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Okay guys so what are some creative status updates that are funny? I've seen so many on Facebook, but I want something new or something that you don't see very often. Any status update ideas? :)

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Okay guys so I what are some creative status updates that are funny? I've seen so many on Facebook, but I want something new or something that you don't see very often. Any status update ideas? :)

 

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Do something funny and then post about it. Or just, like Cash said, google memes or funny movie references and post those too.

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It's not funny if it's not original.

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Live. Laugh. Love <3

 

Can we pretend that airplanes in the nights sky are like shooting stars

 

Getting drunk with the [email protected]@@@@@@ #YOLO

 

Getting yucky with the boys!

 

OMG WORST DAY EVER! DONT ASK BECAUSE I DONT EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!

 

I HATE YOU AND THANKS FOR RUINING MY WEEK! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

 

I'm so fat :(

Edited by Vlad

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"Like this status and I won't do shizzle all but relax and see the notifications pop-up on my screen ever so slowly increasing my ego"

 

"is bored."

 

"Like and I'll tell you

[ ] kiss

[ ] hug

[ ] sex

[ ] bang

[ ] bang more than once

[ ] write a story wif u :333

[ ] shooth with my gun

[ ] talk

[ ] marry

[ ] have babies with

[ ] brutally stab

[ ] etc. etc."

 

This is a good one to post at 3AM:

"Anyone wanna meet up?"

 

 

offtopicbutsortofontopic:

I've seen people do status' like

"I need help with such and such"

and they get like 10 likes.

thats not exactly

helping them

;_;

Edited by Lonely

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Live. Laugh. Love <3

 

Can we pretend that airplanes in the nights sky are like shooting stars

 

Getting drunk with the [email protected]@@@@@@ #YOLO

 

Getting yucky with the boys!

 

OMG WORST DAY EVER! DONT ASK BECAUSE I DONT EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!

 

I HATE YOU AND THANKS FOR RUINING MY WEEK! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

 

I'm so fat :(

Young, wild and free!!!! <33333333

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"Oh my god, a year seven (13 year old) asked 'What's on tonight?'. I'll tell you what's on, The Simpsons at 6:30 and then it's your fudging bedtime."

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"Like this status and I won't do shizzle all but relax and see the notifications pop-up on my screen ever so slowly increasing my ego"

 

"is bored."

 

"Like and I'll tell you

[ ] kiss

[ ] hug

[ ] sex

[ ] bang

[ ] bang more than once

[ ] write a story wif u :333

[ ] shooth with my gun

[ ] talk

[ ] marry

[ ] have babies with

[ ] brutally stab

[ ] etc. etc."

 

This is a good one to post at 3AM:

"Anyone wanna meet up?"

 

 

offtopicbutsortofontopic:

I've seen people do status' like

"I need help with such and such"

and they get like 10 likes.

thats not exactly

helping them

;_;

 

Hahaha! Nice! Great ideas!

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"theres this wierd thing in the sky out here, just ducking outside to check it out..."

then dont change it, do anything, or reply to anything on FB for a week.

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"theres this wierd thing in the sky out here, just ducking outside to check it out..."

then dont change it, do anything, or reply to anything on FB for a week.

 

I doubt the people reading will have attention spans long enough to understand it.

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"theres this wierd thing in the sky out here, just ducking outside to check it out..."

then dont change it, do anything, or reply to anything on FB for a week.

 

That would be hilarious!

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WHO NEEDS CONDOMS WHEN YOU GOT SWAG #YOLO

WHO NEEDS CONSENT WHEN YOU GOT SWAG #YOLO

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WHO NEEDS CONDOMS WHEN YOU GOT SWAG #YOLO

WHO NEEDS CONSENT WHEN YOU GOT SWAG #YOLO

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hashtag-[pretty much anything]

 

optionally followed by YOLO

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hashtag-[pretty much anything]

 

optionally followed by YOLO

I PLAY RUNESCAPE #RUNESCAPE #YOLO

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hashtag-[pretty much anything]

 

optionally followed by YOLO

I PLAY RUNESCAPE #RUNESCAPE #YOLO

 

#I-don't-know-you LOL #DISOWNED #YOLO

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Just let one of those spam service things have access to posting statuses for you. All you need to do to get started is just click every link that any of your friends post, you'll get one eventually.

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"Fire and death to American imperialism. Your time has run out you leeches, your neoliberal experiment in Europe is collapsing and you will not be able to run from the coming revolutions. I can feel it as a Greek, society here is incredibly stirred up, especially considering the blatant election fraud of June. The European Union will implode and together with it will fall the entire capitalist world. Comrades, let's march together for a new Soviet Union, one that will envelop the entire world."

 

My new favorite copypasta.

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"Like this status and I won't do shizzle all but relax and see the notifications pop-up on my screen ever so slowly increasing my ego"

put this up about 20 minutes ago, at 50 likes and still counting, thank you haha

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