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just say "oh i was thinking of my old cats eyes, she passed away a year ago" all sad.

 

she will feel v bad, and to make it up will give you teh sex.

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just say "oh i was thinking of my old cats eyes, she passed away a year ago" all sad.

 

she will feel v bad, and to make it up will give you teh sex.

At their age, I sincerely hope not. We need to give Darwin time to work. Reproducing first defeats the purpose. :D

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just say "oh i was thinking of my old cats eyes, she passed away a year ago" all sad.

 

she will feel v bad, and to make it up will give you teh sex.

At their age, I sincerely hope not. We need to give Darwin time to work. Reproducing first defeats the purpose. :D

 

safe sex ofc., as long as he pulls out!!!

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Play the game with her and if she answers any wrong complain like she is.

This kills the relationship.

 

If she acts immature like this all the time, you need to man up and dump her. Don't be a beta.

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"So excuse me forgetting these things I do

You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue

Anyway the thing is what I really mean

Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen"

 

"So you think I'm a French prostitute?!?!"

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I broke up with her yesterday. So yea, problem solved.

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I broke up with her yesterday. So yea, problem solved.

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it sounds like you are dating a 5 year old

go find a better girl who wont play cabbage-lover games

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One of the questions was "what is your favorite eye color,"

 

And you got it wrong you say, I don't get it. It was wrong because your favorite colour was not the colour of her eyes?

That just doesn't make sense to me.

 

edit: She seems mental, don't be a doormat to anyone, just cause your favorite eye colour isn't her favorite colour does not mean you have to play by her tune.

 

edit2: I read it wrong, so you didn't get her favorite eye colour correctly and guessed wrong, well getting upset over that is just weird, unless you're 12-13-14 years old I suppose.

 

And she still seems mental. Dump her.

 

All girls act like their ten.
No they don't.

 

As you're an atheist, if you successfully complete these steps, you'll probably get a blowjob or something. Good luck!
You're saying a christian can't get one?

 

 

I broke up with her yesterday. So yea, problem solved.

 

Good!

 

 

 

You have much to learn.

Edited by King Of Monra

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It's good that you dumped her. A girl superficial and shallow enough to judge a relationship based of something as retarded as that, she's not worth your time and energy (and money) mate. Better luck next time mate.

 

As you're an atheist, if you successfully complete these steps, you'll probably get a blowjob or something. Good luck!

 

Sir, you don't know Catholic girls that well don't you :P .

Edited by Phoenix Rider

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It's good that you dumped her. A girl superficial and shallow enough to judge a relationship based of something as retarded as that, she's not worth your time and energy (and money) mate. Better luck next time mate.

 

As you're an atheist, if you successfully complete these steps, you'll probably get a blowjob or something. Good luck!

 

Sir, you don't know Catholic girls that well don't you :P .

They're dating again.

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Sir, you don't know Catholic girls that well don't you :P .

Indeed he doesn't.

 

One of my friends got tail for the first time in Catholic school in the girls' restroom.

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Sir, you don't know Catholic girls that well don't you :P .

Indeed he doesn't.

 

One of my friends got tail for the first time in Catholic school in the girls' restroom.

What was he doing in the girls' restroom?

 

Unless he is a she, then I apologize, and the situation suddenly seems much hotter.

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Sir, you don't know Catholic girls that well don't you :P .

Indeed he doesn't.

 

One of my friends got tail for the first time in Catholic school in the girls' restroom.

What was he doing in the girls' restroom?

 

Unless he is a she, then I apologize, and the situation suddenly seems much hotter.

He may or may not have been invited.

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Looked It up, one of the questions is "what kind of dressing does she have on her salad" pschhh. You don't win friends with salad. That's just assuming she eats salad when you go out. Bah, and anyway if you do its just what dressing the salad comes with. I think I may now be overreacting about salad.

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