Beret 92 Posted January 18, 2012 (edited) Here's the deal. If Sal's had a FFA brawl where you could only bring one weapon, who would win? Be logical. I would bring a portal gun, and portal people into an infinite loop until they went so fast they would incinerate. The brawl would be held in a castle of some sort, fully furnished circa medieval period. Edited January 18, 2012 by Beret Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goggie 136 Posted January 18, 2012 My brains because I would beat everyone with sheer logic and personal brilliance. :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
venom 164 Posted January 18, 2012 My brains because I would beat everyone with sheer logic and personal brilliance. My penis, for the same reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Speedwagon 14 Posted January 18, 2012 I take your portal gun and raise you a Physics gun from GMod. Although in all honesty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuanrang 348 Posted January 18, 2012 Here's the deal. If Sal's had a FFA brawl where you could only bring one weapon, who would win? Be logical. I would bring a portal gun, and portal people into an infinite loop until they went so fast they would incinerate. The brawl would be held in a castle of some sort, fully furnished circa medieval period. I like how you think. It's obviously very smart to use a weapon that can only kill one person every couple of minutes when everyone has fully functional weapons and want you dead. Can't go wrong. At all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zooey 707 Posted January 18, 2012 I'd get a lock of Sal's hair and make a polyjuice potion. I'm sure no one would kill Sal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goggie 136 Posted January 18, 2012 I'd get a lock of Sal's hair and make a polyjuice potion. I'm sure no one would kill Sal. I like your style. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kwinten 24 Posted January 18, 2012 I'd bring a female. Everyone would shizzle their pants from shyness and back off immediately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fake 113 Posted January 18, 2012 I'd take Sals ban hammer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andyana 16 Posted January 18, 2012 The Winning Move is not to play. Unless of course an Admin Gun from GMod was aloud Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
reepicheep 324 Posted January 18, 2012 (edited) I'd bring fuzzy little kittens. Everybody will be distracted by their cuteness, and in that time I will pwn you all. Here's a taster: Who's a fuzzy kitten? Yes you are, yes you are! ...Sorry, I got distracted. Edited January 18, 2012 by reepicheep Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr n3wb 193 Posted January 18, 2012 i would bring a notebook :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goggie 136 Posted January 18, 2012 N3wb would just sit on someone after eating too many Waffles after an ill-conceived forum post :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Admiral 294 Posted January 18, 2012 I would bring a bagel. FEAR ME FOOLS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cody Michael 17 Posted January 18, 2012 (edited) I think I'd win. Edited January 18, 2012 by Shock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clavius 46 Posted January 18, 2012 (edited) ^ | Image borken Obviously I would bring a radio which I could call my own private army in with Im not allowed to do that?....fine Edited January 18, 2012 by Breeze Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Oak 25 Posted January 19, 2012 (edited) My legs. Apparently they can break legs without even trying, or make people limp for a day with a single tap to the shin. I consider them my weapons. I'll just break all your legs so you can't move. Edited January 19, 2012 by Tsunayoshi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter 152 Posted January 19, 2012 Within the realms of reality? I'd take an L85. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Oak 25 Posted January 19, 2012 (edited) Within the realms of reality? I'd take an L85. Within the realms of reality, you could never afford nor buy one legally. I beat Hunter, no? Next. Edited January 19, 2012 by Tsunayoshi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aabid 14 Posted January 19, 2012 I would bring Sals... win? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falzar 9 Posted January 19, 2012 Alright, so how much of an Armored Core would be considered one weapon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter 152 Posted January 19, 2012 I can afford one. And no, I couldn't buy one legally here, but I never said I owned it :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Oak 25 Posted January 19, 2012 I can afford one. And no, I couldn't buy one legally here, but I never said I owned it K, I kick you and your legs break. Next opponent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter 152 Posted January 19, 2012 I can afford one. And no, I couldn't buy one legally here, but I never said I owned it K, I kick you and your legs break. Next opponent. I'm confused as to your logic? I'd have shot you thirty times before you even came close to kicking me :] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites