p-hat Θ Grαb Thε Phαt Θ (How is this still around!)

[Sobend 950]

I cook 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes. Being in awe, you are incapacitated and I steal the phat from you. mine.

[thenewguy1 10]

Jimmy Savile kidnaps you. Mine.

[Amber Pyre 19]

You're killed in the night by some mafiosi.

 

Mine.

[Lonelywolf 647]

you smell bad

you die because you smell bad

 

my phat

[Amber Pyre 19]

You die because you've flipped upside down and back too many times.

Mine.

[Sobend 950]

 

Mine.

[Amber Pyre 19]

You die from a concussion.

Mine.

[thenewguy1 10]

I was the last poster of 2012. Mine.

[Amber Pyre 19]

You get shot in the face.

Mine.

[Falzar 9]

Emerging from the shadows is not a new contender, but an old challenger, long forgotten by your combat. Stepping into the fray, I stab you in the neck, quickly and efficiently, so that even the Spy from TF2 would be amazed at my grace and gentlemanly prowess. I take the Phat, and descend back into the shadows from whence I came.

[Amber Pyre 19]

You trip over a mine turtle and die.

Mine.

[Lonelywolf 647]

hellooooooo

 

my phat

[Amber Pyre 19]

Hey, check out my new camera!

Oh, wait, this isn't a camera.

 

Mine.

[Docly 9]

Luckily for me I somehow obtain some disposable camera and set it to the highest flash setting.

 

Mine.

[Amber Pyre 19]

You are trampled by an incoming angry mob.

Mine.

[thenewguy1 10]

You're dead. Mine.

[Amber Pyre 19]

I eat a sandwich.

You die.

Mine.

[Sobend 950]

I hurl a 10lb dumbell at your head. You die and will never be able to play this game again!

 

Mine

[Aabid 14]

Somehow you die too.

Mine

[Amber Pyre 19]

Sobend's post explodes because I posted.

I shoot Aabid in the face with a rocket launcher.

Mine.

[Sobend 950]

I make a fake party hat out of construction paper and being the gullbile person you are (yes, I AM getting personal) you think it is real. I tell you I stole it off of you and then throw it off the Golden Gate Bridge. Mad, you disobey nearby signs and jump off the bridge to retrive the construction paper hat. It takes you quite awhile to do so. Meanwhile, I walk to your apartment (you left it unlocked) and grab the phat.

[Amber Pyre 19]

While falling, I realize the hat was a fake and use magic to tell that you're trying to steal the partyhat from my apartment.

 

The security systems activate and you die.

 

I respawn at home and claim the hat.

[Lonelywolf 647]

You respawn at my home as I altered your respawning configurations. I shoot you in the nostril.

I then head to your apartment and take the phat.

Mine.

[Sobend 950]

While you are trying to figure out what this means, I steal the party hat from you.

[Amber Pyre 19]

You die of an anvil mortally wounding you after falling onto your head.

Mine.