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Hurt/Heal Republican Presidential Candidates

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With such a crowded and interesting Republican Primary, I thought we should establish our favorite (or least unfavorite) candidates with a good ole' game of hurt/heal!

 

In case you've never played, here's a quick summary of the game: A number of choices, in this case Republican candidates, start with an equal amount of life points. Players can hurt and heal any choice, or hurt twice. Once a candidate goes to 0 life points, they die and can't be resurrrected. The last one standing wins. See this topic as an example.

 

So, the only things you CAN do:

  • Hurt one candidate by 1 and heal another by 1
  • Hurt one candidate by 2
  • Hurt one candidate by 1 and hurt another candidate by 1

Things you CANNOT do:

  • Heal one candidate by two
  • Anything involving only one action, i.e. only healing one candidate or only hurting one candidate
  • Resurrect a candidate; if they're dead, they're out
  • Post twice in a row
  • I've noticed that people sometimes get people who agree with them to hurt/heal the same exact people and post one after the other, and I guess there's nothing stopping anyone from doing that, but just don't be that guy -.-

Now, THE CANDIDATES, in order of polling numbers based on RealClearPolitics' most recent poll:

 

Donald Trump - 15

Jeb Bush - 15

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 15

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 15

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 15

Carly Fiorina - 15

Bobby Jindal - 15

Lindsey Graham - 15

 

I would have included Jim Gilmore and George Pataki, but there are enough people as it stands, they aren't in RCP's polls, and I believe we already have one or two interestingly uninteresting candidates like them. -.-

 

Begin!

Edited by Guitarguy

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HURT - Jindal

HEAL - Fiona

 

Donald Trump - 15

Jeb Bush - 15

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 15

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 15

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 15

Carly Fiorina - 16

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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Double hurt Ted Cruz

 

Donald Trump - 15

Jeb Bush - 15

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 15

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 15

Carly Fiorina - 16

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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HURT x2 - Rand

 

Donald Trump - 15

Jeb Bush - 15

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 13

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 15

Carly Fiorina - 16

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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If a candidate dies here, can you organise it to happen IRL too?

 

headshot each to Trump & Bush

Donald Trump - 14

Jeb Bush - 14

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 13

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 15

Carly Fiorina - 16

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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HURT x2 on Trump for his stupidity.

 

Donald Trump - 12

Jeb Bush - 14

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 13

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 15

Carly Fiorina - 16

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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Heal: Trump ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hurt: Jebby Bush

 

Donald Trump - 13

Jeb Bush - 13

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 13

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 15

Carly Fiorina - 16

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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HURT - Bush

HEAL - Trump

 

Donald Trump - 14

Jeb Bush - 12

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 13

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 15

Carly Fiorina - 16

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

Edited by Chaoss

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HURT- Trump

Heal - Paul

 

Donald Trump - 13

Jeb Bush - 12

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 15

Carly Fiorina - 16

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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Heal Trump

Hurt Santorum

 

Donald Trump - 14

Jeb Bush - 12

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 14

Carly Fiorina - 16

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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Heal Trump :^)

Hurt Santorum

 

Donald Trump - 15

Jeb Bush - 12

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 13

Carly Fiorina - 16

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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Double hurt Fiorina

 

Donald Trump - 15

Jeb Bush - 12

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 13

Carly Fiorina - 14

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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Commit to the Sanitorium x2

 

Donald Trump - 15

Jeb Bush - 12

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 11

Carly Fiorina - 14

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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Healing Trump and the Trumpettes

Hurting Santorum

 

Donald Trump - 16

Jeb Bush - 12

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 10

Carly Fiorina - 14

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

Edited by Tree

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Double hurt the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal copulation

 

Donald Trump - 16

Jeb Bush - 12

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 8

Carly Fiorina - 14

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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Double hurt the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal copulation

 

you missed, from that description you obviously meant trump, talking of which double tap to the hair.

 

Donald Trump - 14

Jeb Bush - 12

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 8

Carly Fiorina - 14

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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Heal my Trump card

Hurt Bush

 

Donald Trump - 15

Jeb Bush - 11

Scott Walker - 15

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 8

Carly Fiorina - 14

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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Heal Kasich

Hurt Walker

 

Donald Trump - 15

Jeb Bush - 11

Scott Walker - 14

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 13

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 16

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 8

Carly Fiorina - 14

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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Double hurt Cruz

 

 

Donald Trump - 15

Jeb Bush - 11

Scott Walker - 14

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 15

Ted Cruz - 11

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 16

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 8

Carly Fiorina - 14

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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Heal grumpy Trumpy

Hurt Carson

 

Donald Trump - 16

Jeb Bush - 11

Scott Walker - 14

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 14

Ted Cruz - 11

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 16

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 8

Carly Fiorina - 14

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

Edited by Tree

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Double Hurt Cruz

 

Donald Trump - 16

Jeb Bush - 11

Scott Walker - 14

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 14

Ted Cruz - 9

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 16

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 8

Carly Fiorina - 14

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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Hurt Walker

Heal Rubio

 

Donald Trump - 16

Jeb Bush - 11

Scott Walker - 13

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 14

Ted Cruz - 9

Marco Rubio - 16

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 16

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 8

Carly Fiorina - 14

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 15

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Heal Trump

Hurt Rubio

 

Donald Trump - 17

Jeb Bush - 11

Scott Walker - 13

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 14

Ted Cruz - 9

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 16

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 8

Carly Fiorina - 14

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 13

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Heal Trump

Hurt Santorum

 

Donald Trump - 18

Jeb Bush - 11

Scott Walker - 13

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 14

Ted Cruz - 9

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 16

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 7

Carly Fiorina - 14

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 13

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Heal Trump

Hurt Kasich

 

Donald Trump - 19

Jeb Bush - 11

Scott Walker - 13

Mike Huckabee - 15

Ben Carson - 14

Ted Cruz - 9

Marco Rubio - 15

Rand Paul - 14

Chris Christie - 15

John Kasich - 15

Rick Perry - 15

Rick Santorum - 7

Carly Fiorina - 14

Bobby Jindal - 14

Lindsey Graham - 13

 

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

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