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"Veils Gone Wild"

 

Pretty funny though how a religious fanatic terrorist who advocated a sharia-law based society which forces women to cover every inch of their bodies in public and be an uneducated 2nd-class citizen slave to men, was caught with a stash of porn.

Well technically in porn they're still an uneducated 2nd class citizen slave to men, just without any clothing.

Actually there are few porn stars who have held a decent GPA, now whether or not they were taking semesters full of elective classes is unknown.

 

But I understand what you mean :D

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"Veils Gone Wild"

 

Pretty funny though how a religious fanatic terrorist who advocated a sharia-law based society which forces women to cover every inch of their bodies in public and be an uneducated 2nd-class citizen slave to men, was caught with a stash of porn.

Well technically in porn they're still an uneducated 2nd class citizen slave to men, just without any clothing.

Actually there are few porn stars who have held a decent GPA, now whether or not they were taking semesters full of elective classes is unknown.

 

But I understand what you mean :(

 

And how would you know about these pron stars... :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P

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First off, I doubt devote Muslims would be into porn.

Excuse me while I go pass out from laughing so hard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Remember Pat Robertson? Ray Boltz? Any major Christian figure caught with his/her pants down? Muslims are hardly immune.

 

I wouldn't be surprised to find out Ahmadinejad is diddling a little boy on the side frankly.

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Science says that married people have more sex than unmarried people.

 

Possible? adult content?

 

That article says this

 

The more sex, the happier the person
Science is really figuring crap out. I would have never guessed that.

 

 

 

(lol)

 

that made me lol pretty hard XD

 

No wonder im so unhappy.... :ph34r:

Dude you're like 12.

 

On topic: this is really funny. I can't blame him though :wizard:

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Science says that married people have more sex than unmarried people.

 

Possible? adult content?

 

That article says this

 

The more sex, the happier the person
Science is really figuring crap out. I would have never guessed that.

 

 

 

(lol)

 

that made me lol pretty hard XD

 

No wonder im so unhappy.... :wizard:

Dude you're like 12.

 

On topic: this is really funny. I can't blame him though :o

 

Everyone has to grow up one day..... :ph34r:

 

on topic:

 

I still ca't stop laughing, he has like a zillion wives, yet he needs porn? .... his logic fails me

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Science says that married people have more sex than unmarried people.

 

Possible? adult content?

 

That article says this

 

The more sex, the happier the person
Science is really figuring crap out. I would have never guessed that.

 

 

 

(lol)

 

that made me lol pretty hard XD

 

No wonder im so unhappy.... :o

Dude you're like 12.

 

On topic: this is really funny. I can't blame him though :ph34r:

 

Everyone has to grow up one day..... :o

 

on topic:

 

I still ca't stop laughing, he has like a zillion wives, yet he needs porn? .... his logic fails me

Someday you might understand.

 

Anyways, i lol'd. "Interesting" find. :wizard:

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Science says that married people have more sex than unmarried people.

 

Possible? adult content?

 

That article says this

 

The more sex, the happier the person
Science is really figuring crap out. I would have never guessed that.

 

 

 

(lol)

 

that made me lol pretty hard XD

 

No wonder im so unhappy.... :wizard:

Dude you're like 12.

 

Sorry, Redmonke, Fang just stole commenter of the year.

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Wow! He really is evil!

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I still ca't stop laughing, he has like a zillion wives, yet he needs porn? .... his logic fails me

While this might not apply to fundamentalists (of all tastes and colours) treating women like doormats, remember that, if you're married, you're not guaranteed sex. It's not as if you've married a hole. Thus, if you want to have sex and your wife doesn't, either you Gandhi it up and get one step closer to nirvana (and/or blueballs), or you take the Vivid Entertainment route and achieve nirvana at first attempt.

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I still ca't stop laughing, he has like a zillion wives, yet he needs porn? .... his logic fails me

While this might not apply to fundamentalists (of all tastes and colours) treating women like doormats, remember that, if you're married, you're not guaranteed sex. It's not as if you've married a hole. Thus, if you want to have sex and your wife doesn't, either you Gandhi it up and get one step closer to nirvana (and/or blueballs), or you take the Vivid Entertainment route and achieve nirvana at first attempt.

Mmmmm ahhhhh mmmmmmm.

 

Ehhhhh.

 

Errrrrr.

 

Not entirely. And that kind of misses the point of why most Muslims are involved in polygamy anymore. Let's just say it's not for altruistic motives.

Edited by Demon Jelly

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Lol... Just another diversion.

 

First off, I doubt devote Muslims would be into porn. Just another distraction from the economy and other important issues.

I have to agree with Demon Jelly here. How is it even remotely shocking that a religious fundamentalist would be a hypocrite? As for the economy being more important, I agree, but that didn't stop you from commenting on this particular thread, now did it?

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Osama was just getting his game up before he met his 72 virgins.

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Science says that married people have more sex than unmarried people.

 

Possible? adult content?

