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Phat Poll  

210 members have voted

  1. 1. What year did you first play Grab Thε Phat?

    • 06
      16
    • 07
      5
    • 08
      7
    • 09
      2
    • 10
      2
    • 11
      15
    • 12
      8
    • 13
      0
    • 14
      1
    • 15
      0


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You get 10gp for it. I'm glad I put that offer up way back when the Grand Exchange was founded.

 

Mine!

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I hack and get 120 Thieving, take the Partyhat from you, and then bring it back to the real world, because we stopped mentioning Runescape a couple hundred pages ago.

 

Mine.

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You get banned for hacking. Phat is probably in your house somewhere, I don't know - I'm not going to bother trying to grab a flimsy bit of paper.

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I steal the party hat and sacrifice it to summon the original party hat from the moment after it was first stolen 7 years ago causing a time paradox.

 

Mine :)

 

Also Grab the Phat is 7 years old now! Woop woop!

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I just happen to be touching Mitchell when the time paradox occurred so I was able to travel back with him, steal the phat, and leave him in the paradox and to only return with the phat successfully!

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I dupe the party hat retro style and now we both have one! Yay!

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I burn the copy and and you, after of course pickpocketing the real hat from you.

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It turns out reepicheep burned the real hat, mistaking it for the copy.

 

Shoot. I put the ashes together and put it in a jar. My jar.

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I use a time machine and punch Sobend before he can make the copy, then take the hat. My hat.

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I use a time machine to destroy your time machine before you can use it to punch Sobend and take the party hat.

Mine.

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Albert Einstein steps in, tells you all time travel is impossible and you fail to time travel. Right after you step out of the machine I mug you and take the phat.

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Since time travel is impossible, and Reep then never time traveled, you now have two partyhats. I sneak in to your storage area for the second partyhat and steal it while you are asleep. Ours.

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I steal the hats while you two are sleeping and go to a phat specialist. He determines which one is fake and I burn it. I then time travel forward (which is definitely possible) to a period when you both are dead. My phat.

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I wake up, realize the party hat has been missing, and through a complicated chain of investigations determine that you have it. I then go forward to the day you die and re-write your will so that I have the partyhat.

 

Your estate grants me the partyhat.

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While you we're claiming the phat, I broke through a window and yoinked the phat.

 

My phat.

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I rise from the dead because of the power of awesomeness and falcon punch you unconscious. I take your pokeballs and the phat.

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I steal Dirty Harry's Magnum and blow your face off with it. Mine.

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I pilfer the phat as I goomba stomp you back to mushroom kingdom.

 

Mah phat

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