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Phat Poll  

210 members have voted

  1. 1. What year did you first play Grab Thε Phat?

    • 06
      16
    • 07
      5
    • 08
      7
    • 09
      2
    • 10
      2
    • 11
      15
    • 12
      8
    • 13
      0
    • 14
      1
    • 15
      0


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You trip over Stephen Hawking's wheelchair and hit your head on a rock.

While you are out cold, I take the partyhat and treat your concussions out of kindness.

Mine.

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I sing the bluessss

 

 

BLUZ

With the power of the blues I retrieve the phat.

My phat

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I ban you from this topic, stashing the Phat into my pip.

My phat :beret:

Edited by Goggie

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I send you to Frankfurt on a jet ski.

 

Somehow that makes it... Mine

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You last posted on tax day. While filling out your taxes you realized you don't have enough money to pay them. In desperation you have to sell the party hat to me for a low price.

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I wrote your name in my death note and wrote specific instructions on how it will be delivered to my house. It should arrive in a day or two. I HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO IT IN THE MAIL.

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I reintercept the mail.

 

Mine

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I unreintercept the mail.

The mail simply explodes.

I walk up and take the hat.

Mine.

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In the confusion though; you trip over the hat, followed by a bear.

 

Mine

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I spread rumors about you and the party hat having an affair online. In frustration you throw the phat away and while I am dumpster diving I find it.

 

Mine

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In reality the dumpster was a recycle bin on a computer, my computer. I delete it.

 

Mine :)

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I violently destroy you with my machete, laughing at you as I do so, and ride away on my black stallion into the night under a full moon obscurely shrouded by mysterious black clouds.

 

Mine.

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I throw plugged in toaster into your bathtub enough said. Mine

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Unluckily for you, you get tangled in the cord and fall in as well.

 

Mine :)

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Unluckily for you, when the cord was pulled, it caused an anvil to fall from the ceiling and hit you in the head. You are pronounced dead, and I forge a copy of your will that gives me the partyhat.

Mine.

Edited by Amber Pyre

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Papers please. I find the contradiction in your name and have you taken away!

 

Mine!

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You are legally obliged to give me the phat, so you do so.

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