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Phat Poll  

209 members have voted

  1. 1. What year did you first play Grab Thε Phat?

    • 06
      15
    • 07
      5
    • 08
      7
    • 09
      2
    • 10
      2
    • 11
      15
    • 12
      8
    • 13
      0
    • 14
      1
    • 15
      0


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EDIT: Dang it Crazy Man! Well, let's say the partyhat ended up in possesion of EK after you jumped into the abbys, so your post is nonexistent. I then proceed to take the partyhat from his post.

 

But then "someone" bribes the judge to close the case in my favor. But then the court gets nuked. Unfortunatley everyone had a radiation suit so nothing happened. So... I destroy the radiation suits and then nuke the place again, whislt wearing a radiation suit. I then dig out the partyhat from the rubble, and proceed to place the partyhat at the center of Pluto. It is also in an indestructible cage, which must be opened by solving the following mathematical puzzle: (3.14 + 65) x 26 - 68 x (100 / 25)

Edited by Amber Pyre

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I end all this nonsense by placing a few dozen rounds of ammunition in your head. Have fun.

 

 

My phat!

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I appear from behind you, having taken form as your shadow, (just think of it as what the Iron Maiden did to Beat on Week 3) and stab you with a rather sharp knife. I take the phat.

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Knowing that Amber Pyre will complain about the puzzle not being solved, I go to Pluto, solve the puzzle blah blah blah(1499.64) and then do a happy dance, laugh at her body, then proceed to Falzar. I drop stomach acid obtained from Amber Pyre's body, an since it's Amber Pyre, the stomach acid is over one hundred times as effective. You dissolve in a matter of seconds. Therefore, it is...

 

MY PHAT!

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You trip in the acid and die.

 

I send a baby to grab the phat and give it to me. She slowly crawls over to me, being distracted by shiny objects. If anyone even thinks of attacking it, you are inhuman. I mean, look, she's so CUUTE :huh:

Edited by Elephant King

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I somehow return to life with everything intact and no physical or mental damage. So, I walk over, and take the partyhat from beside the baby while she is distracted by some random shards of a Summoning Obelisk. I then proceed to give it to EK. Probably because the baby is too slow.

Edited by Amber Pyre

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SO ZETTA SLOW!

You implode due to awesomeness.

And yes, I have been playing too much TWEWY

My phat.

 

 

 

SO ZETTA SLOW!

WTF !? Isn't it a game quote ???!?! eh.... Second GM in 'the world ends with you' ??

If I rembered correctly.

 

 

 

 

 

Btw snatches phat

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I duct-tape Inca's hands to a jail cell using fifty rolls. I take the phat.

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*Logs on Runescape and speak in CC using my teeth.*

[sals]Incarella: Guys slo is bullying me I need anti-crash.

[sals]Member1: Inca is good girl let's save her!

[sals]Member2: Ya, Remember to bring telegrab runes for her.

 

 

*freed and telegrabs phat and from, and possibly eating Pie*

Edited by Inca

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SO ZETTA SLOW!

You implode due to awesomeness.

And yes, I have been playing too much TWEWY

My phat.

 

You forgot I gave it to EK. So, your post and those after no longer exist. EK's partyhat!

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I take the axe EK was holding and hack away at Amber Pyne for deceiving us all.

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You chop your leg off by accident. Whoops. As you lie on the ground, thrashing about and bleeding everywhere, I calmly walk up and pick up the phat. I then give it to EK.

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As the phat is fireproof, Tainted burns in the lava. I put on a fire-resistant suit and jump into the lava, take the phat and swim in the lava.

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Inca casts ice burst on lava freezing it into solid stone.

Only your head, wearing the phat is barely seen.

 

*takes phat and laugh at your stuck body*

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