it

Edited by Teh PK

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I eat myself with you.

 

I confuse the next poster

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