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Write a haiku about the poster above you to the best of your knowledge! 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. If you don't know the person above you just come up with a funny haiku.

 

A recent experience of mine

 

A yellow sponge man

Came between pony and I

and I am so sad

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gosh damn it conspicous ninja'd in before me

 

EDIT

 

You stole my poem spot

i hate you you smelly scum bag

kidding i love you

Edited by Jordo

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spiderman is dumb

spiderman is not that cool

spiderman is dumb

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Jordo is jealous

He has no moral compass

Spider-Man is god

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he's really a man

but not a cool spiderman

banned beret and I

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gosh damn it conspicous ninja'd in before me

 

EDIT

 

You stole my poem spot

i hate you you smelly scum bag

kidding i love you

6 syllables, 8 syllables, 5 syllables

best haiku ever

 

mike has a server

which has been down for ages

fudge you hurry up

Edited by Bill is LONELY in his tree

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Lonely is aussie

Lonely loves Crollwitz deeply

We don't discuss it

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Lonely the con man

With a trick up his shirt sleeve

No one fell for it

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conspicous is wrong

his name is not spelt right yo

his sig is 3d

if his name was spelled

the way it should have been spelled

your haiku would fail

 

:cute:

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conspicous is wrong

his name is not spelt right yo

his sig is 3d

if his name was spelled

the way it should have been spelled

your haiku would fail

 

:cute:

and so would lilshus

where i got the idea

lilshu is the best

 

 

 

fabio is fab

except in the mafia

it is frustrating

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Lonely is distressed

Fabio is a true threat

Competing wieners

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I can't believe you

Using a pony picture

Like a plebeian

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Never before shu

Have I been so hurt by you

Spiderman is cool

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I cannot trust you

For you resemble a sponge

You are not human

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