Arianna Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 (edited) Cards Against Humanity (which is the best cards game ever and I will fight you if you say otherwise) had its usual Black Friday sale - last year, they raised the price of their decks as a "super special offer"; the price increase was evident and noted. Lo and behold, people bought them still. Evidently trying to test the amount of bollocks that people can take, Black Friday 2014 saw the return of the bulls*** edition. As in, male cow poop. Literally. $6 netted you a box of male cow poop - LITERAL bulls***. It was even explained in the FAQs: FAQ Are you selling any of your normal products today? No. Is this actually poop? Yes. Is it also something that’s not poop? No. Can I return it when I realize that it’s actually just poop? No. Is the poop dangerous? No. The poop is sterilized. Is it legal to mail poop? Only one way to be sure. Why is the poop only $6? Through the magic of incredible Black Friday super-savings. Needless to say, this led to a lot of embarrassed people: "fine print" Cards Against Humanity: third millennium heroes Edited December 2, 2014 by Arianna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarguy Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Those ingrates don't understand the value of bullshizzle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwauder Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Give it to the gardener in your life, great for rose bushes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarguy Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Give it to the gardener in your life, great for rose bushes. For that matter, naughty kids gotta stop complaining that Santa gets them coal for Christmas. That stuff fetches a good price in this industrial age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaoss Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 This is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter585 Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Lol thats pretty good, it's refreshing to see people not selling real products on Black Friday :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arianna Posted December 2, 2014 Author Share Posted December 2, 2014 (edited) Give it to the gardener in your life, great for rose bushes. Samwise Gamgee approves of your bullshizzle I mean, "if you'd like, we'll be happy to ship you additional poop. Maybe it'll make the first poop seem less weird" is a line that transcends simple applause and is in pure "oh-god-I-want-to-have-this-person's-babies" territory. Edited December 2, 2014 by Arianna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bros before hoes Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 this is kinda sleazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micael Fatia Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Hope they do another promotion for Christmas, I'd gift this to all my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr n3wb Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 the feces being sold to look like a card game deepens the people of sal's yearning for our dear leader, who will lead us to prosper in a golden age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reap- Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 epic win lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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