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Sals FFA Brawl.

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Here's the deal. If Sal's had a FFA brawl where you could only bring one weapon, who would win? Be logical.

 

I would bring a portal gun, and portal people into an infinite loop until they went so fast they would incinerate.

 

The brawl would be held in a castle of some sort, fully furnished circa medieval period.

Edited by Beret

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My brains because I would beat everyone with sheer logic and personal brilliance. :(

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My brains because I would beat everyone with sheer logic and personal brilliance. smile.png

 

My penis, for the same reason.

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I take your portal gun and raise you a Physics gun from GMod.

 

Although in all honesty

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Here's the deal. If Sal's had a FFA brawl where you could only bring one weapon, who would win? Be logical.

 

I would bring a portal gun, and portal people into an infinite loop until they went so fast they would incinerate.

 

The brawl would be held in a castle of some sort, fully furnished circa medieval period.

I like how you think. It's obviously very smart to use a weapon that can only kill one person every couple of minutes when everyone has fully functional weapons and want you dead.

 

Can't go wrong. At all.

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I'd get a lock of Sal's hair and make a polyjuice potion. I'm sure no one would kill Sal.

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I'd get a lock of Sal's hair and make a polyjuice potion. I'm sure no one would kill Sal.

 

I like your style.

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I'd bring a female. Everyone would shizzle their pants from shyness and back off immediately.

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I'd take Sals ban hammer.

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The Winning Move is not to play. Unless of course an Admin Gun from GMod was aloud

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I'd bring fuzzy little kittens. Everybody will be distracted by their cuteness, and in that time I will pwn you all. Here's a taster:

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Who's a fuzzy kitten? Yes you are, yes you are!

 

...Sorry, I got distracted.

Edited by reepicheep

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N3wb would just sit on someone after eating too many Waffles after an ill-conceived forum post :(

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^

| Image borken

 

Obviously I would bring a radio which I could call my own private army in with

 

Im not allowed to do that?....fine

 

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Edited by Breeze

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My legs. Apparently they can break legs without even trying, or make people limp for a day with a single tap to the shin. I consider them my weapons. I'll just break all your legs so you can't move.

Edited by Tsunayoshi

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Within the realms of reality? I'd take an L85.

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Within the realms of reality? I'd take an L85.

Within the realms of reality, you could never afford nor buy one legally.

 

 

I beat Hunter, no? Next.

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I can afford one. And no, I couldn't buy one legally here, but I never said I owned it :(

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I can afford one. And no, I couldn't buy one legally here, but I never said I owned it tongue.png

K, I kick you and your legs break.

 

Next opponent.

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I can afford one. And no, I couldn't buy one legally here, but I never said I owned it tongue.png

K, I kick you and your legs break.

 

Next opponent.

 

I'm confused as to your logic?

 

I'd have shot you thirty times before you even came close to kicking me :]

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