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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask @Micael Fatia, I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask @Micael Fatia, I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

I wonder if Cow Queen is still around. She was definitely one of Sal's queens. There was the girl Goliath dated too.

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wat

Is this you??

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idk is it

Idk, but you better watch your one word posting. That illegal 'round here.

y would it matter in scape lounge

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask @Micael Fatia, I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

I wonder if Cow Queen is still around. She was definitely one of Sal's queens. There was the girl Goliath dated too.

Yea, anyhoo are you watching the stickpuck draft? I've watched all 7 hours so far, 6 picks left so MR IRRELEVANT WATCH. (Not that Mr. Longshot crap people say)

 

 

wat

Is this you??

tumblr_m17ybqxp5n1qiwc5qo1_500.jpg

idk is it

Idk, but you better watch your one word posting. That illegal 'round here.

y would it matter in scape lounge

Mods can be grumpy around this time of year. Mainly July 4th though, they seem to be jumpy around fireworks. I think the mods are a species related to the Stig. Little is known about them.

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask @Micael Fatia, I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask @Micael Fatia, I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils

 

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask @Micael Fatia, I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils to form the the Evil Brodeurs of New Jarsey.

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Hi, don't want to be a dick and ruin all the fun (I'm actually finding this a pretty funny topic) but if you don't mind can you please remove my name from the quote pyramid? Every time you guys quote eachother I get a notification, I've received like 28 so far. I've checked my notifications settings and it appears there is no way to disable them.

It's a bit annoying, so I'd really appreciate if you guys could do it. Thanks.

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask ['Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and [='FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils

 

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask [='Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and 'FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils to form the the Evil Brodeurs of New Jarsey.

Owner and Lilshu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

 

Like I said, water polo is pretty cool. I think Michael Phelps would be a cool player.

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask ['Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and [='FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils

 

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask [='Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and 'FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils to form the the Evil Brodeurs of New Jarsey.

Owner and Lilshu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

 

Like I said, water polo is pretty cool. I think Michael Phelps would be a cool player.

Wo there, I don't swing that way.

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask ['Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and [='FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils

 

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask [='Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and 'FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils to form the the Evil Brodeurs of New Jarsey.

Owner and Lilshu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

 

Like I said, water polo is pretty cool. I think Michael Phelps would be a cool player.

Wo there, I don't swing that way.

Too bad, cause Lilshu wants you and he's aggressive. Really aggressive.

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask ['Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and [='FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils

 

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask [='Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and 'FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils to form the the Evil Brodeurs of New Jarsey.

Owner and Lilshu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

 

Like I said, water polo is pretty cool. I think Michael Phelps would be a cool player.

Wo there, I don't swing that way.

Too bad, cause Lilshu wants you and he's aggressive. Really aggressive.

Like a tiger in a shark tank?

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask ['Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and [='FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils

 

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask [='Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and 'FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils to form the the Evil Brodeurs of New Jarsey.

Owner and Lilshu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

 

Like I said, water polo is pretty cool. I think Michael Phelps would be a cool player.

Wo there, I don't swing that way.

Too bad, cause Lilshu wants you and he's aggressive. Really aggressive.

Like a tiger in a shark tank?

They don't call him Michael Jackson for nothing.

 

Speaking of Michael Jackson, what happened to Steve?

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it was a day like any other in glienor. i was questing and killing some goblin. i am Excelzeor the wartrior prince, defener of justice. many people were scared of the goblin, but i protected them with the mighty sword. In the late afternoon, a single sun ray reflected off of my rune breastplate. A shimmering bead of sweat dripped from my noble brow as I sheathed my stained rune scimitar. The goblins were at bay, at least for the coming night. I returned to my village, the kindly folk resided in their POH's, dreaming of gold and glamor in the lands of Gilenor. Something seemed strange though. While most residents were at peace in there beds, I heard an unearthly bumble of snickering and shuffling from behind a sturdy oak house. Quickly, I drew my scimitar and dashed behind the noble wall. There were two scaled, spear-wielding goblins, trading and scattering some dirt stained coins and several human-like bones. "Who goes there?!" I shouted from behind my gleaming rune helmet. A screech echoed from the goblins as they grabbed their wares and attempted to run. Quickly, I withdrew my magic shortbow and snatched two pristine rune arrows from my dull leather quiver. Reaching back, I fired them with a homing spell, watching them glide through the newly darkened night sky. At that moment, a tall, noble looking man walked out from the back door of a tavern. "Sir- Please watch out!" I cried. But it was too late. Both arrows pierced through his back and he fell to his knees. Chuckling in the distance, the goblins escaped onto an outstretched dirt road where I would indubitably be unable to catch them, at least with the new responsibility that had just befallen me. I tramped up to the injured man, who to my dismay was bleeding and letting out deep, muffled coughs. I kneeled at his side and put my arm around him. "My good man, I am terribly sorry," I quickly said. "You darted out at the worst possible-". I stopped, startled and looked at his face. The blue partyhat crumpled at his side, his newly damaged dragon chainmail hauberk. "Dear Saradomin- You're Zezima!" I gasped. "'Tis I..." he grumbled. I drew out my Lunar Staff and cast a healing spell over his powerful body, sealing his wounds. "If you don't mind, stranger, may I stay with you for this night?" asked Zezima. Both shocked and honored, I quickly nodded and helped him up. My spell had not fully healed him, so he put his arm around me as we walked to my cottage to the north of the village. His powerful, brawny arm was warm around my soft neck. We arrived and I slowly creaked open the wooden doors to my home and we both entered. "Please, take a seat." I cheerfully told Zezima. He nodded politely and sat down on my bed. My cottage was small and humble, containing no more than a bed, stove and a table I had crafted with some stern Yew logs. I saw down next to Zezima, surprised by how fresh and clean he smelled, being such a powerful warrior. "You should really let me take a look at those wounds," I told him. Again, he looked at me with a boyish grin and nodded. Slowly, I began to slide down his chain mail and saw his back. So strong, I thought. I began to rub his back where the arrows had pierced him. I noticed him blush and turn his head away. "You know," I heard him mumble, "I haven't been with another man in quite some time. I often work in solitude because of my stature." Startled by his statement, yet strangely relieved, I began to take off my own armor until I was wearing nothing but a tunic. I looked at him and he nodded in reassurance. I placed one of my bare arms around him and because to kiss his thick, muscular neck. Zezima grunted in satisfaction, but I could see in his eyes that he was as aroused and intrigued as I was. I started to sweat, and Zezima licked it off of my face. This must have started something for us, because I could not take my eyes off of him after that. We began to kiss and grasp each other, his strong arms carried me into another world- A world free of violence and goblins, where it was only us, living in harmony both as warriors and lovers. The night went by and as our fire of passion burned out into the night, I felt satisfied and elated. The next morning Zezima was gone, but I, Excelzeor, was now a true man of Gilenor, as Zezima had restored my passion for keeping all forms of love safe.

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask ['Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and [='FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils

 

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask [='Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and 'FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils to form the the Evil Brodeurs of New Jarsey.

Owner and Lilshu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

 

Like I said, water polo is pretty cool. I think Michael Phelps would be a cool player.

Wo there, I don't swing that way.

Too bad, cause Lilshu wants you and he's aggressive. Really aggressive.

Like a tiger in a shark tank?

They don't call him Michael Jackson for nothing.

 

Speaking of Michael Jackson, what happened to Steve?

