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alrighty so our beloved forumer im gona mill burray ur mom has a signature (quite literally) containing his former alias "Lonely Wolf", but upon a second glance you will see that there is more to it than that

 

so here's the end of the gif

 

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but you notice something with an eazy horizontal flip

 

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now any doctor can tell you that it now says "you worbzl". that's all fine and dandy but google decisively claims that there's a hidden meaning to that

 

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this link brings us to

 

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well that's okay but WAIT A SECOND

 

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WHAT'S THIS!?!

 

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now now, we both know that your cryptography skills are far from mine, so i'll handle this

 

upon several hours of research, i've concluded that this is, in fact, a language called "pig latin". a few more hours enabled me to translate "iway ikelay oniespay" into...

 

???

 

"I LIKE PONIES"

 

!!!!!!!!!11

 

 

 

EXPLAIN YOURSELF AT ONCE MILL BURRAY

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That was some really good sleuthing, Guitarguy. Are we also insinuating that im gona mill burray ur mom was somehow able to slip that message into a newspaper published almost 150 years ago?!?

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That was some really good sleuthing, Guitarguy. Are we also insinuating that im gona mill burray ur mom was somehow able to slip that message into a newspaper published almost 150 years ago?!?

 

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Indeed, anybody who is so shortsighted as to look at the newspaper's date would think that it was published on May 22, 1868.

 

HOWEVER,

 

Upon closer inspection, you'll notice that the ink of the paper's opposite page bleeds through it. And, of course, that would cause the text to be reversed horizontally. In order to simplify things, therefore, let's flip it so that we can read that text of the second page.

 

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Around the top of the page I spotted something particularly interesting.

 

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For those who don't want to waste their energy squinting:

 

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It clearly says "Queen's Birthday". But something doesn't add up. The Queen during 1868 was Victoria, yet her birthday was...

 

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MAY 24TH!?!?!?!

 

That's a whole TWO DAYS from the supposed date of the paper! I couldn't even hold my breath for that span of time!

 

Clearly whoever published this paper allowed some careless faults to slip through. If it were a real paper, that mistake would never have been made in the first place, meaning that the newspaper is far from "1868". Whatever the case may be, it's obvious that it was created sometime during LONELY'S LIFESPAN.

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alrighty so our beloved forumer im gona mill burray ur mom has a signature (quite literally) containing his former alias "Lonely Wolf", but upon a second glance you will see that there is more to it than that

 

so here's the end of the gif

 

ZGpr9Kq.png

 

but you notice something with an eazy horizontal flip

 

LxNEy1S.png

 

now any doctor can tell you that it now says "you worbzl". that's all fine and dandy but google decisively claims that there's a hidden meaning to that

 

RzYCikm.png

 

this link brings us to

 

xGJ5kv2.png

 

well that's okay but WAIT A SECOND

 

0NgLE3k.png

 

0Avd09z.png

 

WHAT'S THIS!?!

 

mzIn0wL.png

 

now now, we both know that your cryptography skills are far from mine, so i'll handle this

 

upon several hours of research, i've concluded that this is, in fact, a language called "pig latin". a few more hours enabled me to translate "iway ikelay oniespay" into...

 

???

 

"I LIKE PONIES"

 

!!!!!!!!!11

 

 

 

EXPLAIN YOURSELF AT ONCE MILL BURRAY

I KNEW IT

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W8 A SECOND KYRA MADE THAT FOR ME

OF COURSE

It all adds up now, my dear Watson!

She left months ago in order to avoid the repercussions. She planted a bomb and left the vicinity, subjecting only us to its terror. These developments are flabbergasting, I say! More at 11.

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We're all clearly avoiding the main problem here:

Guitar has a secret as well, which I plan to expose.

Tomorrow.

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I've always thought you were an anti-pony warrior Lonely, I am so disappoint. -.-

hat trickkk

 

uhhh sals is getting pretty exciting.

i have a feeling some people aer meeting here and doing illegal stuff.

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We're all clearly avoiding the main problem here:

Guitar has a secret as well, which I plan to expose.

Tomorrow.

hey can u not 2 is enuf i mean just no

Well, it was a joke, so...

Nah I'm gonna go ahead with it.

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We're all clearly avoiding the main problem here:

Guitar has a secret as well, which I plan to expose.

Tomorrow.

hey can u not 2 is enuf i mean just no

Well, it was a joke, so...

Nah I'm gonna go ahead with it.

Please do.

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We're all clearly avoiding the main problem here:

Guitar has a secret as well, which I plan to expose.

Tomorrow.

hey can u not 2 is enuf i mean just no

Well, it was a joke, so...

Nah I'm gonna go ahead with it.

Please do.

Complications have arose and it will occur tomorrow.

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i always knew you were a ponylover lonely

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