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Phat Poll  

209 members have voted

  1. 1. What year did you first play Grab Thε Phat?

    • 06
      15
    • 07
      5
    • 08
      7
    • 09
      2
    • 10
      2
    • 11
      15
    • 12
      8
    • 13
      0
    • 14
      1
    • 15
      0


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Slowly falling to my doom, a surge of adrenaline kicks in. Pulling out a sword a flying upwards i slash at your head, you dodge, but the phat drifts off your head, which is plucked out of the air. Phat on head i dash off into the moonlight.

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Using the power of the Enchanted Key, I travel back through time to the day humankind entered the realm of Gielinor. There I find Guthix himself, long before the god wars, before Sliske, before anything. I tell him the story of the Partyhat, and the bloody trail it has left splattered across the land. I ask him a simple favour - knowing Guthix, if it prevents unnecessary violence, he will comply - I ask him to remove the Partyhat from existence.

 

~PRESENT DAY~

 

Barnzie8 has just finished skipping happily towards the moonlight. He stops to catch his breath, and to marvel at the fact he has the Partyhat in his possession for a second time. He takes it off, to savour the sight of it. In his hands, he notices something rather odd. He realises he can see his hands through the hat! The outline of the hat slowly fades and fades away, until it is gone.

 

~PAST~

 

I thank Guthix for his time, and return to the present day.

 

~PRESENT DAY~

 

I thank you all. Nobody went near my 2,147,483,647 stack of Partyhats. I realise the power of the hats is all to great, and that I have 2,147,483,647x too many. So I place one Partyhat upon my head, and place the rest into the Well of Goodwill.

 

Mine.

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I thank you all. Nobody went near my 2,147,483,647 stack of Partyhats. I realise the power of the hats is all to great, and that I have 2,147,483,647x too many. So I place one Partyhat upon my head, and place the rest into the Well of Goodwill.

 

Actually, I went over to take them but they were already gone.

 

I jump into the Well to reclaim one of the hats.

I then begin to climb out. Man, this can't go wrong at all!

 

One of them is mine now.

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You look down, and you realise Jagex donated your legs to charity.

As there cannot be two partyhats active at once, and seeing how you do not have the ability to move, I take the hat off your head and toss it back in.

Mine.

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I take an axe and whack it into your gut. Mine.

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I get one of my mercenaries to locate the charity to which my legs were donated.

Said mercenary then hits you with my left foot until you die.

Mine, technically.

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I drill a nail in your head and grab the phat. Mine.

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I shoot you with a nail gun

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I kick your shins and take it. Mine!

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I strangle you with an elephant-shape pendant and claim the phat for Elephant King

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I behead the Elephant King and pluck the phat out of mid air.

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I manage to teleport in after a long absence and take the phat.

 

Mine :D

Edited by Dr Mitchell

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I enchant a potato with legs and arms and it takes it from you, and then I take it from him.

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I punch you in the face with a boxing glove and take it. Mine

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