 

That article says this

 

The more sex, the happier the person
Science is really figuring crap out. I would have never guessed that.

 

 

 

(lol)

 

that made me lol pretty hard XD

 

No wonder im so unhappy.... :o

Dude you're like 12.

 

Sorry, Redmonke, Fang just stole commenter of the year.

Thanks bro :wizard:

@Sobend: Practicing his endurance?

 

 

Everyone has to grow up one day..... :ph34r:

Yeah but you don't seem quite there yet.

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I still ca't stop laughing, he has like a zillion wives, yet he needs porn? .... his logic fails me

While this might not apply to fundamentalists (of all tastes and colours) treating women like doormats, remember that, if you're married, you're not guaranteed sex. It's not as if you've married a hole. Thus, if you want to have sex and your wife doesn't, either you Gandhi it up and get one step closer to nirvana (and/or blueballs), or you take the Vivid Entertainment route and achieve nirvana at first attempt.

Mmmmm ahhhhh mmmmmmm.

 

Ehhhhh.

 

Errrrrr.

 

Not entirely. And that kind of misses the point of why most Muslims are involved in polygamy anymore. Let's just say it's not for altruistic motives.

I wasn't addressing that point, I was addressing the point that can be recapped as the very common "wtf ur married y u watch porn".

 

And let's suffice to say that, lads, being in a relationship and/or engaged is NOT a reason to trash your naked ladies' collection.

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I still ca't stop laughing, he has like a zillion wives, yet he needs porn? .... his logic fails me

While this might not apply to fundamentalists (of all tastes and colours) treating women like doormats, remember that, if you're married, you're not guaranteed sex. It's not as if you've married a hole. Thus, if you want to have sex and your wife doesn't, either you Gandhi it up and get one step closer to nirvana (and/or blueballs), or you take the Vivid Entertainment route and achieve nirvana at first attempt.

Mmmmm ahhhhh mmmmmmm.

 

Ehhhhh.

 

Errrrrr.

 

Not entirely. And that kind of misses the point of why most Muslims are involved in polygamy anymore. Let's just say it's not for altruistic motives.

I wasn't addressing that point, I was addressing the point that can be recapped as the very common "wtf ur married y u watch porn".

 

And let's suffice to say that, lads, being in a relationship and/or engaged is NOT a reason to trash your naked ladies' collection.

Oh, well sure. I can agree with that.

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I still ca't stop laughing, he has like a zillion wives, yet he needs porn? .... his logic fails me

While this might not apply to fundamentalists (of all tastes and colours) treating women like doormats, remember that, if you're married, you're not guaranteed sex. It's not as if you've married a hole. Thus, if you want to have sex and your wife doesn't, either you Gandhi it up and get one step closer to nirvana (and/or blueballs), or you take the Vivid Entertainment route and achieve nirvana at first attempt.

Mmmmm ahhhhh mmmmmmm.

 

Ehhhhh.

 

Errrrrr.

 

Not entirely. And that kind of misses the point of why most Muslims are involved in polygamy anymore. Let's just say it's not for altruistic motives.

I wasn't addressing that point, I was addressing the point that can be recapped as the very common "wtf ur married y u watch porn".

 

And let's suffice to say that, lads, being in a relationship and/or engaged is NOT a reason to trash your naked ladies' collection.

Oh, well sure. I can agree with that.

Now on topic: they found a collection of Girls Gone Weiled

 

:D

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Hey, who knows, it could belong to one of his wives.

 

Or his sons...

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All kidding aside...

 

If I wanted to disseminate messages passively to a worldwide audience, I’d use steganography to hide messages in porn, dump them into the USENET and let my followers decrypt the details. Just load them onto a thumb drive and then let a courier dump them into the net for all the worldwide followers to decode.

 

:D

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I still ca't stop laughing, he has like a zillion wives, yet he needs porn? .... his logic fails me

While this might not apply to fundamentalists (of all tastes and colours) treating women like doormats, remember that, if you're married, you're not guaranteed sex. It's not as if you've married a hole. Thus, if you want to have sex and your wife doesn't, either you Gandhi it up and get one step closer to nirvana (and/or blueballs), or you take the Vivid Entertainment route and achieve nirvana at first attempt.

 

Regardless, the man has what? 30 wives! (Yes I know that is an exaggeration.) If one of his wives refused to lay him he could just threaten to blow her up... or ask one of his other twenty-nine wives.

 

My guess is that it belongs to one if not multiple or even all of his (this is NOT an exaggeration) 21 children.

 

If you think that is alot of kids then would you believe me if I told you that Osama was the 17th of 54 children?

 

What also backs up my theory that the stash belongs to his kids is that if he has 21 children he is obviously getting his brains banged out.

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He liked to watch his acting career blossom!

 

  • Osama bin laid em
  • Talibang
  • Resident in the president
  • Assghanistan

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He liked to watch his acting career blossom!

 

  • Osama bin laid em
  • Talibang
  • Resident in the president
  • Assghanistan

I lol'd. Well done sir

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