 

Steve is off making sigs for some big company in some random country I bet.

it was a day like any other in glienor. i was questing and killing some goblin. i am Excelzeor the wartrior prince, defener of justice. many people were scared of the goblin, but i protected them with the mighty sword. In the late afternoon, a single sun ray reflected off of my rune breastplate. A shimmering bead of sweat dripped from my noble brow as I sheathed my stained rune scimitar. The goblins were at bay, at least for the coming night. I returned to my village, the kindly folk resided in their POH's, dreaming of gold and glamor in the lands of Gilenor. Something seemed strange though. While most residents were at peace in there beds, I heard an unearthly bumble of snickering and shuffling from behind a sturdy oak house. Quickly, I drew my scimitar and dashed behind the noble wall. There were two scaled, spear-wielding goblins, trading and scattering some dirt stained coins and several human-like bones. "Who goes there?!" I shouted from behind my gleaming rune helmet. A screech echoed from the goblins as they grabbed their wares and attempted to run. Quickly, I withdrew my magic shortbow and snatched two pristine rune arrows from my dull leather quiver. Reaching back, I fired them with a homing spell, watching them glide through the newly darkened night sky. At that moment, a tall, noble looking man walked out from the back door of a tavern. "Sir- Please watch out!" I cried. But it was too late. Both arrows pierced through his back and he fell to his knees. Chuckling in the distance, the goblins escaped onto an outstretched dirt road where I would indubitably be unable to catch them, at least with the new responsibility that had just befallen me. I tramped up to the injured man, who to my dismay was bleeding and letting out deep, muffled coughs. I kneeled at his side and put my arm around him. "My good man, I am terribly sorry," I quickly said. "You darted out at the worst possible-". I stopped, startled and looked at his face. The blue partyhat crumpled at his side, his newly damaged dragon chainmail hauberk. "Dear Saradomin- You're Zezima!" I gasped. "'Tis I..." he grumbled. I drew out my Lunar Staff and cast a healing spell over his powerful body, sealing his wounds. "If you don't mind, stranger, may I stay with you for this night?" asked Zezima. Both shocked and honored, I quickly nodded and helped him up. My spell had not fully healed him, so he put his arm around me as we walked to my cottage to the north of the village. His powerful, brawny arm was warm around my soft neck. We arrived and I slowly creaked open the wooden doors to my home and we both entered. "Please, take a seat." I cheerfully told Zezima. He nodded politely and sat down on my bed. My cottage was small and humble, containing no more than a bed, stove and a table I had crafted with some stern Yew logs. I saw down next to Zezima, surprised by how fresh and clean he smelled, being such a powerful warrior. "You should really let me take a look at those wounds," I told him. Again, he looked at me with a boyish grin and nodded. Slowly, I began to slide down his chain mail and saw his back. So strong, I thought. I began to rub his back where the arrows had pierced him. I noticed him blush and turn his head away. "You know," I heard him mumble, "I haven't been with another man in quite some time. I often work in solitude because of my stature." Startled by his statement, yet strangely relieved, I began to take off my own armor until I was wearing nothing but a tunic. I looked at him and he nodded in reassurance. I placed one of my bare arms around him and because to kiss his thick, muscular neck. Zezima grunted in satisfaction, but I could see in his eyes that he was as aroused and intrigued as I was. I started to sweat, and Zezima licked it off of my face. This must have started something for us, because I could not take my eyes off of him after that. We began to kiss and grasp each other, his strong arms carried me into another world- A world free of violence and goblins, where it was only us, living in harmony both as warriors and lovers. The night went by and as our fire of passion burned out into the night, I felt satisfied and elated. The next morning Zezima was gone, but I, Excelzeor, was now a true man of Gilenor, as Zezima had restored my passion for keeping all forms of love safe.

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask ['Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and [='FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils

 

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask [='Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and 'FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils to form the the Evil Brodeurs of New Jarsey.

Owner and Lilshu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

 

Like I said, water polo is pretty cool. I think Michael Phelps would be a cool player.

Wo there, I don't swing that way.

Too bad, cause Lilshu wants you and he's aggressive. Really aggressive.

Like a tiger in a shark tank?

They don't call him Michael Jackson for nothing.

 

Speaking of Michael Jackson, what happened to Steve?

 

Steve is off making sigs for some big company in some random country I bet.

it was a day like any other in glienor. i was questing and killing some goblin. i am Excelzeor the wartrior prince, defener of justice. many people were scared of the goblin, but i protected them with the mighty sword. In the late afternoon, a single sun ray reflected off of my rune breastplate. A shimmering bead of sweat dripped from my noble brow as I sheathed my stained rune scimitar. The goblins were at bay, at least for the coming night. I returned to my village, the kindly folk resided in their POH's, dreaming of gold and glamor in the lands of Gilenor. Something seemed strange though. While most residents were at peace in there beds, I heard an unearthly bumble of snickering and shuffling from behind a sturdy oak house. Quickly, I drew my scimitar and dashed behind the noble wall. There were two scaled, spear-wielding goblins, trading and scattering some dirt stained coins and several human-like bones. "Who goes there?!" I shouted from behind my gleaming rune helmet. A screech echoed from the goblins as they grabbed their wares and attempted to run. Quickly, I withdrew my magic shortbow and snatched two pristine rune arrows from my dull leather quiver. Reaching back, I fired them with a homing spell, watching them glide through the newly darkened night sky. At that moment, a tall, noble looking man walked out from the back door of a tavern. "Sir- Please watch out!" I cried. But it was too late. Both arrows pierced through his back and he fell to his knees. Chuckling in the distance, the goblins escaped onto an outstretched dirt road where I would indubitably be unable to catch them, at least with the new responsibility that had just befallen me. I tramped up to the injured man, who to my dismay was bleeding and letting out deep, muffled coughs. I kneeled at his side and put my arm around him. "My good man, I am terribly sorry," I quickly said. "You darted out at the worst possible-". I stopped, startled and looked at his face. The blue partyhat crumpled at his side, his newly damaged dragon chainmail hauberk. "Dear Saradomin- You're Zezima!" I gasped. "'Tis I..." he grumbled. I drew out my Lunar Staff and cast a healing spell over his powerful body, sealing his wounds. "If you don't mind, stranger, may I stay with you for this night?" asked Zezima. Both shocked and honored, I quickly nodded and helped him up. My spell had not fully healed him, so he put his arm around me as we walked to my cottage to the north of the village. His powerful, brawny arm was warm around my soft neck. We arrived and I slowly creaked open the wooden doors to my home and we both entered. "Please, take a seat." I cheerfully told Zezima. He nodded politely and sat down on my bed. My cottage was small and humble, containing no more than a bed, stove and a table I had crafted with some stern Yew logs. I saw down next to Zezima, surprised by how fresh and clean he smelled, being such a powerful warrior. "You should really let me take a look at those wounds," I told him. Again, he looked at me with a boyish grin and nodded. Slowly, I began to slide down his chain mail and saw his back. So strong, I thought. I began to rub his back where the arrows had pierced him. I noticed him blush and turn his head away. "You know," I heard him mumble, "I haven't been with another man in quite some time. I often work in solitude because of my stature." Startled by his statement, yet strangely relieved, I began to take off my own armor until I was wearing nothing but a tunic. I looked at him and he nodded in reassurance. I placed one of my bare arms around him and because to kiss his thick, muscular neck. Zezima grunted in satisfaction, but I could see in his eyes that he was as aroused and intrigued as I was. I started to sweat, and Zezima licked it off of my face. This must have started something for us, because I could not take my eyes off of him after that. We began to kiss and grasp each other, his strong arms carried me into another world- A world free of violence and goblins, where it was only us, living in harmony both as warriors and lovers. The night went by and as our fire of passion burned out into the night, I felt satisfied and elated. The next morning Zezima was gone, but I, Excelzeor, was now a true man of Gilenor, as Zezima had restored my passion for keeping all forms of love safe.

tl;dr

Let me warn you that if your grammar and spelling are not adequate within your articles, you won't make it onto the newspaper team.

