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Phat Poll  

208 members have voted

  1. 1. What year did you first play Grab Thε Phat?

    • 06
      14
    • 07
      5
    • 08
      7
    • 09
      2
    • 10
      2
    • 11
      15
    • 12
      8
    • 13
      0
    • 14
      1
    • 15
      0


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I walk up to you, scream out "tee hee" and you spontaneously combust. I take phat and hide it in the nature altar.

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The rope wasn't strong enough.

 

Splat.

 

 

I use telekinetic grab to GtPh.

Um.... considering he's only a few feet in front of me and the rope is made out of 1197 posts, it was long enough. I still have the phat.

Edited by Elephant King

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Vik4a1 ice barraged Elephant king, do full dds on him hitted 25-25-20-29.

pHAT on the groud ''telly grab'' On phat ''wear partyhat"

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I am still alive, my HP is over 9000. Don't ask why.

I smash your skull open and glue it shut. I take the phat.

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My Sara Godsword special's scouter thinks it's power level is over 10000. Don't ask why.

 

I kill you while screaming "ITS OVER 10000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and take the phat.

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Uh uh uh! My HP is OVER 9000. That means it could be 1 Million. Which it is. MuHAHAHA

I pick up my watch and show you what time it is. I then pummel you into the ground and take the phat.

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My SGS's power level is over 10000, which means it could be 1.1 million.

 

I walk up to you, yell out "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kick you into the Tolna Rift. Your face is eaten by the Confusion monsters, which take the phat.

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My faceless body creeps you out and you run away screaming like a little girl. I use a grapling hook but take off your neck instead of the phat. I rush over, grab the phat, and buy a new face.

 

I also raise my HP to 1.1 AND A HALF million.

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The phat is worth 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

0 mil.

 

I hit you over the head with my drumsticks, knocking you out. I take phat and hide in the Hopeless Room in the Tolna Rift.

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i put on flexible rubber boots and run through the earthquake, slap u with a nuclear missle and take the phat :aware:

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Take a huge magnet and steal the missile and telegrab the phat and hide it in the chest in lumby.

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I creat a huge vortex that sucks everybody that isn't me or is a guthix follower that supports my cause and the phat. I take the phat and throw it down an endless pit of doom.

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But unfortunately there are so many guth folowers that the portal gets jammed. I telegrab the p-hat and give it to 'da big guy!'

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I steal the phat then put the phat in the drop chest. Have at it!

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