Emanick Posted July 13, 2011 Author Share Posted July 13, 2011 (edited) Mr FANG: so keen his teeth are a bullet's mouth sharper than a sword but they are so small bullets are diminutive teeth are smaller still even sharpish teeth are useless in street battles when microscopic but fang has a plan he will go to the dentist; get them gamma ray'd now The Fang is back his teeth excrete gamma rays bitten foes die quick goodbye manhattan hope you like radiation ^ mr fang's last words ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Mikeyy claims to hate his claims are quite tenuous they are tried in court court says mikeyy fails evidence is just not there to show mikeyy "hates" mikeyy now is mad it's obvious now: he HATES but court does not care "double jeopardy, lololololololol" says justice roberts mikeyy now is mad he does not understand law and hates jeopardy so he burns down court court flees into nearby woods mikeyy burns down woods finally, police they try mikeyy for hate crimes happy ending yay ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Borghilde is Tabt her name change is silly lol my life is absurd i no longer know what is up and what is down and what is pointy save my bleeding hands change your name back now tabt why ruin my life every night i cry tears pool up into a pond, thus i wet the bed now my town is flood rivers wash away the roads all from tears you cause i don't understand why suddenly up is down i pull out my spleen ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Mista Hardrune runs mista hardune's neighborhood it is v good show featured on fox news and labeled "what not to do if ur successful" his neighborhood is overrun by angry trolls eating boys and girls this is all because people there made poor choices and foreclosed their homes bad economies always cause troll invasions this is proven fact fox news got it right mista hardrune's neighborhood: good for slayer tasks always remember fair and balanced never means no lethality ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sryen's summer blues evaporate into foam floating on a pond he sees ice cream truck driving at 10mph sryen hops on back driver yells "what up" sryen shouts "i need ice cream" response? "get a life" sryen scales the roof; climbs in side of ice cream truck, KOs ice cream man ah, the joy of sweets! mint chocolate chip a-team pop! such a spiffing taste carpe diem guys seize the day this fine summer, scale an ice cream truck ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ _max is a great king well-endowed with treasure hordes from his villagers but yet he is faced with a great budget surplus health budget is maxed!!! what can_maxie do? he won't lower tax rate of hundred twelve percent all nations nearby are equipped with thermonukes war can never be _maxie has a plan he spends budget all on fish, wipes out ocean life let this parable teach you something about life high tax rates kill fish ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Scrum is helium this makes him a party guest people inhale him he is popular he's also invisible plus he has no soul this is a bad life he can't star in hollywood; he's a noble gas gasses can't get paid "they're not people" u.s. says "so they don't have rights" this ruins scrum's life except that he has no life he has noble gas scrum escapes from earth cries himself to sleep at last among asteroids gasses cannot cry but this was an exception for dramatic flair ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Richman99: hero of the soviets he is very strong he eats machine parts as well as americans for afternoon tea he can melt the side of an u.s. navy ship with his laser eyes with great power comes great responsibility he sleeps once a week every may day richman puts on commie socks and jumps into sea then he drowns himself and regains his undead strength (zombies are commies) did you think that rich was a nice human being??? check mafia thread Edited July 13, 2011 by Emanick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smilefishy Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Make one for me please :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrum Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Thanks Emanick, I think that's pretty representative of my life :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyy Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Do me :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr FANG Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Do me :( omg omg love mine thx e man <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak-47 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Ak-fortysevwhy cannot i fire you deep into my head Because you would die lolololololololololol condensed haiku Arianna speaks The whole crowd does not listen y u insult guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emanick Posted July 18, 2011 Author Share Posted July 18, 2011 Tcmp3 he was born american and will die that way for i have my ways i'm in touch with al qaeda on my new ipad he beat me in golf so now i must have his head boy i'm really mad al qaeda hates me they answered my message wrong; said "don't play the fool" i call up my foe tcmp3 picks up i yell "time for sobs!" he doesn't get it, offers golf tutoring class this is good enough ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Kyra109 i cannot finish her name on one freaking line why do people pick such outrageously long names it ruins my life kyra mocks my cries she throws trowel at my face, says "get used to it" this is pretty rude i despair and gnash my teeth she lifts up my chin and stares in my eyes "move on with your life" she coos i think i'm in love kyra, come back here stop biking away from me i want your number ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Liger is a beast lion and tiger combined? holy hemorrhoids he can stalk his prey through the jungles of mumbai jk, no trees there he can stalk his prey through the new york skyline scene jk, he'd get shot he can stalk his prey in the runescape of our past jk, he quit game how then can he eat? how will he raise a new race? will he dance for food? it appears he will dancing ligers have no shame son i watch in awe ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Falzar: Lord of Mud he can make the sky collapse with the weight of mud that he summons from eagle eyrie in the sky eagles collect mud eyries open up from different dimensions yo they bring forth more mud eagles have moved on they no longer live up there too much mud in nests this is falzar's fault he ruined ecosystem of their dimension i blame obama epa is useless guys it can't save a thing falzar now has won he is a republican cue dramatic drums ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Naota is here he has brought the party home let us now rejoice gosh what could we do without his festive spirits we'd collapse in grief in these turbid times he gives us a clear reason to forsake our fears "hola monsieur Sal!" cries our sombrero-clad pal, arm in arm with fate where naota treads fiestas delight to dance as does michael fox "delorean's here!" shouts the pizza guy in joy michael fox takes off with him goes our pal the party dies pretty fast i hate diet coke ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Lute is ambience he is but a background noise to the stage of life he lights up our lives with the sound of thunder, rage and a rabbit's squeal without lute who knows? we might live in silent screams or hypotheses that our lives were moot we might formulate dull plans to bring down the earth oh wait we still do that means lute must not exist forget all i've said i'm really confused someone check my logic here he should def exist or maybe we're all just dreaming a lucid dream of his glorious sounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jethraw Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Haiku me plox :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarguy Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Add me to the waitlist plz :(. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyra10987 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 The first line is missing a syllable, but it's okay. :( I think you can just add an 8 onto the end and make it right. Thanks, Emanick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimus Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 (edited) To express my self In just seven syllables Is very diffic- Please do one on me! Edited July 18, 2011 by Minimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzyy Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Am I too late to have one? :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Scotsman Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Hit me with your Haiku stick. Hit me slowly, hit me quick. ...please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prodigy Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Haiku me pl0x? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emanick Posted July 18, 2011 Author Share Posted July 18, 2011 The first line is missing a syllable, but it's okay. :D I think you can just add an 8 onto the end and make it right.Thanks, Emanick! Kyra109 ky-rah-one-oh-nine :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyra10987 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 The first line is missing a syllable, but it's okay. :D I think you can just add an 8 onto the end and make it right.Thanks, Emanick! Kyra109 ky-rah-one-oh-nine :( Ohhhhh XD That makes more sense. ._. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falzar Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Wait... How did you know about me ruining the ecosystem? And the Republican part? You are obviously stalking me good sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wert Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Do me or I feed the shark kittens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Naota is herehe has brought the party home let us now rejoice :D -> :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goggie Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 omg haiku me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabt Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Borghilde is Tabther name change is silly lol my life is absurd i no longer know what is up and what is down and what is pointy save my bleeding hands change your name back now tabt why ruin my life every night i cry tears pool up into a pond, thus i wet the bed now my town is flood rivers wash away the roads all from tears you cause i don't understand why suddenly up is down i pull out my spleen I love this! I'm sorry about your spleen but due to an oversight I cant be me again until christmas :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatalysm Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I was starting to get real scared this would die! I can't wait to see your talent shine! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fake Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Do me Do me Do me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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