 

I began to take this application critically, but no, my thoughts have changed. Daniel, I'm going to tell you straightforward. I don't think you're being serious. Your story is horrible, has many mistakes, and is all in one paragraph. A story needs to be more in-depth with brief character descriptions, some foreshadowing, unique style of writing, in paragraphs, etc. SlashingUk, the section head of Stories and Poems, would tell you the same thing or something comparable.

 

The newspaper isn't a place where you can completely goof off and act ridiculously like you do around the forums. I'm not going to work with you on the paper if you're not going to be serious, and by this application and seeing how you behave, I don't think you're going to be solemn. I think the other staff members of the paper would agree with me. Writing for the newspaper is a privilege for people who are hard-working and interested in expanding their writing skills further. You haven't proven to me you're going to be behave, work hard, and are one-bit serious about applying. I'm sorry, but this is not acceptable and your application has been declined.

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask ['Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and [='FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils

 

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask [='Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and 'FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils to form the the Evil Brodeurs of New Jarsey.

Owner and Lilshu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

 

Like I said, water polo is pretty cool. I think Michael Phelps would be a cool player.

Wo there, I don't swing that way.

Too bad, cause Lilshu wants you and he's aggressive. Really aggressive.

Like a tiger in a shark tank?

They don't call him Michael Jackson for nothing.

 

Speaking of Michael Jackson, what happened to Steve?

 

Steve is off making sigs for some big company in some random country I bet.

it was a day like any other in glienor. i was questing and killing some goblin. i am Excelzeor the wartrior prince, defener of justice. many people were scared of the goblin, but i protected them with the mighty sword. In the late afternoon, a single sun ray reflected off of my rune breastplate. A shimmering bead of sweat dripped from my noble brow as I sheathed my stained rune scimitar. The goblins were at bay, at least for the coming night. I returned to my village, the kindly folk resided in their POH's, dreaming of gold and glamor in the lands of Gilenor. Something seemed strange though. While most residents were at peace in there beds, I heard an unearthly bumble of snickering and shuffling from behind a sturdy oak house. Quickly, I drew my scimitar and dashed behind the noble wall. There were two scaled, spear-wielding goblins, trading and scattering some dirt stained coins and several human-like bones. "Who goes there?!" I shouted from behind my gleaming rune helmet. A screech echoed from the goblins as they grabbed their wares and attempted to run. Quickly, I withdrew my magic shortbow and snatched two pristine rune arrows from my dull leather quiver. Reaching back, I fired them with a homing spell, watching them glide through the newly darkened night sky. At that moment, a tall, noble looking man walked out from the back door of a tavern. "Sir- Please watch out!" I cried. But it was too late. Both arrows pierced through his back and he fell to his knees. Chuckling in the distance, the goblins escaped onto an outstretched dirt road where I would indubitably be unable to catch them, at least with the new responsibility that had just befallen me. I tramped up to the injured man, who to my dismay was bleeding and letting out deep, muffled coughs. I kneeled at his side and put my arm around him. "My good man, I am terribly sorry," I quickly said. "You darted out at the worst possible-". I stopped, startled and looked at his face. The blue partyhat crumpled at his side, his newly damaged dragon chainmail hauberk. "Dear Saradomin- You're Zezima!" I gasped. "'Tis I..." he grumbled. I drew out my Lunar Staff and cast a healing spell over his powerful body, sealing his wounds. "If you don't mind, stranger, may I stay with you for this night?" asked Zezima. Both shocked and honored, I quickly nodded and helped him up. My spell had not fully healed him, so he put his arm around me as we walked to my cottage to the north of the village. His powerful, brawny arm was warm around my soft neck. We arrived and I slowly creaked open the wooden doors to my home and we both entered. "Please, take a seat." I cheerfully told Zezima. He nodded politely and sat down on my bed. My cottage was small and humble, containing no more than a bed, stove and a table I had crafted with some stern Yew logs. I saw down next to Zezima, surprised by how fresh and clean he smelled, being such a powerful warrior. "You should really let me take a look at those wounds," I told him. Again, he looked at me with a boyish grin and nodded. Slowly, I began to slide down his chain mail and saw his back. So strong, I thought. I began to rub his back where the arrows had pierced him. I noticed him blush and turn his head away. "You know," I heard him mumble, "I haven't been with another man in quite some time. I often work in solitude because of my stature." Startled by his statement, yet strangely relieved, I began to take off my own armor until I was wearing nothing but a tunic. I looked at him and he nodded in reassurance. I placed one of my bare arms around him and because to kiss his thick, muscular neck. Zezima grunted in satisfaction, but I could see in his eyes that he was as aroused and intrigued as I was. I started to sweat, and Zezima licked it off of my face. This must have started something for us, because I could not take my eyes off of him after that. We began to kiss and grasp each other, his strong arms carried me into another world- A world free of violence and goblins, where it was only us, living in harmony both as warriors and lovers. The night went by and as our fire of passion burned out into the night, I felt satisfied and elated. The next morning Zezima was gone, but I, Excelzeor, was now a true man of Gilenor, as Zezima had restored my passion for keeping all forms of love safe.

tl;dr

Let me warn you that if your grammar and spelling are not adequate within your articles, you won't make it onto the newspaper team.

 

I began to take this application critically, but no, my thoughts have changed. Daniel, I'm going to tell you straightforward. I don't think you're being serious. Your story is horrible, has many mistakes, and is all in one paragraph. A story needs to be more in-depth with brief character descriptions, some foreshadowing, unique style of writing, in paragraphs, etc. SlashingUk, the section head of Stories and Poems, would tell you the same thing or something comparable.

 

The newspaper isn't a place where you can completely goof off and act ridiculously like you do around the forums. I'm not going to work with you on the paper if you're not going to be serious, and by this application and seeing how you behave, I don't think you're going to be solemn. I think the other staff members of the paper would agree with me. Writing for the newspaper is a privilege for people who are hard-working and interested in expanding their writing skills further. You haven't proven to me you're going to be behave, work hard, and are one-bit serious about applying. I'm sorry, but this is not acceptable and your application has been declined.

What the fudge did you just fudgeing say about me, you little nice doggy!? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fudge out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudgeing words. You think you can get away with saying that shizzle to me over the Internet? Think again, fudgeer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fudgeing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shizzle. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudgeing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shizzle fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fudgeing dead, kiddo.

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask ['Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

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He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

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Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and [='FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils

 

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask [='Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

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Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and 'FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils to form the the Evil Brodeurs of New Jarsey.

Owner and Lilshu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

 

Like I said, water polo is pretty cool. I think Michael Phelps would be a cool player.

Wo there, I don't swing that way.

Too bad, cause Lilshu wants you and he's aggressive. Really aggressive.

Like a tiger in a shark tank?

They don't call him Michael Jackson for nothing.

 

Speaking of Michael Jackson, what happened to Steve?

