Guitarguy Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) With such a crowded and interesting Republican Primary, I thought we should establish our favorite (or least unfavorite) candidates with a good ole' game of hurt/heal! In case you've never played, here's a quick summary of the game: A number of choices, in this case Republican candidates, start with an equal amount of life points. Players can hurt and heal any choice, or hurt twice. Once a candidate goes to 0 life points, they die and can't be resurrrected. The last one standing wins. See this topic as an example. So, the only things you CAN do: Hurt one candidate by 1 and heal another by 1 Hurt one candidate by 2 Hurt one candidate by 1 and hurt another candidate by 1 Things you CANNOT do: Heal one candidate by two Anything involving only one action, i.e. only healing one candidate or only hurting one candidate Resurrect a candidate; if they're dead, they're out Post twice in a row I've noticed that people sometimes get people who agree with them to hurt/heal the same exact people and post one after the other, and I guess there's nothing stopping anyone from doing that, but just don't be that guy -.- Now, THE CANDIDATES, in order of polling numbers based on RealClearPolitics' most recent poll: Donald Trump - 15 Jeb Bush - 15 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 15 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 15 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 15 Carly Fiorina - 15 Bobby Jindal - 15 Lindsey Graham - 15 I would have included Jim Gilmore and George Pataki, but there are enough people as it stands, they aren't in RCP's polls, and I believe we already have one or two interestingly uninteresting candidates like them. -.- Begin! Edited August 10, 2015 by Guitarguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaoss Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 HURT - Jindal HEAL - Fiona Donald Trump - 15 Jeb Bush - 15 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 15 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 15 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 15 Carly Fiorina - 16 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarguy Posted August 10, 2015 Author Share Posted August 10, 2015 Double hurt Ted Cruz Donald Trump - 15 Jeb Bush - 15 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 15 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 15 Carly Fiorina - 16 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaoss Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 HURT x2 - Rand Donald Trump - 15 Jeb Bush - 15 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 13 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 15 Carly Fiorina - 16 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwauder Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 If a candidate dies here, can you organise it to happen IRL too? headshot each to Trump & Bush Donald Trump - 14 Jeb Bush - 14 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 13 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 15 Carly Fiorina - 16 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Rider Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 HURT x2 on Trump for his stupidity. Donald Trump - 12 Jeb Bush - 14 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 13 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 15 Carly Fiorina - 16 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Heal: Trump ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Hurt: Jebby Bush Donald Trump - 13 Jeb Bush - 13 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 13 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 15 Carly Fiorina - 16 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaoss Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) HURT - Bush HEAL - Trump Donald Trump - 14 Jeb Bush - 12 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 13 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 15 Carly Fiorina - 16 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Edited August 10, 2015 by Chaoss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sobend Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 HURT- Trump Heal - Paul Donald Trump - 13 Jeb Bush - 12 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 15 Carly Fiorina - 16 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarguy Posted August 10, 2015 Author Share Posted August 10, 2015 Heal Trump Hurt Santorum Donald Trump - 14 Jeb Bush - 12 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 14 Carly Fiorina - 16 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Heal Trump :^) Hurt Santorum Donald Trump - 15 Jeb Bush - 12 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 13 Carly Fiorina - 16 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarguy Posted August 10, 2015 Author Share Posted August 10, 2015 Double hurt Fiorina Donald Trump - 15 Jeb Bush - 12 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 13 Carly Fiorina - 14 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwauder Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Commit to the Sanitorium x2 Donald Trump - 15 Jeb Bush - 12 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 11 Carly Fiorina - 14 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 (edited) Healing Trump and the Trumpettes Hurting Santorum Donald Trump - 16 Jeb Bush - 12 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 10 Carly Fiorina - 14 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Edited August 11, 2015 by Tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarguy Posted August 12, 2015 Author Share Posted August 12, 2015 Double hurt the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal copulation Donald Trump - 16 Jeb Bush - 12 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 8 Carly Fiorina - 14 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwauder Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Double hurt the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal copulation you missed, from that description you obviously meant trump, talking of which double tap to the hair. Donald Trump - 14 Jeb Bush - 12 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 8 Carly Fiorina - 14 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Heal my Trump card Hurt Bush Donald Trump - 15 Jeb Bush - 11 Scott Walker - 15 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 8 Carly Fiorina - 14 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarguy Posted August 12, 2015 Author Share Posted August 12, 2015 Heal Kasich Hurt Walker Donald Trump - 15 Jeb Bush - 11 Scott Walker - 14 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 13 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 16 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 8 Carly Fiorina - 14 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitua Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Double hurt Cruz Donald Trump - 15 Jeb Bush - 11 Scott Walker - 14 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 15 Ted Cruz - 11 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 16 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 8 Carly Fiorina - 14 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) Heal grumpy Trumpy Hurt Carson Donald Trump - 16 Jeb Bush - 11 Scott Walker - 14 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 14 Ted Cruz - 11 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 16 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 8 Carly Fiorina - 14 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Edited August 13, 2015 by Tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sobend Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Double Hurt Cruz Donald Trump - 16 Jeb Bush - 11 Scott Walker - 14 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 14 Ted Cruz - 9 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 16 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 8 Carly Fiorina - 14 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarguy Posted August 23, 2015 Author Share Posted August 23, 2015 Hurt Walker Heal Rubio Donald Trump - 16 Jeb Bush - 11 Scott Walker - 13 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 14 Ted Cruz - 9 Marco Rubio - 16 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 16 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 8 Carly Fiorina - 14 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepope1322 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Heal Trump Hurt Rubio Donald Trump - 17 Jeb Bush - 11 Scott Walker - 13 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 14 Ted Cruz - 9 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 16 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 8 Carly Fiorina - 14 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarguy Posted August 26, 2015 Author Share Posted August 26, 2015 Heal Trump Hurt Santorum Donald Trump - 18 Jeb Bush - 11 Scott Walker - 13 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 14 Ted Cruz - 9 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 16 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 7 Carly Fiorina - 14 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepope1322 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) Heal Trump Hurt Kasich Donald Trump - 19 Jeb Bush - 11 Scott Walker - 13 Mike Huckabee - 15 Ben Carson - 14 Ted Cruz - 9 Marco Rubio - 15 Rand Paul - 14 Chris Christie - 15 John Kasich - 15 Rick Perry - 15 Rick Santorum - 7 Carly Fiorina - 14 Bobby Jindal - 14 Lindsey Graham - 13 CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP Edited August 27, 2015 by thepope1322 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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