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Phat Poll  

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  1. 1. What year did you first play Grab Thε Phat?

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      14
    • 07
      5
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      7
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      2
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      2
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      15
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      0
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      1
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Mine

Lol I get it.

 

I am assigned Kaysie to deliver a christmas present to. Upon opening it, the ghost of Kaysie's sleep that he killed in exchange for XP floats out of the box, grabs him by the throat and carries him away screaming. The hat lands on the ground in front of me.

My hat.

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lol @ army true that :/ still need to get 350k xp to 99 mining. ( I find it ludicrous that I got 94-98 in 3 days :D )

 

after making a deal with death himself so I can return to the land of xp I find that chaoss has once again regained the party hat. I slip some vial of stench under his nose causing him to start uncontrollably sneezing. I place the vial at his feet and snag the hat while I have the chance and teleport away.

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I distract Angel with my stunning max cape, while my trusty side kick Ava steals the Phat and we fly away on my dragon to the sanctity of the citadel

 

MINE!!!!!!

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You mistake the phat for a hat and take a normal hat. While you proudly sport your not-phat hat, I casually stroll by and take the phat from Angel. As I go back past you I compliment your hat.

 

My phat.

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I login and suddenly the stats for 2015 are posted. You stare at the views while I slide the phat into my hands.

 

Mine.

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I make an excellent political speech and while Docky isn't looking, take the phat, run away into New Varrock and make it untradeable. Mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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I knock Goglmogl on the head and tie him up. When he awakes I won't untie him until he tells me where the Phat is, then ride off in his Ferrari wearing the Phat. The Phat is mine. 

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Traviesa looked into my eyes, understood that I was the alpha and simply gave me the Phat.

My Phat! :D

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I grab the phat from the laundry when you're washing your sheets. Mine.

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Call me Zooey. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely -
having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to
interest me on Sal's, I thought I would browse about a little and see
the watery part of the forum. It is a way I have of driving off the
spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing
grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my
soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin
warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and
especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it
requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately
stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's Party Hats disguised as donkeys
off - specifically, Lonely's - then, I account it high time to get to stealing his hat as soon as I
can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical
flourish Lonely throws himself upon his donkey; I quietly take his hat he has hidden away.
There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it,
almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very
nearly the same feelings towards the Grab the Phat topic with me.

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Many years into the future...

First Clown
Here's a party hat now; this party hat has lain in the earth
three and twenty years.

SOBEND

Whose was it?

First Clown

A whoreson mad fellow's it was: whose do you think it was?

SOBEND

Nay, I know not.

First Clown

A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! a' poured a
flagon of Rhenish on my head once. This same party hat,
sir, was Zooey's party hat, Salmoneus's jester.

SOBEND

This?

First Clown

E'en that.

SOBEND

Let me see.

Takes the party hat

Alas, poor party hat! I knew him, Lonely: an item
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: I hath
borne him on my head a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. But I hath it now!

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Posted (edited)

i take my ultraviolet lightsaber and chøp you in two so i can take the phat for myself

 

*silenlty sips a dose of range pot and turns on eagle eye**silenlty procedes 2 pull out 2 dragon and spec's nachomamma*

*u hit 45-45*

u run out into the abyss and hide

if only i could write this well

Edited by Zooey

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