 

Steve is off making sigs for some big company in some random country I bet.

it was a day like any other in glienor. i was questing and killing some goblin. i am Excelzeor the wartrior prince, defener of justice. many people were scared of the goblin, but i protected them with the mighty sword. In the late afternoon, a single sun ray reflected off of my rune breastplate. A shimmering bead of sweat dripped from my noble brow as I sheathed my stained rune scimitar. The goblins were at bay, at least for the coming night. I returned to my village, the kindly folk resided in their POH's, dreaming of gold and glamor in the lands of Gilenor. Something seemed strange though. While most residents were at peace in there beds, I heard an unearthly bumble of snickering and shuffling from behind a sturdy oak house. Quickly, I drew my scimitar and dashed behind the noble wall. There were two scaled, spear-wielding goblins, trading and scattering some dirt stained coins and several human-like bones. "Who goes there?!" I shouted from behind my gleaming rune helmet. A screech echoed from the goblins as they grabbed their wares and attempted to run. Quickly, I withdrew my magic shortbow and snatched two pristine rune arrows from my dull leather quiver. Reaching back, I fired them with a homing spell, watching them glide through the newly darkened night sky. At that moment, a tall, noble looking man walked out from the back door of a tavern. "Sir- Please watch out!" I cried. But it was too late. Both arrows pierced through his back and he fell to his knees. Chuckling in the distance, the goblins escaped onto an outstretched dirt road where I would indubitably be unable to catch them, at least with the new responsibility that had just befallen me. I tramped up to the injured man, who to my dismay was bleeding and letting out deep, muffled coughs. I kneeled at his side and put my arm around him. "My good man, I am terribly sorry," I quickly said. "You darted out at the worst possible-". I stopped, startled and looked at his face. The blue partyhat crumpled at his side, his newly damaged dragon chainmail hauberk. "Dear Saradomin- You're Zezima!" I gasped. "'Tis I..." he grumbled. I drew out my Lunar Staff and cast a healing spell over his powerful body, sealing his wounds. "If you don't mind, stranger, may I stay with you for this night?" asked Zezima. Both shocked and honored, I quickly nodded and helped him up. My spell had not fully healed him, so he put his arm around me as we walked to my cottage to the north of the village. His powerful, brawny arm was warm around my soft neck. We arrived and I slowly creaked open the wooden doors to my home and we both entered. "Please, take a seat." I cheerfully told Zezima. He nodded politely and sat down on my bed. My cottage was small and humble, containing no more than a bed, stove and a table I had crafted with some stern Yew logs. I saw down next to Zezima, surprised by how fresh and clean he smelled, being such a powerful warrior. "You should really let me take a look at those wounds," I told him. Again, he looked at me with a boyish grin and nodded. Slowly, I began to slide down his chain mail and saw his back. So strong, I thought. I began to rub his back where the arrows had pierced him. I noticed him blush and turn his head away. "You know," I heard him mumble, "I haven't been with another man in quite some time. I often work in solitude because of my stature." Startled by his statement, yet strangely relieved, I began to take off my own armor until I was wearing nothing but a tunic. I looked at him and he nodded in reassurance. I placed one of my bare arms around him and because to kiss his thick, muscular neck. Zezima grunted in satisfaction, but I could see in his eyes that he was as aroused and intrigued as I was. I started to sweat, and Zezima licked it off of my face. This must have started something for us, because I could not take my eyes off of him after that. We began to kiss and grasp each other, his strong arms carried me into another world- A world free of violence and goblins, where it was only us, living in harmony both as warriors and lovers. The night went by and as our fire of passion burned out into the night, I felt satisfied and elated. The next morning Zezima was gone, but I, Excelzeor, was now a true man of Gilenor, as Zezima had restored my passion for keeping all forms of love safe.

tl;dr

Let me warn you that if your grammar and spelling are not adequate within your articles, you won't make it onto the newspaper team.

 

I began to take this application critically, but no, my thoughts have changed. Daniel, I'm going to tell you straightforward. I don't think you're being serious. Your story is horrible, has many mistakes, and is all in one paragraph. A story needs to be more in-depth with brief character descriptions, some foreshadowing, unique style of writing, in paragraphs, etc. SlashingUk, the section head of Stories and Poems, would tell you the same thing or something comparable.

 

The newspaper isn't a place where you can completely goof off and act ridiculously like you do around the forums. I'm not going to work with you on the paper if you're not going to be serious, and by this application and seeing how you behave, I don't think you're going to be solemn. I think the other staff members of the paper would agree with me. Writing for the newspaper is a privilege for people who are hard-working and interested in expanding their writing skills further. You haven't proven to me you're going to be behave, work hard, and are one-bit serious about applying. I'm sorry, but this is not acceptable and your application has been declined.

What the fudge did you just fudgeing say about me, you little nice doggy!? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fudge out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudgeing words. You think you can get away with saying that shizzle to me over the Internet? Think again, fudgeer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fudgeing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shizzle. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudgeing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shizzle fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fudgeing dead, kiddo.

I'm not sure you understand how important the newspaper is.

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask ['Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

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Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and [='FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils

 

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask [='Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

27-Matthew-After.jpg

He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

tumblr_m7t4ceSkwt1r4t1hko1_400.jpg

Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and 'FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils to form the the Evil Brodeurs of New Jarsey.

Owner and Lilshu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

 

Like I said, water polo is pretty cool. I think Michael Phelps would be a cool player.

Wo there, I don't swing that way.

Too bad, cause Lilshu wants you and he's aggressive. Really aggressive.

Like a tiger in a shark tank?

They don't call him Michael Jackson for nothing.

 

Speaking of Michael Jackson, what happened to Steve?

 

Steve is off making sigs for some big company in some random country I bet.

it was a day like any other in glienor. i was questing and killing some goblin. i am Excelzeor the wartrior prince, defener of justice. many people were scared of the goblin, but i protected them with the mighty sword. In the late afternoon, a single sun ray reflected off of my rune breastplate. A shimmering bead of sweat dripped from my noble brow as I sheathed my stained rune scimitar. The goblins were at bay, at least for the coming night. I returned to my village, the kindly folk resided in their POH's, dreaming of gold and glamor in the lands of Gilenor. Something seemed strange though. While most residents were at peace in there beds, I heard an unearthly bumble of snickering and shuffling from behind a sturdy oak house. Quickly, I drew my scimitar and dashed behind the noble wall. There were two scaled, spear-wielding goblins, trading and scattering some dirt stained coins and several human-like bones. "Who goes there?!" I shouted from behind my gleaming rune helmet. A screech echoed from the goblins as they grabbed their wares and attempted to run. Quickly, I withdrew my magic shortbow and snatched two pristine rune arrows from my dull leather quiver. Reaching back, I fired them with a homing spell, watching them glide through the newly darkened night sky. At that moment, a tall, noble looking man walked out from the back door of a tavern. "Sir- Please watch out!" I cried. But it was too late. Both arrows pierced through his back and he fell to his knees. Chuckling in the distance, the goblins escaped onto an outstretched dirt road where I would indubitably be unable to catch them, at least with the new responsibility that had just befallen me. I tramped up to the injured man, who to my dismay was bleeding and letting out deep, muffled coughs. I kneeled at his side and put my arm around him. "My good man, I am terribly sorry," I quickly said. "You darted out at the worst possible-". I stopped, startled and looked at his face. The blue partyhat crumpled at his side, his newly damaged dragon chainmail hauberk. "Dear Saradomin- You're Zezima!" I gasped. "'Tis I..." he grumbled. I drew out my Lunar Staff and cast a healing spell over his powerful body, sealing his wounds. "If you don't mind, stranger, may I stay with you for this night?" asked Zezima. Both shocked and honored, I quickly nodded and helped him up. My spell had not fully healed him, so he put his arm around me as we walked to my cottage to the north of the village. His powerful, brawny arm was warm around my soft neck. We arrived and I slowly creaked open the wooden doors to my home and we both entered. "Please, take a seat." I cheerfully told Zezima. He nodded politely and sat down on my bed. My cottage was small and humble, containing no more than a bed, stove and a table I had crafted with some stern Yew logs. I saw down next to Zezima, surprised by how fresh and clean he smelled, being such a powerful warrior. "You should really let me take a look at those wounds," I told him. Again, he looked at me with a boyish grin and nodded. Slowly, I began to slide down his chain mail and saw his back. So strong, I thought. I began to rub his back where the arrows had pierced him. I noticed him blush and turn his head away. "You know," I heard him mumble, "I haven't been with another man in quite some time. I often work in solitude because of my stature." Startled by his statement, yet strangely relieved, I began to take off my own armor until I was wearing nothing but a tunic. I looked at him and he nodded in reassurance. I placed one of my bare arms around him and because to kiss his thick, muscular neck. Zezima grunted in satisfaction, but I could see in his eyes that he was as aroused and intrigued as I was. I started to sweat, and Zezima licked it off of my face. This must have started something for us, because I could not take my eyes off of him after that. We began to kiss and grasp each other, his strong arms carried me into another world- A world free of violence and goblins, where it was only us, living in harmony both as warriors and lovers. The night went by and as our fire of passion burned out into the night, I felt satisfied and elated. The next morning Zezima was gone, but I, Excelzeor, was now a true man of Gilenor, as Zezima had restored my passion for keeping all forms of love safe.

tl;dr

Let me warn you that if your grammar and spelling are not adequate within your articles, you won't make it onto the newspaper team.

 

I began to take this application critically, but no, my thoughts have changed. Daniel, I'm going to tell you straightforward. I don't think you're being serious. Your story is horrible, has many mistakes, and is all in one paragraph. A story needs to be more in-depth with brief character descriptions, some foreshadowing, unique style of writing, in paragraphs, etc. SlashingUk, the section head of Stories and Poems, would tell you the same thing or something comparable.

 

The newspaper isn't a place where you can completely goof off and act ridiculously like you do around the forums. I'm not going to work with you on the paper if you're not going to be serious, and by this application and seeing how you behave, I don't think you're going to be solemn. I think the other staff members of the paper would agree with me. Writing for the newspaper is a privilege for people who are hard-working and interested in expanding their writing skills further. You haven't proven to me you're going to be behave, work hard, and are one-bit serious about applying. I'm sorry, but this is not acceptable and your application has been declined.

What the fudge did you just fudgeing say about me, you little nice doggy!? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fudge out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudgeing words. You think you can get away with saying that shizzle to me over the Internet? Think again, fudgeer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fudgeing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shizzle. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudgeing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shizzle fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fudgeing dead, kiddo.

Now now, don't get your panties in a bunch

 

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask ['Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

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He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

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Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and [='FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils

 

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask [='Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

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He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

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Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and 'FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils to form the the Evil Brodeurs of New Jarsey.

Owner and Lilshu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

 

Like I said, water polo is pretty cool. I think Michael Phelps would be a cool player.

Wo there, I don't swing that way.

Too bad, cause Lilshu wants you and he's aggressive. Really aggressive.

Like a tiger in a shark tank?

They don't call him Michael Jackson for nothing.

 

Speaking of Michael Jackson, what happened to Steve?

 

Steve is off making sigs for some big company in some random country I bet.

it was a day like any other in glienor. i was questing and killing some goblin. i am Excelzeor the wartrior prince, defener of justice. many people were scared of the goblin, but i protected them with the mighty sword. In the late afternoon, a single sun ray reflected off of my rune breastplate. A shimmering bead of sweat dripped from my noble brow as I sheathed my stained rune scimitar. The goblins were at bay, at least for the coming night. I returned to my village, the kindly folk resided in their POH's, dreaming of gold and glamor in the lands of Gilenor. Something seemed strange though. While most residents were at peace in there beds, I heard an unearthly bumble of snickering and shuffling from behind a sturdy oak house. Quickly, I drew my scimitar and dashed behind the noble wall. There were two scaled, spear-wielding goblins, trading and scattering some dirt stained coins and several human-like bones. "Who goes there?!" I shouted from behind my gleaming rune helmet. A screech echoed from the goblins as they grabbed their wares and attempted to run. Quickly, I withdrew my magic shortbow and snatched two pristine rune arrows from my dull leather quiver. Reaching back, I fired them with a homing spell, watching them glide through the newly darkened night sky. At that moment, a tall, noble looking man walked out from the back door of a tavern. "Sir- Please watch out!" I cried. But it was too late. Both arrows pierced through his back and he fell to his knees. Chuckling in the distance, the goblins escaped onto an outstretched dirt road where I would indubitably be unable to catch them, at least with the new responsibility that had just befallen me. I tramped up to the injured man, who to my dismay was bleeding and letting out deep, muffled coughs. I kneeled at his side and put my arm around him. "My good man, I am terribly sorry," I quickly said. "You darted out at the worst possible-". I stopped, startled and looked at his face. The blue partyhat crumpled at his side, his newly damaged dragon chainmail hauberk. "Dear Saradomin- You're Zezima!" I gasped. "'Tis I..." he grumbled. I drew out my Lunar Staff and cast a healing spell over his powerful body, sealing his wounds. "If you don't mind, stranger, may I stay with you for this night?" asked Zezima. Both shocked and honored, I quickly nodded and helped him up. My spell had not fully healed him, so he put his arm around me as we walked to my cottage to the north of the village. His powerful, brawny arm was warm around my soft neck. We arrived and I slowly creaked open the wooden doors to my home and we both entered. "Please, take a seat." I cheerfully told Zezima. He nodded politely and sat down on my bed. My cottage was small and humble, containing no more than a bed, stove and a table I had crafted with some stern Yew logs. I saw down next to Zezima, surprised by how fresh and clean he smelled, being such a powerful warrior. "You should really let me take a look at those wounds," I told him. Again, he looked at me with a boyish grin and nodded. Slowly, I began to slide down his chain mail and saw his back. So strong, I thought. I began to rub his back where the arrows had pierced him. I noticed him blush and turn his head away. "You know," I heard him mumble, "I haven't been with another man in quite some time. I often work in solitude because of my stature." Startled by his statement, yet strangely relieved, I began to take off my own armor until I was wearing nothing but a tunic. I looked at him and he nodded in reassurance. I placed one of my bare arms around him and because to kiss his thick, muscular neck. Zezima grunted in satisfaction, but I could see in his eyes that he was as aroused and intrigued as I was. I started to sweat, and Zezima licked it off of my face. This must have started something for us, because I could not take my eyes off of him after that. We began to kiss and grasp each other, his strong arms carried me into another world- A world free of violence and goblins, where it was only us, living in harmony both as warriors and lovers. The night went by and as our fire of passion burned out into the night, I felt satisfied and elated. The next morning Zezima was gone, but I, Excelzeor, was now a true man of Gilenor, as Zezima had restored my passion for keeping all forms of love safe.

tl;dr

Let me warn you that if your grammar and spelling are not adequate within your articles, you won't make it onto the newspaper team.

 

I began to take this application critically, but no, my thoughts have changed. Daniel, I'm going to tell you straightforward. I don't think you're being serious. Your story is horrible, has many mistakes, and is all in one paragraph. A story needs to be more in-depth with brief character descriptions, some foreshadowing, unique style of writing, in paragraphs, etc. SlashingUk, the section head of Stories and Poems, would tell you the same thing or something comparable.

 

The newspaper isn't a place where you can completely goof off and act ridiculously like you do around the forums. I'm not going to work with you on the paper if you're not going to be serious, and by this application and seeing how you behave, I don't think you're going to be solemn. I think the other staff members of the paper would agree with me. Writing for the newspaper is a privilege for people who are hard-working and interested in expanding their writing skills further. You haven't proven to me you're going to be behave, work hard, and are one-bit serious about applying. I'm sorry, but this is not acceptable and your application has been declined.

What the fudge did you just fudgeing say about me, you little nice doggy!? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fudge out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudgeing words. You think you can get away with saying that shizzle to me over the Internet? Think again, fudgeer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fudgeing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shizzle. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudgeing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shizzle fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fudgeing dead, kiddo.

I'm not sure you understand how important the newspaper is.

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask ['Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

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He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

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Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and [='FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils

 

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask [='Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

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He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

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Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and 'FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils to form the the Evil Brodeurs of New Jarsey.

Owner and Lilshu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

 

Like I said, water polo is pretty cool. I think Michael Phelps would be a cool player.

Wo there, I don't swing that way.

Too bad, cause Lilshu wants you and he's aggressive. Really aggressive.

Like a tiger in a shark tank?

They don't call him Michael Jackson for nothing.

 

Speaking of Michael Jackson, what happened to Steve?

 

Steve is off making sigs for some big company in some random country I bet.

it was a day like any other in glienor. i was questing and killing some goblin. i am Excelzeor the wartrior prince, defener of justice. many people were scared of the goblin, but i protected them with the mighty sword. In the late afternoon, a single sun ray reflected off of my rune breastplate. A shimmering bead of sweat dripped from my noble brow as I sheathed my stained rune scimitar. The goblins were at bay, at least for the coming night. I returned to my village, the kindly folk resided in their POH's, dreaming of gold and glamor in the lands of Gilenor. Something seemed strange though. While most residents were at peace in there beds, I heard an unearthly bumble of snickering and shuffling from behind a sturdy oak house. Quickly, I drew my scimitar and dashed behind the noble wall. There were two scaled, spear-wielding goblins, trading and scattering some dirt stained coins and several human-like bones. "Who goes there?!" I shouted from behind my gleaming rune helmet. A screech echoed from the goblins as they grabbed their wares and attempted to run. Quickly, I withdrew my magic shortbow and snatched two pristine rune arrows from my dull leather quiver. Reaching back, I fired them with a homing spell, watching them glide through the newly darkened night sky. At that moment, a tall, noble looking man walked out from the back door of a tavern. "Sir- Please watch out!" I cried. But it was too late. Both arrows pierced through his back and he fell to his knees. Chuckling in the distance, the goblins escaped onto an outstretched dirt road where I would indubitably be unable to catch them, at least with the new responsibility that had just befallen me. I tramped up to the injured man, who to my dismay was bleeding and letting out deep, muffled coughs. I kneeled at his side and put my arm around him. "My good man, I am terribly sorry," I quickly said. "You darted out at the worst possible-". I stopped, startled and looked at his face. The blue partyhat crumpled at his side, his newly damaged dragon chainmail hauberk. "Dear Saradomin- You're Zezima!" I gasped. "'Tis I..." he grumbled. I drew out my Lunar Staff and cast a healing spell over his powerful body, sealing his wounds. "If you don't mind, stranger, may I stay with you for this night?" asked Zezima. Both shocked and honored, I quickly nodded and helped him up. My spell had not fully healed him, so he put his arm around me as we walked to my cottage to the north of the village. His powerful, brawny arm was warm around my soft neck. We arrived and I slowly creaked open the wooden doors to my home and we both entered. "Please, take a seat." I cheerfully told Zezima. He nodded politely and sat down on my bed. My cottage was small and humble, containing no more than a bed, stove and a table I had crafted with some stern Yew logs. I saw down next to Zezima, surprised by how fresh and clean he smelled, being such a powerful warrior. "You should really let me take a look at those wounds," I told him. Again, he looked at me with a boyish grin and nodded. Slowly, I began to slide down his chain mail and saw his back. So strong, I thought. I began to rub his back where the arrows had pierced him. I noticed him blush and turn his head away. "You know," I heard him mumble, "I haven't been with another man in quite some time. I often work in solitude because of my stature." Startled by his statement, yet strangely relieved, I began to take off my own armor until I was wearing nothing but a tunic. I looked at him and he nodded in reassurance. I placed one of my bare arms around him and because to kiss his thick, muscular neck. Zezima grunted in satisfaction, but I could see in his eyes that he was as aroused and intrigued as I was. I started to sweat, and Zezima licked it off of my face. This must have started something for us, because I could not take my eyes off of him after that. We began to kiss and grasp each other, his strong arms carried me into another world- A world free of violence and goblins, where it was only us, living in harmony both as warriors and lovers. The night went by and as our fire of passion burned out into the night, I felt satisfied and elated. The next morning Zezima was gone, but I, Excelzeor, was now a true man of Gilenor, as Zezima had restored my passion for keeping all forms of love safe.

tl;dr

Let me warn you that if your grammar and spelling are not adequate within your articles, you won't make it onto the newspaper team.

 

I began to take this application critically, but no, my thoughts have changed. Daniel, I'm going to tell you straightforward. I don't think you're being serious. Your story is horrible, has many mistakes, and is all in one paragraph. A story needs to be more in-depth with brief character descriptions, some foreshadowing, unique style of writing, in paragraphs, etc. SlashingUk, the section head of Stories and Poems, would tell you the same thing or something comparable.

 

The newspaper isn't a place where you can completely goof off and act ridiculously like you do around the forums. I'm not going to work with you on the paper if you're not going to be serious, and by this application and seeing how you behave, I don't think you're going to be solemn. I think the other staff members of the paper would agree with me. Writing for the newspaper is a privilege for people who are hard-working and interested in expanding their writing skills further. You haven't proven to me you're going to be behave, work hard, and are one-bit serious about applying. I'm sorry, but this is not acceptable and your application has been declined.

What the fudge did you just fudgeing say about me, you little nice doggy!? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fudge out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudgeing words. You think you can get away with saying that shizzle to me over the Internet? Think again, fudgeer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fudgeing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shizzle. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudgeing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shizzle fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fudgeing dead, kiddo.

Now now, don't get your panties in a bunch

 

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That's a pretty well known internet me-me. He just copy-pasted it.

 

To get back on our very clear subject: Where's meen?

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It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask ['Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

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He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

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Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and [='FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils

 

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask [='Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

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He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

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Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and 'FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils to form the the Evil Brodeurs of New Jarsey.

Owner and Lilshu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

 

Like I said, water polo is pretty cool. I think Michael Phelps would be a cool player.

Wo there, I don't swing that way.

Too bad, cause Lilshu wants you and he's aggressive. Really aggressive.

Like a tiger in a shark tank?

They don't call him Michael Jackson for nothing.

 

Speaking of Michael Jackson, what happened to Steve?

 

Steve is off making sigs for some big company in some random country I bet.

it was a day like any other in glienor. i was questing and killing some goblin. i am Excelzeor the wartrior prince, defener of justice. many people were scared of the goblin, but i protected them with the mighty sword. In the late afternoon, a single sun ray reflected off of my rune breastplate. A shimmering bead of sweat dripped from my noble brow as I sheathed my stained rune scimitar. The goblins were at bay, at least for the coming night. I returned to my village, the kindly folk resided in their POH's, dreaming of gold and glamor in the lands of Gilenor. Something seemed strange though. While most residents were at peace in there beds, I heard an unearthly bumble of snickering and shuffling from behind a sturdy oak house. Quickly, I drew my scimitar and dashed behind the noble wall. There were two scaled, spear-wielding goblins, trading and scattering some dirt stained coins and several human-like bones. "Who goes there?!" I shouted from behind my gleaming rune helmet. A screech echoed from the goblins as they grabbed their wares and attempted to run. Quickly, I withdrew my magic shortbow and snatched two pristine rune arrows from my dull leather quiver. Reaching back, I fired them with a homing spell, watching them glide through the newly darkened night sky. At that moment, a tall, noble looking man walked out from the back door of a tavern. "Sir- Please watch out!" I cried. But it was too late. Both arrows pierced through his back and he fell to his knees. Chuckling in the distance, the goblins escaped onto an outstretched dirt road where I would indubitably be unable to catch them, at least with the new responsibility that had just befallen me. I tramped up to the injured man, who to my dismay was bleeding and letting out deep, muffled coughs. I kneeled at his side and put my arm around him. "My good man, I am terribly sorry," I quickly said. "You darted out at the worst possible-". I stopped, startled and looked at his face. The blue partyhat crumpled at his side, his newly damaged dragon chainmail hauberk. "Dear Saradomin- You're Zezima!" I gasped. "'Tis I..." he grumbled. I drew out my Lunar Staff and cast a healing spell over his powerful body, sealing his wounds. "If you don't mind, stranger, may I stay with you for this night?" asked Zezima. Both shocked and honored, I quickly nodded and helped him up. My spell had not fully healed him, so he put his arm around me as we walked to my cottage to the north of the village. His powerful, brawny arm was warm around my soft neck. We arrived and I slowly creaked open the wooden doors to my home and we both entered. "Please, take a seat." I cheerfully told Zezima. He nodded politely and sat down on my bed. My cottage was small and humble, containing no more than a bed, stove and a table I had crafted with some stern Yew logs. I saw down next to Zezima, surprised by how fresh and clean he smelled, being such a powerful warrior. "You should really let me take a look at those wounds," I told him. Again, he looked at me with a boyish grin and nodded. Slowly, I began to slide down his chain mail and saw his back. So strong, I thought. I began to rub his back where the arrows had pierced him. I noticed him blush and turn his head away. "You know," I heard him mumble, "I haven't been with another man in quite some time. I often work in solitude because of my stature." Startled by his statement, yet strangely relieved, I began to take off my own armor until I was wearing nothing but a tunic. I looked at him and he nodded in reassurance. I placed one of my bare arms around him and because to kiss his thick, muscular neck. Zezima grunted in satisfaction, but I could see in his eyes that he was as aroused and intrigued as I was. I started to sweat, and Zezima licked it off of my face. This must have started something for us, because I could not take my eyes off of him after that. We began to kiss and grasp each other, his strong arms carried me into another world- A world free of violence and goblins, where it was only us, living in harmony both as warriors and lovers. The night went by and as our fire of passion burned out into the night, I felt satisfied and elated. The next morning Zezima was gone, but I, Excelzeor, was now a true man of Gilenor, as Zezima had restored my passion for keeping all forms of love safe.

tl;dr

Let me warn you that if your grammar and spelling are not adequate within your articles, you won't make it onto the newspaper team.

 

I began to take this application critically, but no, my thoughts have changed. Daniel, I'm going to tell you straightforward. I don't think you're being serious. Your story is horrible, has many mistakes, and is all in one paragraph. A story needs to be more in-depth with brief character descriptions, some foreshadowing, unique style of writing, in paragraphs, etc. SlashingUk, the section head of Stories and Poems, would tell you the same thing or something comparable.

 

The newspaper isn't a place where you can completely goof off and act ridiculously like you do around the forums. I'm not going to work with you on the paper if you're not going to be serious, and by this application and seeing how you behave, I don't think you're going to be solemn. I think the other staff members of the paper would agree with me. Writing for the newspaper is a privilege for people who are hard-working and interested in expanding their writing skills further. You haven't proven to me you're going to be behave, work hard, and are one-bit serious about applying. I'm sorry, but this is not acceptable and your application has been declined.

What the fudge did you just fudgeing say about me, you little nice doggy!? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fudge out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudgeing words. You think you can get away with saying that shizzle to me over the Internet? Think again, fudgeer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fudgeing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shizzle. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudgeing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shizzle fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fudgeing dead, kiddo.

I'm not sure you understand how important the newspaper is.

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask ['Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

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He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

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Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and [='FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils

 

It's good to see you've come back.

How are you?

I'm pretty good. I hear you've been watching the NBA draft.

I hate basketball. I hate it more than I hate Dijon mustard. I hear you have been dodging death in Australia.

I thought you loved basketball. Don't you play it? And I live in Texas, so no.

If I have to root for a basketball team it is either Cleveland or Philly and by default I must hate both those places with all my heart. It is all about that stickpuck thing on ice.

Oh, you like water polo? That's nice, I actually have never played it.

Yeah, it is really fun to drown people and get away with it, just the nature of the sport. You should try it.

Ever since I had that incident with that Gillis's dolphin I've been pretty scared of open water.

Ah the dolphin incident. I heard you tried suing Gillis for sexual harassment, but it was thrown out due to not being able to control a pet. You should have made that dolphin into some burgers, head the Japanese do it all the time. I hate open land so I know how you feel. You never known when a giraffe will attack.

The dolphin incident is one I would like to forget. I've been coping well, but Lilshu has been bringing it up over and over again. Have you considered trying to befriend a giraffe? I know xraven owns a giraffe and they're practically married.

Please don't drag our private conversations into public.

Sorry lilshu. What is your opinion on my suggesting that you change your name to lolshu?

I think he's pretty sensitive about his name. Ever since Tiny Tim passed away, he's always been Little Shoe.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, but I must respect it. I'm thinking Arby's

It's pretty hush-hush. Ask [='Micael Fatia'], I hear him and lilshu have a FWB thing going on right now.

 

Back to xrvn. Did you hear he cheated on Rachel with Xaria?

To be fair I don't blame him. I heard she tried to cut down his favorite coconut tree. A women just does not cut down a man's coconut tree. That is @[email protected]#!#@ up. Now a man's banana tree...that is a different story.

Huh? Rachel never tried anything. Xrvn went off to princeton and things just got really strained. Xaria came up to see xrvn about promoting him and all the sexual tension from the forums led to things.

Wo what?! I go it backwards?! Who would cheat on Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Actually I probably would

I think some people have been perpetuating the lie that it was Rachel's fault. Unfortunately it was all xrvn.

 

Rachel was hideous anyhow.

Well she is a giraffe..I heard xraven got busted by ICE for having 13 slaves from Cuba work in his cookie factory. Can you validate that claim? I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy, go figure.

I think that might be beeboy you're thinking of..

I thought he died like 3 years ago. What is it that xraven got busted for then?

Well, originally we all thought he got into drugs at Princeton because of his personality. Gillis was going to form a drug rig with him and work on that instead of academia, but that never panned out as Gillis hasn't been heard from in ages. From the pictures I've seen of xrvn it looks like he's a gay prostitute now.

Yea I haven't heard from Gillis in over a year. Heck, I thought he would be the gay drug addict prostitute. He probably overdosed or was killed by border patrol, he used to carry drugs across from Mehico all the time. We should call xraven and request a tv inteerview. Do you have his number?

Shame about Gillis. I only talk to xrvn when he calls me from payphones, but due to his arrest his mugshot is readily available.

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He almost looks regretful in that photo. I didn't know he had emotion. He and Kristen Stewart would be a great couple, though I may need to rethink that now.

I know his arrest means a breach of the Jagex Player Moderator contract, so that's probably where the regret came from. Last I heard he's working at a library.

Wow, what a tragic life. From Princeton to Harlem library. He misewell join the marines

I think it's truly his passion though, I know he loved working on his library in his player owned house. I think he was working on getting a degree in bookkeeping at Princeton anyhow. Weird how that all works out, I know he wanted to be a stripper too.

He isn't cute enough to be a stripper. I know a guy who is a professional stripper recruiter, he no longer visits here as he can't anymore. Silly mods. Anyway he said he isn't cute enough, but may have a job as the transvestite type.

Are you talking about Macki? I heard he got banned for advertising his stripper forum too much.

 

Xrvn not cute enough? He hooked up with Xaria!

Idc who he hooked up with. Xaria ain't the pick of the litter. The only reason she beat out Rachel is because Xaria is like a miniature giraffe. Cute, but still a friggin giraffe.

 

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Xaria's only hooked up with xrvn and 'FREEDOM'] from the forums, so I dunno. Still astonished at the whole Rachel affair.

Interforumnal love is high up in here. We need more women around here. Friggin Macki had to take em all with his stripper operation.

They had to go and ban Vera and kill Pixel Bunnie. Can't a guy get a break around here?

Speaking of which, where's Miss Death?

She was a looker. Oh how Sal's has gone downhill. You can't have a community without women, that just doesn't work. My college edumacation taught me that. Are there any females left in this ailing nation?

What am I, chopped liver

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about us that way. Have you always had feelings towards all of us?

Hey my mom likes chopped liver! Never had it though. Also in stickpuck news Brodeur just selected Brodeur for the Devils to form the the Evil Brodeurs of New Jarsey.

Owner and Lilshu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

 

Like I said, water polo is pretty cool. I think Michael Phelps would be a cool player.

Wo there, I don't swing that way.

Too bad, cause Lilshu wants you and he's aggressive. Really aggressive.

Like a tiger in a shark tank?

They don't call him Michael Jackson for nothing.

 

Speaking of Michael Jackson, what happened to Steve?

 

Steve is off making sigs for some big company in some random country I bet.

it was a day like any other in glienor. i was questing and killing some goblin. i am Excelzeor the wartrior prince, defener of justice. many people were scared of the goblin, but i protected them with the mighty sword. In the late afternoon, a single sun ray reflected off of my rune breastplate. A shimmering bead of sweat dripped from my noble brow as I sheathed my stained rune scimitar. The goblins were at bay, at least for the coming night. I returned to my village, the kindly folk resided in their POH's, dreaming of gold and glamor in the lands of Gilenor. Something seemed strange though. While most residents were at peace in there beds, I heard an unearthly bumble of snickering and shuffling from behind a sturdy oak house. Quickly, I drew my scimitar and dashed behind the noble wall. There were two scaled, spear-wielding goblins, trading and scattering some dirt stained coins and several human-like bones. "Who goes there?!" I shouted from behind my gleaming rune helmet. A screech echoed from the goblins as they grabbed their wares and attempted to run. Quickly, I withdrew my magic shortbow and snatched two pristine rune arrows from my dull leather quiver. Reaching back, I fired them with a homing spell, watching them glide through the newly darkened night sky. At that moment, a tall, noble looking man walked out from the back door of a tavern. "Sir- Please watch out!" I cried. But it was too late. Both arrows pierced through his back and he fell to his knees. Chuckling in the distance, the goblins escaped onto an outstretched dirt road where I would indubitably be unable to catch them, at least with the new responsibility that had just befallen me. I tramped up to the injured man, who to my dismay was bleeding and letting out deep, muffled coughs. I kneeled at his side and put my arm around him. "My good man, I am terribly sorry," I quickly said. "You darted out at the worst possible-". I stopped, startled and looked at his face. The blue partyhat crumpled at his side, his newly damaged dragon chainmail hauberk. "Dear Saradomin- You're Zezima!" I gasped. "'Tis I..." he grumbled. I drew out my Lunar Staff and cast a healing spell over his powerful body, sealing his wounds. "If you don't mind, stranger, may I stay with you for this night?" asked Zezima. Both shocked and honored, I quickly nodded and helped him up. My spell had not fully healed him, so he put his arm around me as we walked to my cottage to the north of the village. His powerful, brawny arm was warm around my soft neck. We arrived and I slowly creaked open the wooden doors to my home and we both entered. "Please, take a seat." I cheerfully told Zezima. He nodded politely and sat down on my bed. My cottage was small and humble, containing no more than a bed, stove and a table I had crafted with some stern Yew logs. I saw down next to Zezima, surprised by how fresh and clean he smelled, being such a powerful warrior. "You should really let me take a look at those wounds," I told him. Again, he looked at me with a boyish grin and nodded. Slowly, I began to slide down his chain mail and saw his back. So strong, I thought. I began to rub his back where the arrows had pierced him. I noticed him blush and turn his head away. "You know," I heard him mumble, "I haven't been with another man in quite some time. I often work in solitude because of my stature." Startled by his statement, yet strangely relieved, I began to take off my own armor until I was wearing nothing but a tunic. I looked at him and he nodded in reassurance. I placed one of my bare arms around him and because to kiss his thick, muscular neck. Zezima grunted in satisfaction, but I could see in his eyes that he was as aroused and intrigued as I was. I started to sweat, and Zezima licked it off of my face. This must have started something for us, because I could not take my eyes off of him after that. We began to kiss and grasp each other, his strong arms carried me into another world- A world free of violence and goblins, where it was only us, living in harmony both as warriors and lovers. The night went by and as our fire of passion burned out into the night, I felt satisfied and elated. The next morning Zezima was gone, but I, Excelzeor, was now a true man of Gilenor, as Zezima had restored my passion for keeping all forms of love safe.

tl;dr

Let me warn you that if your grammar and spelling are not adequate within your articles, you won't make it onto the newspaper team.

 

I began to take this application critically, but no, my thoughts have changed. Daniel, I'm going to tell you straightforward. I don't think you're being serious. Your story is horrible, has many mistakes, and is all in one paragraph. A story needs to be more in-depth with brief character descriptions, some foreshadowing, unique style of writing, in paragraphs, etc. SlashingUk, the section head of Stories and Poems, would tell you the same thing or something comparable.

 

The newspaper isn't a place where you can completely goof off and act ridiculously like you do around the forums. I'm not going to work with you on the paper if you're not going to be serious, and by this application and seeing how you behave, I don't think you're going to be solemn. I think the other staff members of the paper would agree with me. Writing for the newspaper is a privilege for people who are hard-working and interested in expanding their writing skills further. You haven't proven to me you're going to be behave, work hard, and are one-bit serious about applying. I'm sorry, but this is not acceptable and your application has been declined.

What the fudge did you just fudgeing say about me, you little nice doggy!? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fudge out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudgeing words. You think you can get away with saying that shizzle to me over the Internet? Think again, fudgeer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fudgeing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shizzle. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudgeing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shizzle fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fudgeing dead, kiddo.

Now now, don't get your panties in a bunch

 

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That's a pretty well known internet me-me. He just copy-pasted it.

 

To get back on our very clear subject: Where's meen?

Where's who? Do you mean "mean"?

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